Only the most retarded, unintentionally funny scenes and plots

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Gan Ying said:
I've never actually seen this show but the part in The OA where the characters start dabbing on a school shooter with interpretative dance is so legendary
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I haven't seen the show either and I know everyone was making fun of that scene back in the day. However, I think the dance was supposed to make them travel between dimensions or something like that because the show has supernatural elements. So this is a last resort escape method for them even though it takes a long time to pull off and they're increasing the likelihood of getting shot by the guy with the rifle.

I could be COMPLETELY wrong.
 
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Willie 2!

Almost as bad as Henry James Olsen.

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resident evil is a goldmine for this shit. Lot of them tread the fine line between intentionally campy and "I was only pretending to be retarded"

Netflix resident evil (the one where they make wesker black) had some great ass moments.
In particular wesker literally being Blade for 5 mins and deciding to make 3 depowered and retarded clones of himself in order to do science.


One of those clones is named Bert and has an exposition scene where he goes crazy for bread sticks.


Then there's a future scene where the former big bad gets puppeteered into doing a song and dance number using nano machines and shit


I am also extremely fond of the season finale where they reenact starship troopers with zombies. Also a giant alligator is deployed off a boat like it's some kind of literal fucking WMD with launch keys. It was a fun watch, apparently they had a young adult script lying around that they grafted resident evil into and the result is quite possibly the most ambitious and batshit RE work I've ever seen. Legit disappointed they couldn't make another.


The last Paul Anderson movie was also just a fascinating train wreck throughout. The past lore and continuity is completely ignored. EVEN internally within the context of the movie!
In the previous movie Wesker became president of the United fucking states and literally fulfilled his dream from RE5 of ruling over the remnants of humanity in a zombie overrun hellhole. Which was amazing.

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He completely abandons his ambitions, kills everybody at the white house off screen and plays second fiddle to a villain of the week three movies ago who cloned himself for... No fucking reason other than to star in the sequel. He is completely bitch made and is defeated by a metal door slamming into his leg.



And Apparently the best way to end the zombie apocalypse globally is to throw a vaccine glass jar outside on the ground and break it. A jar containing fart gas the size of an average glow stick. The whole scene is just the poster child of retardation.





There's more but I'll hold back for now.
 
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Michael Wade said:
resident evil is a goldmine for this shit.
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I've finished multiple Resident Evils and I was baffled when I saw promotional material for the show.
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When I close my eyes and think of Resident Evil, the first thing that comes to my mind isn't a guy roundhouse kicking a mutant the size of a barn. Instead, I see a woman doing yoga with a goat on her back.
 
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Mojo Thief said:
Talking about James Bond films, The Man With the Golden Gun is chock-full of unintentional comedy. It's just a genuinely bad movie.

The one scene that sticks out the most to me is how they ruined an otherwise pretty badass car jump by overdubbing a slide whistle sound.

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As bad as that slide whistle is. Nothing will top the idiocy of his laughably bad death scene.


Then again the entire movie is boring flaming hot garbage.
 
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Can't be fucked to find clips, but anyone interested in comically horrible movies should watch "Severed Ways: The Norse Discovery of America". It's some low-budget Canadian art student's attempt at a historical fiction. Highlights I can remember off the top of my head include
-One Viking saying "this fish is really killer" to his friend (in subtitles)
-a scene in which a Viking chases a chicken in a small circle for a bizarrely long time
-transitions between acts which feature the 2 Viking protagonists head banging to heavy metal music for 10 seconds or so

And the absolute peak of human cinema so far as I'm concerned:
-hard cut to a new scene. The camera is near the ground, angled slightly upwards. There is nothing on screen other than mundane scenery. Enter our protagonist, who strolls into the scene, and promptly turns around to face away from the camera. He pulls down his pants, squats down with his ass facing the camera, and takes a shit. You see the shit log creep out of his ass before falling to the ground with a *splat*. The Viking then pulls his pants up and walks off screen. End of scene.
 
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At the beginning of Three Kingdoms, Cao Cao and his ally Chen are hiding at his uncle's estate from Dong Zhao. His uncle later leaves to get some wine. Cao Cao and Chen then see his servants sharping some blades. Instead of literally doing anything else they immediately start massacring everyone and only then looked around to find out that the servants just wanted to butcher an animal.
The 2010 show adaption makes it even better with the acting.
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The author of the book really want to cram in Cao Cao's "I rather betray world, then let the world betray me" quote at the beginning but couldn't find any better way to do it.

Speaking of Three Kingdoms, Zhuge Liang dissing a guy to death was also pretty hilarious.
 
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No dental plans in the multiverse.

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They're the brainchild of showrunner Tracy Tormé, which meant fans couldn’t just dismiss them. And how did it end? With the Kromaggs dying offscreen.

 
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Resident evil extinction is amazing for the fact that it jumps the shark and gives the main character Jedi force powers


I'm not even slightly exaggerating. There's a scene where she pulls a Yoda and moves rocks in her sleep. In addition to force push and super jumps. She even finds a fucking clone army of herself at the end. The entire movie is like some kind of gloriously stupid R rated cross of mad Max, star wars and a standard zombie movie played completely straight.

The setting is post apocalypse because the writers couldn't really justify the tension of having a main character with Superpowers. Despite the fact that the videogames exist in a universe where this shit happens on the regular and humanity's fine.

Also the black guy gets bitten by a zombie and completely screws over the group by not telling anybody he's turning. He even literally bangs a chick with his T virus aids, although she gets wacked before we find out how that goes.
 
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Wesker completely abandons his ambitions and plays second fiddle to a villain of the week three movies ago who cloned himself
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Yeah, so the people adapting the game clearly got bored and decided to just do whatever they wanted instead. Also, they weirdly latched onto one of the side actors who, despite getting kicked in the teeth repeatedly, still showed up.
 
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Curzon Dax-sama said:
>go to infinite speed
>turn into a lizard
>doesn't elaborate
>kidnap the captain
>do all of that shit again
>have three lizard children with the captain
Voyager's "Threshold" has put a question into my head many years ago: what happened to the lizard kids?
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So aggressively dumb, you almost forget they don't show Tom Paris kidnapping Janeway. Like, it just cuts to a security cam feed of the engine room, there’s some pew-pew phaser sounds, people are yelling, and then BAM: cut to swamp plant where Janeway is now a horny lizard. Apparently the budget gave out.
 
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Threshold is a condemnation of the boringness of the Voyager cast.

If the same plot contrivance happened to, I dunno, Picard and Beverly, or Quark+Kyra, it would still be stupid but those characters are interesting so there would be a shred of enjoyment. Imagine mocking Kyra for the rest of her life for having lizard babies with Quark. She'd kill herself out of shame. It'd be great.

But instead it happens to... Katherine Janeway and Tom Paris. Wow. The two most boring characters in the entire franchise. No one cares what those two get up to.
 
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Zorak Prison Pod said:
If the same plot contrivance happened to, I dunno, Picard and Beverly,
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Picard and Crusher would quietly bond over this wacky shit that happened to them. There would be character growth over a longer period of time. And Picard in particular would become extra careful: some things, like infinite speed, are best not fucked with.
Zorak Prison Pod said:
Quark+Kyra, it would still be stupid but those characters are interesting so there would be a shred of enjoyment. Imagine mocking Kyra for the rest of her life for having lizard babies with Quark. She'd kill herself out of shame. It'd be great.
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You don't fuck with Kira. She's the kind of person that gives you nudes of herself, but with Quark's head, just to fuck with whatever bullshit scheme you're cooking. That was the B-plot of another absolute stinker of a Trek episode, by the way.
Captain Syrup said:
So aggressively dumb, you almost forget they don't show Tom Paris kidnapping Janeway. Like, it just cuts to a security cam feed of the engine room, there’s some pew-pew phaser sounds, people are yelling, and then BAM: cut to swamp plant where Janeway is now a horny lizard. Apparently the budget gave out.
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Yeah, they couldn't blow an extra couple thousand bucks on Tom Paris turning into The Thing running amok to take Janeway to the rape swamp.
 
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