One-off cows - You probably don't even remember them

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Steven Assanti aka fatboygetdown
Morbidly obese disgusting wop-american from Connecticut who became kinda famous online for uploading vids of himself dancing shirtless and jiggling his massive gunt to girly pop songs.https://youtu.be/50cjNL2y2Yc
Would later become bigger, fatter attention seeking and degenerate from then on:

- Would upload vids on his channel of him sperging at his haters
- uploads a video of himself ripping up a Bible
- later uploads a video titled "I am not sorry for ripping up the bible"
- uploads Whatever the fuck this video is
- trys and fails to become a consteastant on The Biggest Loser
- stayed at a local hospital to try and lose weight, got kicked out a few days in after ordering pizza from his hospital bed
- lived for a short period of time in the back trunk of his dad's car
- became a contestant on a weird version of Dr. Phil were he had to share a house with several other nutcase like himself.
- developed addiction to painkillers, probably because his fat ass weighed down on his joints so much ge had basically no choice but to take them

Years later he had an entire episode of My 600 Pound life featuring him where he did a lot disgusting shit on that show like call an ambulance to take him to the hospital to get a refill on his pain meds where was greeted by Dr. Now and berated. I think he was like one of the few patients who didn't end up losing the intended amount of weight because he was so uncooperative.
Last time I heard from him he was lighter but looked more like a wreck than ever. His air was hastily shaven like a crazy person and a good amount of teeth had fallen out. I'll be surprised if he's even alive still.
 
Mountain Gorilla said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Uqh62Trb_lQ
The lint-covered blue sheet hung up in the background gets me.

Ahh, yes, Nichole337. I remember people played her covers in one class and even the teacher couldn't hide their lol. A simpler time.

But I agree that she was genuinely just an innocent autistic girl who liked to sing. There was nothing degenerate about her. God-speed, Nichole.
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Update on Nicole337 from 2 months ago. Looks like she's living the good life.
 
Dambusters' Dog II said:
I think we had all already assumed he must be a sex pest when he married Billie Piper (a.k.a. "Rose off of Dr. Who", but not yet known as that) when he was 35 and she was 18.
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Definitely right - this is also a guy who has chronic alcohol issues and urinated by the side of a Motorway and then cried 'muh depression!'

If any of us normie Britfags had done it, we'd be off to the local HMP!
 
Brendan Blaber, AKA jelloapocalypse.


Infamous for this video. Also had a weird thing where his fans basically made R34 of him fucking his sister where he basically did nothing to dissuade it. Became a laughingstock, disappeared for a long while, IDK if he's been up to any other cringe.
 
A-Stump said:
Brendan Blaber, AKA jelloapocalypse.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=85j10fmzI0M
Infamous for this video. Also had a weird thing where his fans basically made R34 of him fucking his sister where he basically did nothing to dissuade it. Became a laughingstock, disappeared for a long while, IDK if he's been up to any other cringe.
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Archive in case Brendan ever decides to DMCA like a bitch (you never know, it could happen)
Crazy to think I watched his "So This Is Basically" videos years ago, I didn't know he did this insanely retarded shit when 2020 rolled around. Guess that Trump Derangement Syndrome comes for everyone and it comes hard.
 
Every now and again I think about this video of a kid kvetching about being called a homo online. It's definitely got the sort of upset you could only find on the internet in the early 2000s.
 
daddylongschlong said:
Steven Assanti aka fatboygetdown
Morbidly obese disgusting wop-american from Connecticut who became kinda famous online for uploading vids of himself dancing shirtless and jiggling his massive gunt to girly pop
Would later become bigger, fatter attention seeking and degenerate from then on:

- Would upload vids on his channel of him sperging at his haters
- uploads a video of himself ripping up a Bible
- later uploads a video titled "I am not sorry for ripping up the bible"
- uploads Whatever the fuck this video is
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That video was hilarious for it's sheer stupidity.

The comments feature many comparisons to Arin Hanson (Egoraptor). Screenshot_20230127-070125_NewPipe SponsorBlock.jpg
Of course some coomer found it arousing. Some people will jack off to anything.
 
Should we put in Slopes Game Room or SomeCallMeJohnny on the list of lolcows?
 
Tony Medley first year of youtube who made freestyle raps about racists and holcaust deniers.
He was awesome!!

And KIMMO ALM ofcourse
 
Scarlett Johansson said:
There was an infamous case where an American youtuber insulted justin Bieber fans....which led to trolls calling his house late at night wherein it turned out he was Irish. I remember this was on either uncyclopedia or encyclopedia dramatica.

Edit: Eric Douglace

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this guy was tied to joshu2ber back in the day too, who did the same shtick and it ended the same way (got BTFO, admitted it was just a ruse all along)
the events of eric douglace also had an earlier crossover with lifeinatent, better known now as futuristichub who's a cow for much different reasons. god all this takes me back.
Look At You said:
Every now and again I think about this video of a kid kvetching about being called a homo online. It's definitely got the sort of upset you could only find on the internet in the early 2000s.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=O-j4JB5XufQ
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...and this was the guy joshu2ber was trying to be and even named himself after. this guy was apparently forced into therapy and meds after making these videos and hasnt been seen since, unlike sammyclassicsonicfan who came back after it. (unless i missed anything)
 
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A-Stump said:
Brendan Blaber, AKA jelloapocalypse.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=85j10fmzI0M
Infamous for this video. Also had a weird thing where his fans basically made R34 of him fucking his sister where he basically did nothing to dissuade it. Became a laughingstock, disappeared for a long while, IDK if he's been up to any other cringe.
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*ignores his discordnigger “UwU” avatar hes changed his channel profile picture to. Doesnt bother to investigate.*
 
Look At You said:
Every now and again I think about this video of a kid kvetching about being called a homo online. It's definitely got the sort of upset you could only find on the internet in the early 2000s.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=O-j4JB5XufQ
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That's late-2000s, you nigger (2009 to be exact). Seriously, why zoomers like yourself can't do research is a mystery to me.
 
Becky McDonald said:
Ahmed Mohamed, aka Clock Boy.
Literally just the one instance of smashing up a Radioshack clock, making it look like a suitcase bomb, and then 2 years of attempting to profit off what happened before promptly fucking off to Qatar after getting laughed out the courtroom. I wonder what he's up to these days, has he progressed beyond clocks I wonder?
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He posts occasionally on his Twitter of him going to conferences or to New York City. The last post is of him at the World Cup supporting the US.
 
Maxtaro

This guy is more personal for me as I was, at one point, friends with the fucker as early as 2006 during the old school YouTube days when he used to make video about Billy & Mandy, Scrat from Ice Age and other videos. He's a leftist who draws fat fetish on deviantART and is a complete schizo on Twitter and Letterboxd and has proven to be a complete groomer. He also got into a spergout by defending The Last Jedi and, god forbid, Cuties back when the respective movies were new.

He's proven to be a dickhead towards everyone, even especially during the old school YouTube years as observed in his WorstMoviesEver alt account, where he just uploads full movies and shits on anyone who disagrees with, and I've remembered him being a total shit in his Rotten Tomatoes account, getting pissed off at anyone for having a subjective opinion on a movie he personally loves or hates.

There used to be a thread on him, but it has been archived.
 
Does anyone remember DBoyWheeler? He was a pretty big Sonic autist on ED right before Chris was discovered. Dude was in his late 20's or something but he looked much older since he had George Costanza's hair (or lack of hair I should say) and he had very Chris Chan-esqe "artwork" of his Sonic OC's and he would even watermark his shitty drawings so that "nobody could steal them now" because he had that much of an ego. There was also this cosplay thot on Deviantart back then who called herself Sonicrocksmysocks (who was also a lolcow herself) and DBoy was one her biggest beta orbiters since he would constantly simp for her by making terrible drawings of her even tho I think she was still in high school back then.

This all happened around 2007 or so right in tandem when Chris was quickly becoming the Sonic lolcow and DBoy quickly faded away into obscurity.
 
TVBForever said:
Maxtaro
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Oh holy shit, that is bringing up super old memories. I only know him from DeviantART, and I think he was prominent since Hamtaro was a niche cartoon and there weren't a lot of other fan artists for that section (so by default, he got a lot of attention). I remember looking over his profile and being really confused why someone would dedicate that much time in MS Paint to draw him and his female self-insert (Maxtara) as super obese hamsters.

It looks like his drawing skills haven't changed from the last time I saw his "art" over a decade ago, judging by his Tumblr posts. In some cases, his art actually devolved. It's fascinating, really. It's like a time capsule from the late 2000s/early 2010s.
 
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