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they aren't "grifters" in my book

just a pair of brainbroken codependent weirdos who got niche e-famous.
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It's sad to know that Ding Dong and Julian were only ever cool due to Chris's influence on them and as they parted ways DD & J became massive literal and figurative faggots
You don't understand, they got bullied 10+ years ago by current-day industry who's, it's expected that they would wallow eternally in self-pity backed by Patreon pay-pigs and provide nothing.

What losers, I still remember that gay-as-shit fag post on Tumblr Julian did mid-last year, about how "Oh, the fans that loved me and wish to interact with my content, shu, shu, be gone, Oh, how their love torments me, Oh, the social pain..."

i've never made a video game myself but based on what i've seen taking 10000 years / never finishing is hardly a unique or LOLWORTHY quality
My guy, they have an artist and a very respectable coder under the same roof, with a direct line of contact to a close friend who makes music for a living, voice actors, and other industry veterans with experience.

They are getting paid about $3k each, for 10 years now, and this is not counting side gigs and commissions, all while working on what has been consistently advertised as a "passion project", especially Bippy - a fucking 2d-side scroller beat'em up.

Pizza Tower managed more with less in every regard, that game legit proves they have no excuse here lmao.
 
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I have to admit I feel a sense of shaudenfreaud reading these anti DD+J posts. I'm sick of people saying how great they were on Oney Plays, they were only as good as Chris was. Those two little fags just match the energy of whoever they're around
 
Dingdong did finally bring something up about Bippy on stream. It didn't occur to me to rip the stream footage so it's another "trust me" text post.

He stated these three things:
1) They decided they weren't satisfied with it and wanted to make the game bigger, so now it's on the backburner while they figure out how to.
2) It was for a publisher and now they're "glad it didn't work out" without going into detail. Some easy presumptions there, publishers can be skeezy.
3) They had two other artists for Bippy but don't have them anymore, so anything the two of them do on Bippy is just them now.

I did raise my eyebrow when he squeezed out DingDongVG's Summer Resort fairly quickly but was rather quiet on Bippy. So if we take him on his word with that one that's an explanation. Trigger Treat supposedly is being dusted off and slated to finish this year after being on the shelf for 3(?) years.

I noticed people were throwing around different numbers on what their Patreon earns, if anyone ever wants to bring up their earnings there's this site here which gives it a timeline. Their earnings 2017-2019 were probably largely eaten up by LA's hellish costs and should potentially be not considered, but January of 2020 it was earning $3400 before Patreon took their cut and taxes (would cut it short to ~$2800) which is about the range someone could start hiring for artists and other programmers. He also freelances for unknown amounts of time so there's little knowing when that halts the WAN WAN GAMES.

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In case anyone's wondering about my full thoughts on DingDong and Julian since I'm usually post about them favorably: I tend to give them the benefit of the doubt but the silence about Bippy while he started three other games had me bummed out. I do content creation too with a single other person while we both work full time and it takes us at least a year for a short animation, so I can understand the halts, but it somewhat came off as him being easily distracted or multitasking on too many projects at once.

So long as DingDong is no longer openly suicidal on stream and Julian has something to work on - I'm pretty glad for them. But I still hope to see the two punch out finished stuff.

Oh, but I DID get scrap part 2 of DingDong and The Burping Man.
 
Ding Dong & Julian, Dave & Ninjamuffin, and Jeff & Cory are all in some Mexican stand-off to see who can postpone actually developing their games the longest. The winner is the team who gets run off the internet last for promising vaporware to their patreons.

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WanWanGames vs FnFags in a "Who Gets to Steal Money from their Supporters for Games That Won't Ever Be Finished or Released" fight
 
Ding Dong & Julian, Dave & Ninjamuffin, and Jeff & Cory are all in some Mexican stand-off to see who can postpone actually developing their games the longest. The winner is the team who gets run off the internet last for promising vaporware to their patreons.

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I don't think Corey could be driven off the Internet without sending him to jail.


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Ding Dong & Julian, Dave & Ninjamuffin, and Jeff & Cory are all in some Mexican stand-off to see who can postpone actually developing their games the longest. The winner is the team who gets run off the internet last for promising vaporware to their patreons.

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This would be more accurate if all three of them were the ugly... especially Dave.
 
Chris also has a game we haven't gotten an update on in a while
Correct me if I'm wrong but is Zach the only one to make it big and actually do a big project?
I know Tomar does some voice acting but he owns the entertainment industry so that doesn't count
 
Bowlbo has been on my steam wishlist for five years. A couple years ago Chris mentioned how much longer it was taking than he initially projected and how much work he did not anticipate.
 
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