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sneedem&feedem said:
So would you believe that Saltydkdan seemed to really like Oney and Oneyplays for a good number of years? He also specifically pretended to get comments comparing him to Oneyplays before.

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Some time in April/May 2020 he got very triggered over Chris responding to some shitty comic that I'm sure I saw at the time but I cannot for the life of me care to look it up. Same passive aggressive bitch behavior from him. Choice quotes include saying that Chris "has a lot of privilege" and "doesn't care about the precedent he sets." Holy fuck what a fag.

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He still had some love by December of that year though. No idea what made him sperg out again, gotta be some existential crisis realizing he hasn't achieved anything of note like others in this thread have already pointed out.

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Salty comes off as a scorned lover. I had no clue he was like this, Jesus
i watched his Tomochichi life videos back in the day, but i haven't been geeking up with his stuff because it's not the same.
 
Niggs Monaghan said:
Idk who this is but he sure comes off as clout starving and pathetic.
The "look it is me Oney" skin walking is pretty weird.
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Skin walking as a random let's player on the Internet is weird
I_Lurk_Here said:
Game Theory: What if Saltydkdan was wizard raped in wizard prison
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Salty from smiling friends was based on saltydkdan and Zach Cusack's real desire to watch him die and be murdered in multiple scenarios. I read it on the IMDb coolfacts.org
 
The return to Tomodachi life has had some great moments but man is Mario 3D Land brutal. They're just so bad it bothers me, its like watching your little brother play but you can't take the controller and do it yourself. I'm not sure how much can be blamed on the emulator set up. Chris getting a raw deal in levels was funny though.

Also they claim that Corey has been toned down lately, anyone think that's true? I wonder what the time between this and Pseudoregalia was for them to be able to even think that.
 
Nobody watches these autistic artistics for good gameplay but I understand the feeling of being annoyed with them because these 30 year olds shouldn't be this bad at playing a kid's game.
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and I can't believe we were calling Corey different slanderous nicknames for so long yet no one has called him Cope-y de la minguez. Thank you for giving us a new nickname Chris.
Cope-y, seethe-y and dilate your tranny gf.
 
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My seethe's gone cold, I'm wondering why I
Dilate at all
The morning rain clouds up my window
And I can't breed at all
And even if I could, it'd all be gay
But your plushee on my wall
It reminds me that it's not so bad, it's not so bad

Dear Oney, I wrote you, but you still ain't callin'
I left my X, Blue Sky, and tumblr at the bottom
I sent two tweets back in autumn, you must not've got 'em
There prob'ly was a problem in your notifs or somethin'
Sometimes I don't tag your name when I jot 'em
But anyways, fuck it, what's been up, man? How's Tomar?
My girlfriend's pregnant too, I'm 'bout to be a father
If I have a daughter, guess what I'ma call her? I'ma name her Yumar
I read about Stamper too, I'm sorry
I had a friend piss and shit himself living with some bitch who didn't want him
I know you prob'ly hear this every day, but I'm your biggest fan
I even got the Newgrounds shit that you did with Zack
I got a room full of your plushees and your pins, man
I like the shit you did with Arin too, that shit was phat
Anyways, I hope you get this, man, hit me back
Just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan, this is RoachDogJr

Dear Oney, you still ain't called or wrote, I hope you have a chance
I ain't mad, I just think it's fucked up you're not obsessed with trans
If you didn't want to talk to me at the convention, you didn't have to
But you coulda signed an autograph for Saltykdan
That's my little brother, man, he's only 32 years old
We waited in the blisterin' cold for you, for four hours, and you just said, "no"
That's pretty shitty, man, you're like his fuckin' idol
He wants to be just like you, man, he likes you more than I do
I ain't that mad, though I just don't like bein' lied to
Remember when we met in Ireland? You said if I'd follow you, you would follow back
See, I'm just like you in a way: I never released a game neither
I just play other games and do the funny scream
I can relate to what you're sayin' in your let's plays
So when I have a shitty day, I drift away and put 'em on
'Cause I don't really got shit else, so that shit helps when I'm depressed
I even got a t shirt with your name across the chest
Sometimes I even suck spaghetti while my eyes are squeezed
It's like adrenaline, puskinti is such a sudden rush for me
See, everything you say is real, and I respect you 'cause you tell it
My girlfriend's jealous 'cause I talk about you 24/7
But she don't know you like I know you, Chris, no one does
She don't know what it was like for people like us growin' up
You gotta call me, man, I'll be the biggest fan you'll ever lose
Sincerely yours, RoachDog, PS: We should collab someday too

Dear Mr. I'm-Too-Good-to-Call-or-Write-My-Fans
This'll be the last vaguepost I ever send your ass
It's been six months, and still no word, I don't deserve it?
I know you got my last two tweets, I wrote the tags on 'em perfect
So this is my twitter video I'm sendin' you, I hope you hear it
I'm in the car right now, I'm doin' ninety on the freeway
Hey, jaxxy, I got a knife, you dare me to drop?
You know the hypothetical of the Hitler clone from Kingdom Hearts?
About that guy who's only 2 inches tall that you could torture?
But didn't, because Matt said it wasn't a perfect copy?
That's kinda how this is: You coulda rescued me from torture
Now it's too late, I'm on a thousand capsule now, I'm not horny
And all I wanted was a lousy follow or a tag
I hope you know I ripped all of your plushees off the wall
I loved you, Chris, we coulda collabed together, think about it
You ruined it now, I hope you can't sleep and you dream about it
And when you dream, I hope you can't sleep and you scream about it
I hope your conscience eats at you, and you can't breathe without me
See, Chris, shut up, bitch! I'm tryna talk
Hey, Chris, that's my girlfriend screamin' in the trunk
But I didn't hit her with a brick, I just tied her up, see? I ain't like you
'Cause if she looks like a hammerhead she'll suffer more and then she'll sue too
Well, gotta go, I'm almost at the bridge now
Oh, shit, I forgot, how am I supposed to send this tweet out?!
 
I actually miss DingDong and I think his situation and what he's done to himself is so sad. He was genuinely Zach-tier funny at his best and is probably in contention for funniest co-host imo.
 
Passionate Alien said:
I actually miss DingDong and I think his situation and what he's done to himself is so sad. He was genuinely Zach-tier funny at his best and is probably in contention for funniest co-host imo.
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Everyone misses Dingdong and wishes him the best, and he'll still act like the entire world is against him. It's unfortunate but it's also the predicament of a lot of creative and funny people. A lot of them just end up burning out because of neurosis.
 
Gondolindrim said:
I would say that they've gotten lazy with the compilations but that would imply that they actually care. Chris is rolling in ad and merch money so he's just chilling at this point.
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Honestly, I respect it. If all I had to do was pay some editor 100 bucks to make a compilation, and I easily make a significant profit off of that, I'd do it too.
 
Alex Yiik said:
I remember them mentioning some Rugrats game they played where Chuckie said "this is fun" in a weird voice and they kept repeating that line. I don't think it was a game they ever played on the channel.

Looking it up, someone on Reddit says it Rugrats in Paris and they talked about it in the Crash 2 playthrough.
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I have a very distinct memory a video where they played Rugrats in Paris and can even remember a vague impression of a thumbnail. It was only a single episode and must've been circa 2016/2017. Other Redditors seem to remember it as well. There is no trace of it and was most likely taken down for copyright reasons (kinda like how the LeetStreet Boys took down official Ape Escape). I looked through the Oneyplays Twitter account history and while it goes all the way back to the 2014 Rugrats playthrough and doesn't mention Rugrats in Paris, this isn't definitive because none of the individual episodes of Rugrats Studio Tour are listed, either.

Can weaponized autism find this lost episode of OneyPlays?

EDIT: Further evidence this exists, a reply to a now-deleted tweet mentioning Rugrats in Paris. CalMoray is an artist who has done merch and thumbnails for them. And for the record, Rugrats: Studio Tour was in February of 2017, so by this point, they had already done both Search for Reptar and Studio Tour.
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Wendy Wheelchair said:
I have a very distinct memory a video where they played Rugrats in Paris and can even remember a vague impression of a thumbnail. It was only a single episode and must've been circa 2016/2017. Other Redditors seem to remember it as well. There is no trace of it and was most likely taken down for copyright reasons (kinda like how the LeetStreet Boys took down official Ape Escape). I looked through the Oneyplays Twitter account history and while it goes all the way back to the 2014 Rugrats playthrough and doesn't mention Rugrats in Paris, this isn't definitive because none of the individual episodes of Rugrats Studio Tour are listed, either.

Can weaponized autism find this lost episode of OneyPlays?

EDIT: Further evidence this exists, a reply to a now-deleted tweet mentioning Rugrats in Paris. CalMoray is an artist who has done merch and thumbnails for them. And for the record, Rugrats: Studio Tour was in February of 2017, so by this point, they had already done both Search for Reptar and Studio Tour.
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They talked about having played it in the Crash 2 playthrough from 2016, but it was never something on the channel. @8:32

It also probably doesn't help that they've referenced "Dis if fuuhn" across multiple series back then. Here's the same bit in the Studio Tour playthrough. @2:18

Lastly, I think the tweet is a nothing burger. It was posted same day as the first ep for Search for Reptar. Make with that what you will.
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