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Still loved the Rod Serling accent mostly because I and my Grandpa would watch twilight zone a lot.
 
Professor G. Raff said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=_duyXc1cycg
Damn, I love Adam. This man's brain works in ways unknown to science and it results in the most insane stories.
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That whole story was an intense trip lmao
Stephanie Bustcakes said:
I'll be sad when that woman eventually murders Adam.
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Nah I've known women like that before, they don't have the grit to physically hurt someone typically. They'll just move on to the next potential chew-toy/object of their lust. Have to wonder if Adam has looks/money now tho if he's got some crazy chick simping for him
 
MightyBiteySnake said:
Have to wonder if Adam has looks/money now tho if he's got some crazy chick simping for him
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It was mentioned that they were speaking Indian, so I wonder if that confirms he's a pajeet. If that's the case, it's hilarious to think this exceptional individual is trolling some crazy Indian chick into oblivion, and her not remembering the next day. Like momento, except guy pierce is trying to fuck joe pantoliano.
 
I'm disappointed that Chris didn't say anything about how the opening area on the beach in Kirby looks EXACTLY like the first level in Crash Bandicoot

Or how the gorilla boss looks like Chris Chan
 
Can someone tell me if it's certain the supermega crew burnt bridges with Oney or still just rumors to this day?
 
Tempo Monkey said:
Can someone tell me if it's certain the supermega crew burnt bridges with Oney or still just rumors to this day?
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There's never been anything official, they just haven't interacted one bit in ages with no explanation beyond Matt once mentioning he thought he went too far with his jokes on oneyplays once. As far as I know anyhow.
 
Tempo Monkey said:
Can someone tell me if it's certain the supermega crew burnt bridges with Oney or still just rumors to this day?
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There's probably some conspiracy grumps shit about it but, I gotta be honest, from what we know for sure it doesn't come across as anything more interesting or dramatic than: they just fell out of touch.
 
pull pin run away said:
It was mentioned that they were speaking Indian, so I wonder if that confirms he's a pajeet. If that's the case, it's hilarious to think this exceptional individual is trolling some crazy Indian chick into oblivion, and her not remembering the next day. Like momento, except guy pierce is trying to fuck joe pantoliano.
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Nah, he says the girls were speaking indian, I assuming so he wouldn't understand. Also he likely would have said they were speaking punjab, urdu, hindi, or whatever...Not just "indian".

I dearly love Adam's addition to the cast.
 
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Tempo Monkey said:
Can someone tell me if it's certain the supermega crew burnt bridges with Oney or still just rumors to this day?
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Oney sent some snide tweets Matt's way, he said he went too far, we know they're deeply tied to Gamegrumps and we know Oney and Arin had a huge falling out so it's pretty much assumed that Arin won't let them interact with Oney in any way if they want to keep their gigs as editors.
 
Mega Black said:
Oney sent some snide tweets Matt's way, he said he went too far, we know they're deeply tied to Gamegrumps and we know Oney and Arin had a huge falling out so it's pretty much assumed that Arin won't let them interact with Oney in any way if they want to keep their gigs as editors.
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Which snide tweets were those? Are you sure they were not friendly bants? I say assuming people are not friends because of associations is too much. Oney didn't cut ties from Mick for being friends with Stamper.
 
Professor G. Raff said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=_duyXc1cycg
Damn, I love Adam. This man's brain works in ways unknown to science and it results in the most insane stories.
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I am not sure about Adam. He reminds me of the kid at school that watched the Goofy Movie and tried heating a can of soup with the automobile cigarette lighter and burns the bus down on a school field trip. So now you and 33 other retards are stuck in Pennsylvania Dutch country(who are not actually Dutch but German because people can't spell Deutsch) and this whole feeling of unease sets in because you can tell that the Amish are people who dabble in unsavory breeding practices and it's not just limited to puppymills. So you're forced to wait a day and a fucking half until they can charter a new bus, so they make makeshift arrangements for everyone to stay at a shitty hotel that borders the fucking woods. So here you are surrounded by weird farm people, a shitty hotel where the floor is more comfortable and less infested with insects than the actual bed due to it's fine layer of moss and mildew, and the motherfuckering woods.

Well then boredom sets in and you already hate and fear normal interactions with people so why risk it with a bunch of local chromosome thieves. So you ditch your chaperones and decide to head into the woods because the siren call of woodland freedom beckons you to risk life and limb. You can pee where you want, you can shit where you want, clothing is optional. So before you know it you're running stark naked shitting and pissing everywhere all the while pretending to be a wolf marking their territory. And then the worst fucking thing happens, you run into people. But not like normal people and not the amish either, but 100% fucking weirdo people. At first your caught offguard that you've run into some tourists or some shit because all these motherfuckers do is look at you and stare. You try to hide your shame but little do you realize they literally do not react to you being naked. You cup your hands over your dong and try to sheepishly ask where the fuck you are in the nicest and polite way and all these people do is just move away from you and the closer you get to them they move behind the trees and hide from you.

You try to get close to one and this motherfucker bear hugs the tree he's hiding behind and lets loose a muffled scream, and then all the other weird people start doing the same, you then see that every single fucking tree in the woods has one of these people behind it moaning and screaming. So you just fucking gun it out of there with no clothes on and you would be shitting yourself if you didn't do it earlier because holy fucking that NOISE that these fuckers made, it made your hair stand up like it elicited some primal long forgotten ancestral fear. And you don't even look where you're going you just run and then don't even realize you made it out of the woods and ran right into the parking lot of the hotel naked and in front of everyone because they were all out looking for you. So now until the end of highschool you were known as the fucking naked kid and every time you went on a field trip they'd tease you that you are going to run off and strip naked.

and the worst part was, that fucking retard who liked the Goofy Movie loved the fucking Doug movie.
 
Marissa Moira said:
I am not sure about Adam. He reminds me of the kid at school that watched the Goofy Movie and tried heating a can of soup with the automobile cigarette lighter and burns the bus down on a school field trip. So now you and 33 other retards are stuck in Pennsylvania Dutch country(who are not actually Dutch but German because people can't spell Deutsch) and this whole feeling of unease sets in because you can tell that the Amish are people who dabble in unsavory breeding practices and it's not just limited to puppymills. So you're forced to wait a day and a fucking half until they can charter a new bus, so they make makeshift arrangements for everyone to stay at a shitty hotel that borders the fucking woods. So here you are surrounded by weird farm people, a shitty hotel where the floor is more comfortable and less infested with insects than the actual bed due to it's fine layer of moss and mildew, and the motherfuckering woods.

Well then boredom sets in and you already hate and fear normal interactions with people so why risk it with a bunch of local chromosome thieves. So you ditch your chaperones and decide to head into the woods because the siren call of woodland freedom beckons you to risk life and limb. You can pee where you want, you can shit where you want, clothing is optional. So before you know it you're running stark naked shitting and pissing everywhere all the while pretending to be a wolf marking their territory. And then the worst fucking thing happens, you run into people. But not like normal people and not the amish either, but 100% fucking weirdo people. At first your caught offguard that you've run into some tourists or some shit because all these motherfuckers do is look at you and stare. You try to hide your shame but little do you realize they literally do not react to you being naked. You cup your hands over your dong and try to sheepishly ask where the fuck you are in the nicest and polite way and all these people do is just move away from you and the closer you get to them they move behind the trees and hide from you.

You try to get close to one and this motherfucker bear hugs the tree he's hiding behind and lets loose a muffled scream, and then all the other weird people start doing the same, you then see that every single fucking tree in the woods has one of these people behind it moaning and screaming. So you just fucking gun it out of there with no clothes on and you would be shitting yourself if you didn't do it earlier because holy fucking that NOISE that these fuckers made, it made your hair stand up like it elicited some primal long forgotten ancestral fear. And you don't even look where you're going you just run and then don't even realize you made it out of the woods and ran right into the parking lot of the hotel naked and in front of everyone because they were all out looking for you. So now until the end of highschool you were known as the fucking naked kid and every time you went on a field trip they'd tease you that you are going to run off and strip naked.

and the worst part was, that fucking retard who liked the Goofy Movie loved the fucking Doug movie.
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What
 
Marissa Moira said:
I am not sure about Adam. He reminds me of the kid at school that watched the Goofy Movie and tried heating a can of soup with the automobile cigarette lighter and burns the bus down on a school field trip. So now you and 33 other retards are stuck in Pennsylvania Dutch country(who are not actually Dutch but German because people can't spell Deutsch) and this whole feeling of unease sets in because you can tell that the Amish are people who dabble in unsavory breeding practices and it's not just limited to puppymills. So you're forced to wait a day and a fucking half until they can charter a new bus, so they make makeshift arrangements for everyone to stay at a shitty hotel that borders the fucking woods. So here you are surrounded by weird farm people, a shitty hotel where the floor is more comfortable and less infested with insects than the actual bed due to it's fine layer of moss and mildew, and the motherfuckering woods.

Well then boredom sets in and you already hate and fear normal interactions with people so why risk it with a bunch of local chromosome thieves. So you ditch your chaperones and decide to head into the woods because the siren call of woodland freedom beckons you to risk life and limb. You can pee where you want, you can shit where you want, clothing is optional. So before you know it you're running stark naked shitting and pissing everywhere all the while pretending to be a wolf marking their territory. And then the worst fucking thing happens, you run into people. But not like normal people and not the amish either, but 100% fucking weirdo people. At first your caught offguard that you've run into some tourists or some shit because all these motherfuckers do is look at you and stare. You try to hide your shame but little do you realize they literally do not react to you being naked. You cup your hands over your dong and try to sheepishly ask where the fuck you are in the nicest and polite way and all these people do is just move away from you and the closer you get to them they move behind the trees and hide from you.

You try to get close to one and this motherfucker bear hugs the tree he's hiding behind and lets loose a muffled scream, and then all the other weird people start doing the same, you then see that every single fucking tree in the woods has one of these people behind it moaning and screaming. So you just fucking gun it out of there with no clothes on and you would be shitting yourself if you didn't do it earlier because holy fucking that NOISE that these fuckers made, it made your hair stand up like it elicited some primal long forgotten ancestral fear. And you don't even look where you're going you just run and then don't even realize you made it out of the woods and ran right into the parking lot of the hotel naked and in front of everyone because they were all out looking for you. So now until the end of highschool you were known as the fucking naked kid and every time you went on a field trip they'd tease you that you are going to run off and strip naked.

and the worst part was, that fucking retard who liked the Goofy Movie loved the fucking Doug movie.
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Sir, this is a Chick-Fil-A. Please put your clothes on and step back from the counter before I call the police.

And although Adam is a retard, he's a funny retard, He's kind of like Cory, except he cooms to Jesus instead of amputees and trannies.
 
Cheese-Loving Citizen said:
Sir, this is a Chick-Fil-A. Please put your clothes on and step back from the counter before I call the police.

And although Adam is a retard, he's a funny retard, He's kind of like Cory, except he cooms to Jesus instead of amputees and trannies.
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Wait, Corey moved on to Acrotomophilia? Jesus, Corey...
 
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