Only the most retarded, unintentionally funny scenes and plots

[The Feline Solution 2]

Dexter

I watched this utter shitfest in its entirety back when it was airing weekly and it was straight-up telenovela in its last two seasons, not that anything but s01 and s04 was even remotely watchable.

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True Detective - Season 4
This scene was so retarded, I shitted myself laughing so hard, all the KF jannies received a notification for a clean up.

I think i dropped it after that scene, not even worth a hatewatch. How the fuck did s04 manage to be even worse than s02 and s03?! I wanted to drop it after underage lesbian eskimo adoptive daughter got introduced in e02 (i think) already. Kali Reis also can't act for shit.

 

[Grundlejungle]

In regards to Dexter:
Season 8 was so pants on head retarded that basically everything outside of the last 30 minutes hasn't been brought up once in the two follow up Dexter shows (potentially three shows when Resurrection comes out). The first four seasons the show are exceptionally well done, and 5/6/7 while not as good , at least they are fun and do interesting things with the character.
Although the show is not without it's exceptionally stupid moments even during the Good seasons. The finale of season 3 where Dexter manages to avoid the police and hide his involvement with a kill by just throwing a dude over some railing into a cop car is so wonderfully stupid.

 

[Shroom King]

Pretty much all of Handmaid's Tale TV series.

Every plot arch goes like this:
*Elizabeth Moss stares into the camera and her voiceover has some super deep internal monologue*
*good guys devise some MacGyver-level plan to bring down Gilead, FOR REAL THIS TIME*
*since the good guys are literal feminists and soyboys, shit goes to hell in a hurry*
*Elizabeth Moss stares into the camera wondering how she can lose when she is on the right side of history*
Next episode:
"Previously, on the Handmaid's Tale"
*Elizabeth Moss stares into the camera and her voiceover has some super de...*

I just saved you 60 hours of TV viewing, you're welcome.

 

[Tasty Tatty]

I enjoyed City of Angels and I love the premise of free will and all that. I don't even mind the ending either because, thematically, it's about how small moments is what makes things in life count.

But the absolute retarded way in which Maggie dies makes the whole moment impossible to take seriously. It's supposed to show us she feels fulfilled and happy, but it made her act like a retard.

The Law and Order SVU episode "Bullseye"

If we're gonna talk about SVU, there are so many moments to choose from... but I'm gonna choose one and you all know which one.

 

[Hijo de D. Woodchucks Jr.]

If we're gonna talk about SVU, there are so many moments to choose from... but I'm gonna choose one and you all know which one.

They leveled up.

 

[Hentai-Semitism]

They leveled up.

"I realize now that gaming is no place for females"

 

[Safir]

Speaking of Lost, Juliette trying to detonate a nuclear bomb by.. hitting it with a rock.

Does she succeed tho? If not, it's commentary on the state of public education*; you shouldn't really fault an uneducated human for trying to reason by analogy.

(*The first big argument my pooner ex-sister and I had was when I told her that no, you can't blow up the Vatican with antimatter.)

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

Speaking of Dexter, how about the kid on the treadmill who slips and becomes a prop doll?

ER season 10 had a story arc where the 'love to hate' chief head lost his arm to an out of control helicopter, and then later a helicopter falls on top of him, killing him. This is why season 7 is the series finale.

True Blood had that scene in the season 5 finale where Bill regenerates all bloody and naked. It is perhaps one of the most retarded things coming from that show, of which there are plenty.

 

[Stab You in the Back]

Does she succeed tho? If not, it's commentary on the state of public education*; you shouldn't really fault an uneducated human for trying to reason by analogy.

(*The first big argument my pooner ex-sister and I had was when I told her that no, you can't blow up the Vatican with antimatter.)

Personally, I think seasons 3, 4 and the first half of 5 of Lost are really, really good. Its the point of the series where they decided to stop fucking around with season long mystery boxes and gave people an answer for every question the series raised. Its good, solid genre television.

Then the second half of season 5 happened.

In season 4, the series protagonists get off the island. Jack, who was a hero and a leader on the island, realizes his life off the island sucks, so he guilt trips all the other survivors into CAUSING A SECOND PLANE CRASH so they can get transported back to the island.

The vast majority of the people who stayed on the island were killed off. However, those who survived, were transported back in time to the 70s and were stuck there for years. They eventually integrated themselves in the time period, formed families and were generally living happy lives.

But then Jack comes stumbling in and guilt trips everybody into returning to the present. And how does he plan on doing this? How else, by detonating a nuke on the island. And for some reason, everybody on the island who had moved on and started families and made friends in the 70s decided, "yeah, let's kill everybody so Jack can maybe get teleported to the future."

Of course they immediately fuck up the 'nuke our friends and family' plan and that's how Juliette winds up in a ditch hitting the nuke with a rock. She does succeed in her retarded plan. The nuke goes off and they all get teleported back to the present (where they are all subsequently murdered by a demon).

 

[Hentai-Semitism]

However, those who survived, were transported back in time to the 70s and were stuck there for years.

That was too much for me. The show was convoluted enough and they really didn't need to introduce things that are inherently hard to write. You can only make time travel work if you keep it simple like in The Terminator.

I saw some guy's super long analysis of the whole show on Youtube and his main thesis was that the writers were making it all up as they went along. I agree. The ending was hard to interpret without remembering lots of details from a show that ran for 6 years. I couldn't tell you what the last episode was about without reading summaries on Wikipedia.

 

[Second Alter Ego]

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True Detective - Season 4
This scene was so retarded, I shitted myself laughing so hard, all the KF jannies received a notification for a clean up.

I'm listening to a song right now that turns this scene from something cringe and retarded to really cool
I like this unintentional gem
It's like a car crash I can't look away

Why is the tempo perfectly synced wtf

 

[Pedophobe]

ER season 10 had a story arc where the 'love to hate' chief head lost his arm to an out of control helicopter, and then later a helicopter falls on top of him, killing him. This is why season 7 is the series finale.

Come on that was the best storyline in the whole series.

Everything in Star Wars The Last Jedi caused me physical pain but Finn the Assistant Hero sacrificing himself to save the last surviving Resistance extras by flying his open-topped speeder directly into a giant laser beam was just ridiculous, and it got even worse when the Ugly Asian Chick sideswiped him out of the way, dooming all good guys in the process. Then for some reason it didn't matter anyway.

 

[XYZpdq Jr.]

one of those police procedural letter shows had a bit that became a running joke for me and the wife after we had to watch one of those damn things with a friend
Hero was telling Chief why he's going against the book and all that good shit and it culminated in deep serious gravely
"you didn't find that dead baby. I did."
for some reason we found it the funniest damn thing

 

[Mojo Thief]

I guess this kind of counts, but when serious action movies have bad special FX. A good example is the 1970's action thriller Breakout starring Charles Bronson, when the film's ending has the protagonist getting into a fight on an airport runway, and the villain gets mangled by the plane's propeller. But it's clearly a dummy:

Or in Goldfinger when Bond and Auric fight inside a plane, and the villain gets sucked out of the window in some of the worst blue screen until Superman IV:

Talking about James Bond films, The Man With the Golden Gun is chock-full of unintentional comedy. It's just a genuinely bad movie.

The one scene that sticks out the most to me is how they ruined an otherwise pretty badass car jump by overdubbing a slide whistle sound.

 

[GungusDingaling]

I guess this kind of counts, but when serious action movies have bad special FX. A good example is the 1970's action thriller Breakout starring Charles Bronson, when the film's ending has the protagonist getting into a fight on an airport runway, and the villain gets mangled by the plane's propeller. But it's clearly a dummy:

Or in Goldfinger when Bond and Auric fight inside a plane, and the villain gets sucked out of the window in some of the worst blue screen until Superman IV:

Hate to break it to you bro but both of these are sick as hell and look fine given what they had to work with

How the fuck did s04 manage to be even worse than s02 and s03

i like season 3 a lot, I don’t really get the hate. Season 2 I could not stand. I got maybe 1 episode into season 4 and saw how incredible retarded and poisoned it was and dropped it. Mad bummed too because I was really hype for it.

 

[The Feline Solution 2]

Hate to break it to you bro but both of these are sick as hell and look fine given what they had to work with

i like season 3 a lot, I don’t really get the hate. Season 2 I could not stand. I got maybe 1 episode into season 4 and saw how incredible retarded and poisoned it was and dropped it. Mad bummed too because I was really hype for it.

s03 just tried to be s01 again without understanding what made s01 so great, at least that's what i thought while watching it. Stephen Dorff was really good in it and the season is at least watchable compared to s02 and s04. The fourth season manages to drop the ball in the first five minutes already, going straight for super natural bullshit and the bullshit just keeps on piling on. It's almost offensive in how shit it is.

ER season 10 had a story arc where the 'love to hate' chief head lost his arm to an out of control helicopter, and then later a helicopter falls on top of him, killing him. This is why season 7 is the series finale.

Dropped the show at that point entirely after only catching an episode on TV here or there for some seasons already, utterly terrible. Loved the earlier seasons, one of the best-written shows of its time with some stellar casting choices. The episode where Dr.Greene succumbs to his cancer and the one where George Clooney tries to rescue a boy stuck in a water/sewer drain i remember as being fantastic.

 

[Friendly Primarina]

"Whodunnit-but-with-an-autist" show Johnathan Creek had some dumb moments. This is from memory so sorry if I screw some details up.

A woman predicts the date of her employer's death to the minute. When he checks his (pocket) watch to check the time, she lets out a blood-curdling scream and, sure enough, he drops dead on the spot. The woman later claimed she saw a ghost behind him and that's why she screamed. It turns out that she filled the watch dial with Hydrogen cyanide and when he checked his watch she screamed at exactly the right frequency to shatter the crystal and cause the HCN to gently waft up to his face and kill him. She was standing a good 20-30 yards away btw.

A man gets drunk/pilled up and crashes his speedboat despite receiving some good news from a letter. It turns out that a fruit fly had landed on the letter, forming a comma in a spot that changes the meaning of the sentence. The problem is, both the original sentence and the interpreted one are so awkwardly-worded to force the plot that no native English speaker would talk that way. It was basically that "No, money down!" Simpsons bit but played for drama.

 

[Hentai-Semitism]

From the show Bones:

"Two characters are scanning skeletal remains into their trusty computer, which obviously comes standard with skeleton scanning capabilities. All of a sudden, the computer glitches and instantly bursts into flames. Upon investigation, they discover the culprit is malware that has been etched into a human bone. The malware had deactivated the computer’s fans, and it’s scientifically proven that all computers will catch fire within 10-20 seconds of its fan turning off."

 

[Foltest]

Talking about James Bond films, The Man With the Golden Gun is chock-full of unintentional comedy. It's just a genuinely bad movie.

The one scene that sticks out the most to me is how they ruined an otherwise pretty badass car jump by overdubbing a slide whistle sound.

One of the greatest stunts ever.
Ruined with a fucking slide whistle.
I read the guy who put it in, have since said that deeply regretted putting it in.

 

[Gan Ying]

I've never actually seen this show but the part in The OA where the characters start dabbing on a school shooter with interpretative dance is so legendary