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Somehow all of these people are able to make the time but Ding Dong can't.

It just seems like he's not interested cause the excuse doesn't make sense. Maybe no one contacts them because they themselves don't put in any effort either or DD's just as negative as he sounds on stream.
Like most things the truth is probably somewhere in the middle. He usually acts outright uninterested in recording for a letsplay channel and I get the impression that DingDong and Julian were Chris's friend over everyone else's friend - so they might not be compelled to reach out. But at the same time when the chatter asked him if he'd record again, he gave it some thought before the "probably not".

Somehow all of these people are able to make the time but Ding Dong can't. Get in the way of what exactly?
The two of them did visit LA in 2023 which is when they recorded the Halloween shopping shown in their event last year, but no recording session. As for what can be gotten in the way of, he's a contract programmer so that doesn't have a set schedule typically. Any time parameters are pretty vague though as he'll only make passive mentions of work and doesn't' want to bring attention to what he's contracted for.

You're right though if they really wanted another recording session to happen, it could happen. But going off the Oneystays session it's Chris who will have to travel to DingDong during a free 2 weeks while having his back problems.
 
That's ridiculous, now excuse me while I talk about and autistic man and his hedgehog OC for nearly 20 years.
hey now, CWC has been VERY consistently putting out content. and the moment you thought it was getting boring, he lined up a great slobberknocker to shake it up

CWC loves his fans enough to fuck his own mother for their entertainment, now pause and think about whether Oney and the gang have even a sliver of that dedication
 
I still like Julian and DingDong, I just can't sit through a 14 hour stream where he hangs out on the menu screen and complains. I used to watch old archives of streams DD did with Best Gamers and random Newgrounds guys. There's a chill stream of him with Zach and Corey from like 12 years ago that's pretty fun.

I'm a sucker for shitty licensed games and amateur projects and that's what a lot of DingDong's old streams featured.
 
I just can't sit through a 14 hour stream where he hangs out on the menu screen and complains.
He's getting better about that at least. He streams with Julian instead of solo a lot more often which anchors him to not start going off, and he whips out a shitty licensed PS1 game here and there. He did a Flintstones bowling a few weeks ago which was a hoot, and then did the Xbox arcade War of the Worlds game that wore out his patience of all people.

I got a clip of the Flintstones stream here.
 
The slippy chatbot going from narrating other people laughing to actually comanding them to the second or third time it happened was the funniest part of that chatbot video i think.

Guys laugh in the background! keep laughing!
Slippy is a male manipulator
I wish Cory wouldn't step all over other people's prompts like he does. It's not even that he adds to them, he just completely derails the original idea. The Sephiroth banning porn one being the most egregious in this case.
That part was funny cuz it made Corey legitimately chimp out. His poor little coomer brain forgot sephiroth isn’t real so he had to plead with him.
Had to go for a long drive this morning and that Monkey Jackson bit almost made me run off the road from laughing too hard.
"This can't be true! Am not a monkey! Not a monkey... am a maaan..."
Michael Jackson was cracking me up
Most of the time they're rambling on for like a good 30 seconds and the AI, predictably, either uses the very first or last parts of it. Definitely would work better if it was less chaotic. The AI videos have been my fav lately so far even if
i laughed so hard the one time Corey was sperging for like two minutes straight at one of the AI (can’t remember which 1) and Dave says “Yeah! Got all that?!”
>called lyle wrath
>takes anger out on little old ladies
kojima-san...
lyles a big tough guy don’t you know?
You know, I've really had it with this Ding Dong character's attitude

Why I've had it so much in fact, I'm going to sperg about him for three years
honestly I don’t know why tf ppl waste posts on that stupid fag. Oneyplays is better without him
 
Cory constantly talks about sticking stuff up his own ass and he fucks (or gets fucked by) a tranny.
It's not that Chris got the barbussy in itself that makes him a showman, it's that he did what was seemingly impossible: get some china with a woman that wasn't a prostitute. He broke the paradigm.

For Cory to break the paradigm, he'd have to go a day without a masturbating. Now I fully admit this would lead to an entire episode of him bragging about having gone a whole day without touching his own weiner, only to admit sheepishly towards the backend that he just had someone else slobbering on his sausage once his thoughts started drifting to pastel-pink colored childrens' cartoon characters
 
I usually like Cory, but I hate how much he derails the AI videos and how his contributions to this series have mostly been "editor put meme on screen," backseat gaming about all of the PvZ videos he's watched, and playing like it's his first time ever playing PvZ when it's his turn.
What do you like him for then, gooning?
 
Something thats funny to me is that there was this recent re-discovery of old 3Lame videos that had the Oney gang in them and you just know that DD hates being included in this, with how viral some of these edits got and how watchful DD is about his persona. Meanwhile Chris probably laughed it off, assuming he's aware of it.
I remember Chris posting this vid on his twitter not long ago
So clearly Chris cared enough for DD and Julian that he was willing to burn bridges with GG and relocate in order to keep recording with them, thus keeping the money flowing for those two. To me that seems like helping.
I remember some direct jabs toward GG in the Crash 2 playthrough coming from DD, and Chris had some laughs at their expense too.
From the few bits that have come up, he still seems to be on good terms with Chris, but what others have mentioned with him not wanting to primarily be known for OneyPlays still stands. It's also been floated that he (and Julian?) don't want to be featured in anymore of the BEST OF.
I hate that they're this way DD/Julian were quite funny and I can only imagine the grand majority of the fans still hold both of them in a good light. I think they're missing out on a lot of good faith people who would support them more if they came back even for just one game. They're obviously creative and have some of that old NG vibe. Fag made a whole browser game in anticipation of a stream event he had they're obviously talented.
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Cory 100% is the guy who just copies the meta, gets his shit rocked anyway, and short circuits because he doesn't understanding why he isn't winning. Then he goes back to watching porn and fisting his tranny to ease the stress.
And we like that, great work ethic.

EDIT: You know what actually fuck you guys, I'm getting "lol" reactions on this post, you know what I think when I get a lol sticker, it says to me "you shouldn't have made this post" it basically means I should have straight sucked this turd back up into my asshole instead of hitting post, fuck this, and guess what, you're right, I shat up the thread and it's my fault.
 
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Julian is somewhat of a mystery to me, he only laughs and repeats and asks really stupid questions without any real comedic backthought, i guess he comes "aa a extra" to Dingdong who atleast can jive with Oney.

If somebody wants to prove me wrong, be my guest, there are great episodes with DD & J, but i cant for the life of me remember Julian actually being funny.
 
Julian is somewhat of a mystery to me, he only laughs and repeats and asks really stupid questions without any real comedic backthought, i guess he comes "aa a extra" to Dingdong who atleast can jive with Oney.

If somebody wants to prove me wrong, be my guest, there are great episodes with DD & J, but i cant for the life of me remember Julian actually being funny.
C:"Did you know that men seeing gay sex gives them the same disgust response as seeing maggots?"
J: "Maybe because it rhymes."
Resident evil playthrough. One of the best jokes on the channel

EDIT: You know what actually fuck you guys, I'm getting "lol" reactions on this post, you know what I think when I get a lol sticker, it says to me "you shouldn't have made this post" it basically means I should have straight sucked this turd back up into my asshole instead of hitting post, fuck this, and guess what, you're right, I shat up the thread and it's my
 
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Julian is somewhat of a mystery to me, he only laughs and repeats and asks really stupid questions without any real comedic backthought, i guess he comes "aa a extra" to Dingdong who atleast can jive with Oney.

If somebody wants to prove me wrong, be my guest, there are great episodes with DD & J, but i cant for the life of me remember Julian actually being funny.
For the most part his role is being fairly quiet, relatable when story times come up, and being the target of Chris and DingDong trying to make him giggle uncontrollably which was always fun whenever it came up. My favorite giggle fit.

Early on him being a gay furry would pop up every now and then for some laughs, or he interjects shit like this and it leads to a whole bit.

Not on Chris's channel, but on Doodle Doods the steady build up for what Julian cooked up is fantastic.

Julian also blurted out the brilliant name of Shapiphany during the heated Hypothetical Girlfriend debacle. It was also priceless how when DingDong and Matt were both against Chris, Chris in a fit of desperation asked for Julian who was quiet the whole time to back him up.
 
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And we like that, great work ethic.

EDIT: You know what actually fuck you guys, I'm getting "lol" reactions on this post, you know what I think when I get a lol sticker, it says to me "you shouldn't have made this post" it basically means I should have straight sucked this turd back up into my asshole instead of hitting post, fuck this, and guess what, you're right, I shat up the thread and it's my fault.
>tell a joke
>people laugh
>"how dare you"

???
 
Julian is somewhat of a mystery to me, he only laughs and repeats and asks really stupid questions without any real comedic backthought, i guess he comes "aa a extra" to Dingdong who atleast can jive with Oney.

If somebody wants to prove me wrong, be my guest, there are great episodes with DD & J, but i cant for the life of me remember Julian actually being funny.
RIP Chris' phone
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