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[Billy_Sama!]

You know what they say about pets resembling their owners?

Does he draw his cat with the same goofy nose?

 

[Evil Peter Griffin]

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Zach loves pussy

 

[Midwit]

Zach loves food, yeah yeah yeah yeah.

 

[KingLiberty76]

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Proud Cat Dad Zach Hadel

 

[Angry Muda]

why is today purple?

 

[Conan]

why is today purple?

Lent I'm assuming

 

[The Evil Midnight Bomber]

I love lumbering gorilla Nostalgia Critic

 

[I was a Teenage “JA”-man]

I love lumbering gorilla Nostalgia Critic

”I’LL MURDER IT SO YOU DON’T HAVE TO”

RIP Homeuere, hardly knew ye.

 

[Absolute-Despair]

 

[PhoBingas]

The magic School bus cartoon was broadcasted in the Americas only, so it makes sense why Chris has no idea what the magic School bus was about

It was broadcast in Canada too, but it might have just been simulcast of American PBS. Vaguely remember watching it as a wee lad.

Sonic Underground was fucking insane even by Sonic standards.

It wasn't until I started following Chris-Chan that I got confirmation that it was an actual show. For years I thought it was a fever dream I conjured in my mind half-dead from tonsillitis in the 90s.

This is fucking depressing. Poor guy needs a lot of help. Hopefully it isn't too late to get himself turned around.

Addicts have to want to get help for themselves. Until THEY want to change, they never will, and most never do sadly.

What industry? What industry do you believe Zach, Chris, Cory, and Shadman of all people have any power in, outside of the now-nonexistent YouTube/NG animation sphere?

The Jelqing sphere. They'll make sure she jelqqed her last dick by hook or by crook.

Am I crazy, or is the lemon in the new Starry logo look like Charlie?

Charlie if someone stole his hat and bonked him on the head. I see it though.

You reach the door of Jersh's Ukrainian data bunker, but Zelensky stops you. In order to enter, the President of Ukraine says that you must eat the whole live mouse dangling from his pinched fingers. What do you do?

Zelensky's shorter than Ethan Ralph, you could just take the mouse and the key to Jewsh's bunker and dangle them above his head.

The Ten Ton Terror of the Torah

Joshua "The Hebrew Hammer" Tomar
Joshua "Palestinian Pounder" Tomar
Joshua "The Semitic Specter" Tomar
Joshua "The Bald Bull of Beersheba" Tomar
Joshua "Goyim Holocaust" Tomar
Joshua "West Hollywood Wifebeater" Tomar

he looks like one of the meth heads from breaking bad lol

Has he been rolling bowls with Stamper?!

Tomar's daughter is living up to the Tomar name. Watch at your own risk.

Aww, he's teaching her to beat Jaxxie just like her daddy!

that would make me mad too. but if i found myself still obsessed about it 5+ years later i would try very very hard to move on. i would try therapy, microdosing, meditation... anything to let me get on with my life.

Hell, even at this point if DingDong just walked up to Arin and throat-punched him he'd feel a lot better.

Sseth has a bunch of people who are fully convinced he's a Nazi.

How? I think the only person more Jewish than Sseth is Tomar, and maybe Jewsh himself!

Did he seriously only get big because he had famous friends and was a "Meme" kinda?

I always figured it was part coomers latching onto him and being loud and the fact he was rubbing elbows with newgrounds alumni and z-celebs. Also I feel that 4chan played a lot into helping shad get big. In the 20-teens and a little before I felt like his art was always posted on the site and anons were always talking about "based shad" too.

You can tell that Lyle is left-leaning whereas Tomar is not because in the My Friend Pedro series, after Chris says is it weird to learn German after WW2 Lyle says yes whereas Tomar says no. Also, does anyone know if Tomar owns a gun?

Tomar's got bump-stocks, he's for sure got some heat.

I know we're in an era of conservative resurgence as a reaction to fags and trannies, but its worth noting how different things were 10-15 years ago and being an edgy artist pushing the line was a point of pride because it made the people in power mad. Now the people in power seem to love fucking kids so...

Bro, the "people in power" have been diddling kids since the beginning of recorded history. They just weren't so blatant and faggy about it until the last couple decades.

What's Cory's surname? The >shad thread has Beck but his Wikitubia has de la Minguez.

Cory Beck-Borealis De La Minguez

loud = funny

God are Cory and Dick Masterson hanging out or something

Cory not realizing the "water people" back in his hometown in Missouri were just inbred meth heads always was lol to me. One of the best parts of Sleeycabin.

Methheads and victims of lead poisoning. His mom was probably onto something, not wanting to drink the water.

GUYS LOOK! PEDOPHILE SYMBOL!

Fuck off, the Dreamcast swirl logo was red not purple... Wasn't it? At least I'm 90% sure my console's swirl was red.

Adam's entire personality is an elaborate bit, right? He's likable but he's not literally retarded right? Nial isn't just taking advantage of him like that guy with Perry Caravello(?) right?

I always figured Adam smoked enough pot to make Snoop comatose.

Now that you mention it, I distinctly remember a story about Tomar helping a French Canadian redo some dry wall and help with some cleaning...

Tomar knows JF had that Epstein money.

chuck e. cheese rat voice: p...pawgerz! (looks around nervously)

It was like the poor minimum wage worker was worried he accidently called chat a bunch of smoke monkeys.

Fuck I wish Lacey Green was my therapist.

You've already got meth dick, do you really want herpes and HPV?! I wouldn't fuck her with Stamper's dick.

Holy shit, finally caught up.
Personal opinion, I prefer Adam over Cory, even if Adam is more retarded. When Adam sees his reflection and asks "Who's that handsome devil?" He isn't being cute, he's like a dog that doesn't recognize it's own reflection. I really hope that Cory is too occupied with his boywife and Sonic bat porn to get caught up in any grooming scandals.
Anyone else think they'll actually retire the channel this year? Hopefully that means Chris got enough money from the channel squirrelled away to fund a passion project he thinks/hopes can generate the same or equal cash to his channel? I kind of hope for their sake they do, not that I don't enjoy watching them, but they've been at it for 13 years, I'm sure Zach and Chris must be getting burnt out.

 

[Hitchhiker]

It was broadcast in Canada too, but it might have just been simulcast of American PBS. Vaguely remember watching it as a wee lad.

I know that we are on the third most autistic board on the most autistic website ever, so I think everyone here's a little bit retarded, but what vaccines were you injected with as a child that turned you into the autismo version of the hulk?

 

[PhoBingas]

I know that we are on the third most autistic board on the most autistic website ever, so I think everyone here's a little bit retarded, but what vaccines were you injected with as a child that turned you into the autismo version of the hulk?

All of them.

 

[whatsupwthat]

I forgot what thread I was on like halfway through that post.

 

[Wafting Breeze]

Dave torturing AIs with awkward flirting was one of the funniest things on the channel since the Super Mario World playthrough.

 

[Deus Exica]

Ding Dong is streaming on Youtube, his voice sounds deeper.

I assume it is deeper because he was sucking Julian's Ding Dong and then probably crying right before the stream started.

Dave torturing AIs with awkward flirting was one of the funniest things on the channel since the Super Mario World playthrough.

Vegeta being mad because off screen Dave was trying to get him to say the N Word was so hilarious.

 

[RhoasJonas]

We made it.

 

[#FF0000]

WE'RE FAMOUS!!!!!!

 

[MooseGump]

Dave saying "That's what you think" under his breath was pretty kino, they're all probably looking at us right now pointing their crinkly monkey fingers

 

[Pascal's Wagie]

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We made it.

Archive of the clip for posterity:

 

[Mark Goldbridge]

This may be the best day of my life, the fact they kept it in too. Pure cinema TTD.