Plagued Onion Farms and other KF Splinter Sites - Watch Kiwi Farms members slapfighting in this thread

[Furret]

Is this thread Infected, Diseased, or Plagued?

It's something worse than Plagued, but I can't think of any good adjectives right now.

 

[The Jumping Dwarf]

It's something worse than Plagued, but I can't think of any good adjectives right now.

Autistic. It's autistic.

 

[Furret]

Autistic. It's autistic.

Definitely better than what I was thinking, I wanted to call it infested but I didn't think that had enough punch.

 

[Lame Entropy]

What's the worst plague you can think of? I think of the Black Plague so let's go with Blacked.

 

[Ruin]

We call Kengle a tard but he got a group of ex farmers to run his site for him and give him money.

 

[Furret]

We call Kengle a tard but he got a group of ex farmers to run his site for him and give him money.

The blind leading the blind, or something like that.

 

[Pope Negro Joe the XIIIth]

The only thing Onion Farms is missing is *Asterisk*.

Other then that, this whole thread has been a fucking trip!

He's on a farm upstate where he can run free, chase squirrels, and obsess about foreskin.

 

[Maskull]

We call Kengle a tard but he got a group of ex farmers to run his site for him and give him money.

Someone gave him money?

 

[Disc]

TWO COWS ENTER, ONE COW LEAVES.

Don’t you mean Two cows enter, three cows leave?

 

[draggs]

The head janny at that.

He's a fed now

For an internet forum

Maybe that visit from the F B I was just what he needed to put his life on track

Is this thread Infected, Diseased, or Plagued?

This thread is that Tom Wolfe essay, "The Great Relearning," about the free clinic in 1968 Haight Ashbury treating diseases in the hippies that were so old and had been so eradicated by modern sanitation and hygiene that they didnt even have Latin names.

This thread is "...the mange, the grunge, the itch, the twitch, the thrush, the scroff, the rot."

 

[Nauseated Courgi]

It's something worse than Plagued, but I can't think of any good adjectives right now.

Definitely better than what I was thinking, I wanted to call it infested but I didn't think that had enough punch.

What about "Contaminated"?

 

[VALIS News Network]

>Simping for Hotwheels

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>the post calls hotwheels "cripplemoot" and "kikecripple"
>but somehow it's simping for Hotwheels because it lists the fact that Null took adventage of him
I diagnose you with severe retardation

 

[Pope Negro Joe the XIIIth]

>the post calls hotwheels "cripplemoot" and "kikecripple"
>but somehow it's simping for Hotwheels because it lists the fact that Null took adventage of him
I diagnose you with severe retardation

At least I don't need to sock like a faggot, I'm still ahead here.

 

[VALIS News Network]

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@secret watcher @Maurice Caine @Nahcturne @Spedestrian @Gaius Cumulus
"LOOOOOOOOK EVERYONE, I USED AN INTERNET 3.0 MEME TO CALL HIM AN INTERNET 3.0 SOOOOOOYBOOOY! I'M SO LE FUNNY AND ORIGINAL"
"NOOOOOW THIS IS SOOOO EPIC, THESE INTERNET 3.0 NEWFAGS ARE SO SMUG AND SO CRINGE AND SO UNBASED UNLIKE US LE EPIC OLDFAGS YOU ONLY USE INTERNET 3.0 MEMES UN-UN-UNIRONICALLY"
"DON'T YOU AGREE MY FELLOW OLDFAGS! YAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! DON'T FORGET TO UPVOTE MY FELLOW KIWIFARMERS"

Edit: Thanks for the Semper Fi, kind Redditfarmer.

At least I don't need to sock like a faggot, I'm still ahead here.

"Jokes on you, I was merely pretending to be retarded, by the way [namecalling] so you're wrong"
Woah, you showed me.
I'm so owned.

 

[Furret]

@secret watcher @Maurice Caine @Nahcturne @Spedestrian @Gaius Cumulus
"LOOOOOOOOK EVERYONE, I USED AN INTERNET 3.0 MEME TO CALL HIM AN INTERNET 3.0 SOOOOOOYBOOOY! I'M SO LE FUNNY AND ORIGINAL"
"NOOOOOW THIS IS SOOOO EPIC, THESE INTERNET 3.0 NEWFAGS ARE SO SMUG AND SO CRINGE AND SO UNBASED UNLIKE US LE EPIC OLDFAGS YOU ONLY USE INTERNET 3.0 MEMES UN-UN-UNIRONICALLY"
"DON'T YOU AGREE MY FELLOW OLDFAGS! YAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! DON'T FORGET TO UPVOTE MY FELLOW KIWIFARMERS"
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Edit: Thanks for the Semper Fi, kind Redditfarmer.

Some real high-quality autism here.

 

[Nauseated Courgi]

"Jokes on you, I was merely pretending to be retarded, by the way [namecalling] so you're wrong"
Woah, you showed me.
I'm so owned.

You got the mad booty-hurt, home boy. Drink some chocolate milk.

 

[Pope Negro Joe the XIIIth]

"Jokes on you, I was merely pretending to be retarded, by the way [namecalling] so you're wrong"
Woah, you showed me.
I'm so owned.

If that's the best you can do, just don't even bother. Christ that's lame you 2x posting fag.

 

[AnOminous]

Did you ever get the shameful but undeniable urge to just randomly spike him into the ground like a football?

Wouldn't it be huge fun to do that? Just to break every bone in some fag midget's body without even trying?

 

[Pope Negro Joe the XIIIth]

Wouldn't it be huge fun to do that? Just to break every bone in some fag midget's body without even trying?

This is a rhetorical question right?

 

[Not Vordrak]

Wouldn't it be huge fun to do that? Just to break every bone in some fag midget's body without even trying?

I'd love to kick Fredrick Brennan in the head. Just take a few steps run up then catch him with the full force of my steel capped toe under his chin, send that little faggot flying through the air.

As he lies on the floor, coughing and wheezing and chocking on his own blood, his jaw a mangled mess of bones detached from the rest of his skull, I stand over him and laugh wickedly. He looks up at me in fear and pain, his eyes searching, begging me for mercy. He finds none. I raise my boot then stomp down, splitting his skull like a melon and finally ending his pathetic life.