OneyPlays - have a boy... with friends

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I still can't believe that To the T game is from the same guy as Katamari, it feels less whimsical and more like someone's idea of how one of his games would look like.
 
Angry Muda said:
The creator of Katamari made it? I thought it was indie slop
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He's like Swery65 in that they all got infected with San Francisco values.

In better news, it seems that Chris has all but fixed his back problems.

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Continued in his tweet (it's long).
 
Nick Obre said:
Sounds dangerously like woo bullshit
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I agree, but I've learned medicine is really weird and the power of negative-thinking definitely makes things worse (and the opposite is sometimes true too; placebo effect and whatnot). If that funny woo BS worked for Oney, I'm happy for him. Thankfully he won't end up in that floating brace thing like George McFly in Back to the Future 2:

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Local Wordmason said:
"Harass" is a bit strong don't you think? Autistic 20-somthings spending money to fly out to Ireland to say Oneyplays quotes at a store, maybe even buying something, is a far cry from anything resembling harassment. I have a fart fetish. I just saw it as a potential funny scenario as a result from posting the easily found, and public information. I could have not posted it, but it seemed interesting enough to share. I'm simply reporting what I find. Which is why I said an "off chance" because I don't actually believe it would happen.
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Late but your "bit" falls flat because your vicarious fixation for cowtipping an individual who isn't even a cow reads as a self-report in of itself. You aired out sensitive information for the sake of a joke at the expense of others, yet the very group of obsessive and turbotistic bottom feeders that you were poking fun of have never done this, despite the fact that the info was (allegedly) ridiculously easy to find. In comparison, this reflects something rather alarming about your parasocial tendencies
I'm willing to bet that many people in this thread could just as easily find Cory or Zachs personal information but no one has been given any reason to do so, nor does anyone care enough to. Not to mention this site isn't a fucking phonebook. You came off like a goober who is poorly trying to impress others
 
White Slaad said:
This game does a good job of emulating a kid's show, with simple plots, fourth wall breaking, and musical interludes. I can't bring myself to dislike it, since it seems to do all it was meant to do, it just isn't a good video game for video gamers.
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I can overlook a lot in a game, and while "I get it" I hate how the main character is gender fluid. I get it because "just let the kids dress themselves in whatever they like without choosing male/female" is a gameplay choice and it doesn't matter in the end, it still reeks of woke bullshit in a game already trying to convince people that "you aren't disabled, you're the perfect shape you are supposed to be".

On top of that the game was boring. The musical numbers prove it's intended to be a kids game/kids show like you said but instead of a wacky space king telling you to roll stuff up, you're a kid who doesn't want to go to school but does anyway. If you don't immediately self-identify with the main character, you won't be hooked and will have to slog through watching a depressed kid go about his day despite being depressed, hoping the gameplay eventually makes the slog worth it.

Plus the first time the kid tries to use his "powers" he gets dog shit on his head. This is too much like real life where if you try, you get shit on. Boring game with a narrative that off the bat tells you using your powers is risky...what a message.
 
MerelyAPlateOfSpaghetti said:
I can overlook a lot in a game, and while "I get it" I hate how the main character is gender fluid. I get it because "just let the kids dress themselves in whatever they like without choosing male/female" is a gameplay choice and it doesn't matter in the end, it still reeks of woke bullshit in a game already trying to convince people that "you aren't disabled, you're the perfect shape you are supposed to be".

On top of that the game was boring. The musical numbers prove it's intended to be a kids game/kids show like you said but instead of a wacky space king telling you to roll stuff up, you're a kid who doesn't want to go to school but does anyway. If you don't immediately self-identify with the main character, you won't be hooked and will have to slog through watching a depressed kid go about his day despite being depressed, hoping the gameplay eventually makes the slog worth it.

Plus the first time the kid tries to use his "powers" he gets dog shit on his head. This is too much like real life where if you try, you get shit on. Boring game with a narrative that off the bat tells you using your powers is risky...what a message.
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Personally I didn't like how everyone was brown in an ostensibly Japanese setting. Kinda odd.
 
MerelyAPlateOfSpaghetti said:
I can overlook a lot in a game, and while "I get it" I hate how the main character is gender fluid. I get it because "just let the kids dress themselves in whatever they like without choosing male/female" is a gameplay choice and it doesn't matter in the end, it still reeks of woke bullshit in a game already trying to convince people that "you aren't disabled, you're the perfect shape you are supposed to be".

On top of that the game was boring. The musical numbers prove it's intended to be a kids game/kids show like you said but instead of a wacky space king telling you to roll stuff up, you're a kid who doesn't want to go to school but does anyway. If you don't immediately self-identify with the main character, you won't be hooked and will have to slog through watching a depressed kid go about his day despite being depressed, hoping the gameplay eventually makes the slog worth it.

Plus the first time the kid tries to use his "powers" he gets dog shit on his head. This is too much like real life where if you try, you get shit on. Boring game with a narrative that off the bat tells you using your powers is risky...what a message.
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Someone on the subreddit described it as "low-calorie" and that's the perfect summation for the game. Insightful critique of the game from a thread where OP was crying that the YT comments were being too mean towards the game. Allegedly, commentators found Forspoken more interesting/entertaining.
 
POWER IN MISERY said:
having watched them play unleashed it's confusing how it isn't on the list of shittiest games ever made
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It was savaged by critics when it released because the night stages were poor and the game had shit performance even on the day stages which were considered quite good for their time. They were a bit linear and only lasted about 10% of the games runtime tho, so the sequels always reviewed better because they were improvements objectively. Now people just play the decompilation that gives them 120 fps and lets them skip all the boring shit
Joshua Connor Tomar said:
I've been noticed in all these sonic games there playing almost half the levels are call backs to the original levels and hardly anything is new. The whole franchise is just autism and nostalgia for people as gross as Corey
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He's been playing the anniversary games. Those always remix stages
 
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