OneyPlays - have a boy... with friends

[Kit Marz]

Everyone knows that Sonic's real name is Ogilvie. Guess Cory's not a true fan

 

[Chin of Campbell]

I already didn't care for Sonic but Spazkid has evolved my distaste into hate. He's like the most stereotypical sonic fan ever.
>puts on a front of "haha yeah sonic sucks right guys??" but is still a huge sped about every little autistic detail
>degenerate furry that wants to fuck every character
>shit taste in games
Though at least he doesn't simp for those incredibly mediocre children's movies that most Sonic fans think are the second coming of Christ.

 

[RhoasJonas]

I like the Chris, Cory and Adam dynamic. It's a sliding scale of deeper retardation from one end to the other in the perfect way it mirrors Corys autism to Chris and then Adams retardation to Cory.

 

[Miriam Margoyles]

Adam is really charmingly retarded. He's like a lovely dim-witted little gnome or something, dozing on a mushroom.

Corey, on the other hand, is an awful screeching Sonicfag autist and I hate him.

 

[mrs thickness]

can you even call yourself a genuine red blooded autist if you don't love both adam and cory

 

[Outland Cow]

can you even call yourself a genuine red blooded autist if you don't love both adam and cory

I love my little drooling mushmouth characters. I could not imagine hating any of them. They're like little miniature retards I keep in a desktop enclosure where they can frolic and play.

 

[Sundae]

I'll take a year of more cory before settling for them playing the shitty FOtM game at the behest of management

https://youtube.com/watch?v=8X2UjkJl_QgSonic forces you to watch cory

Thanks elrond, you jinxed it.


Jokes aside I like the Chris/Cory/Adam dynamic, would like to see them play Dark Souls 3 and/or Bloodborne at some point.

 

[Niggernerd]

Thanks elrond, you jinxed it.
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Jokes aside I like the Chris/Cory/Adam dynamic, would like to see them play Dark Souls 3 and/or Bloodborne at some point.

Another bloodborne maybe not. Tiny blurry man was so peak I don't think another playthrough of it will come close

 

[lindsayfan]

i will not live in the pod, i will not watch the cory sonic videos

 

[Nick Obre]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=8X2UjkJl_QgSonic forces you to watch cory

NIALL MENTIONED

 

[Rick The Stick]

I'd be happy with a Cory and Zach Sonic series but Adam never adds anything worthwhile to the dynamic.

I've bitched about Corey alot but Adam is, honest to god, my least favorite cast member. Corey is retarded as shit but he can be funny sometimes, but Adam is never funny to me, the only humor you get from him is utterly braindead shit .

You're only allowed to hate Ckoree. And sometimes Lyle. Disliking anyone else is blasphemy. You either go on some reddit tier circlejerk in favor of everything other than Corei, and sometimes Lyle, or you're not a real subscriber.

Thanks elrond, you jinxed it.
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Jokes aside I like the Chris/Cory/Adam dynamic, would like to see them play Dark Souls 3 and/or Bloodborne at some point.

I'm surprised they haven't played DS3 already tbh. Be hard to beat the BB run with Mick though. And I'll forever hold the opinion the only actually good fromsoft playthrough on the channel is Chris' solo Dark Souls run. Just a guy who's decent/good at the game, playing it to the finish and making little jokes mostly through edits.

 

[bango skank]

I like all the boys, though Quori does sometimes tread dangerously close to “loud=funny” territory.

 

[I Do Not Post]

it really is insane how fucking hilarious the old crash 2 playthrough is holy shit it really was the perfect dynamic

 

[TVB]

Everyone knows that Sonic's real name is Ogilvie. Guess Cory's not a true fan

Are you sure his real name isn't Dave?

 

[EenGevolg]

The guys are pretty funny, but I've gotta say that OneyPlays has confirmed my thesis that the worst, most painfully unfunny type of comedy is blind replication. Skipping the semantics, the thirty seconds I had to spend listening to someone in a voice chat blindly copy their bits (down to asking the tiny Hitler question) neared physical pain. Unsurprisingly, the fanbase seems just as godawful as all the other ones. Didn't Chris and Zach have some Skype group call with fans several years back, and it was the most uncomfortable and genuinely cringeworthy thing imaginable?

 

[I_Lurk_Here]

Autism question here but is Cory actually ethnically Armenian? Asking for an Azerbaijani friend.

Didn't Chris and Zach have some Skype group call with fans several years back, and it was the most uncomfortable and genuinely cringeworthy thing imaginable?

Would love for someone to link me any videos of this.

 

[Hitchhiker]

Would love for someone to link me any videos of this.

Here is a good starting point. There's a bunch of smaller videos of some of their really old streams. Just look up Oneyng, or Psychicpebbles stream, and you'll find stuff. Though these are just kids being stupid in these videos, so I do feel a little bit bad for them.

I also really love this video of Zach on the adult swim pitch stream.

 

[ITK]

Autism question here but is Cory actually ethnically Armenian? Asking for an Azerbaijani friend.

I think he's just generic waterperson. Half Scots-Ulster, half bog.

 

[Mean Feen]

The guys are pretty funny, but I've gotta say that OneyPlays has confirmed my thesis that the worst, most painfully unfunny type of comedy is blind replication. Skipping the semantics, the thirty seconds I had to spend listening to someone in a voice chat blindly copy their bits (down to asking the tiny Hitler question) neared physical pain. Unsurprisingly, the fanbase seems just as godawful as all the other ones. Didn't Chris and Zach have some Skype group call with fans several years back, and it was the most uncomfortable and genuinely cringeworthy thing imaginable?

The big Newgrounds guys always suffered from maladjusted hangers-on. The internet is not full of sane people. Just watch this for an older example. Don't even get into some of the infamous Newgrounds people who would have earned a thread here if this place existed back then.

 

[boopsterpoopster]

The guys are pretty funny, but I've gotta say that OneyPlays has confirmed my thesis that the worst, most painfully unfunny type of comedy is blind replication. Skipping the semantics, the thirty seconds I had to spend listening to someone in a voice chat blindly copy their bits (down to asking the tiny Hitler question) neared physical pain. Unsurprisingly, the fanbase seems just as godawful as all the other ones. Didn't Chris and Zach have some Skype group call with fans several years back, and it was the most uncomfortable and genuinely cringeworthy thing imaginable?

I remember a while back i would always come across some terrible zach copycat in tf2 who would try his hardest to come up with zach style hypotheticals or just straight up copy ones he had said, yeah its pretty bad, which is interesting considering how much they've shat on guys who steal jokes or are cringy about constantly referencing jokes (it gets pretty bad in the youtube comments or the subreddit)
Which is why im so excited to see what kind of fucked up autistic homunculi they will come across that event that they're going to in a few months