🧊 IP2 ONLYuseMEBLADE / Brian Risso - Serial Groper, Diabetic Alcoholic, ex call of duty content creator

I didn't catch the stream but it sounded lit until I see there's a kid involved.

If you want to trash your life and ruin it before everyone's eyes, please be my guest. when you are raising or around a kid, it is you're duty to be a responsible adult. If blade shows up, its like a fly to shit, they are not being responsible if Blade felt the need to be there.

If ever Only Use Me Blade shows up to where you live, its already too late. your life is cooked already.
You might also suffer the curse of Lit Romney and end up like Willy, Orange or Scary Terry.
 
I watched the IRL moments comp from the stream. Why was Jill being such a weird hateful bitch to Kim?! Kim seems like she's being held captive and tortured by Jill and the bearded weirdo? I felt bad for her she just wanted to have fun and Jill kept telling her to leave?
 
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Ayo Blops port hype. He's back at a hotel room. This man's ability to walk away from burnt bridges is amazing.
 
God, to be a fly on the wall during Jill's meltdown after the stream. I wonder if she's 100% done with Blade now?
Blade becomes super autistic once the Jagerbombs really hit. Self and situational awareness go bye bye once the BAC hits critical mass. He only gave a shit about eating Jill's scrumdiddlyumptious cooking and finding a bed to pass out/piss on while the drama unfolded around him.
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Look how defeated Jill looks while Blade's in full on hype mode. "Smells like brisket and regret, dood. Ayo!"
I watched the IRL moments comp from the stream. Why was Jill being such a weird hateful bitch to Kim?! Kim seems like she's being held captive and tortured by Jill and the bearded weirdo? I felt bad for her she just wanted to have fun and Jill kept telling her to leave?
Jill was being weird, dood.
 
Jill was being weird, dood.
I get why she was being weird though. She had everybody at her place and they were all being some level of shitty. Blade’s shit-stirring and throwing bottles, Kim being a weird drunk (and not watching her own kid), beardcuck being a cuck, etc. The read I got on Kim was that she has some level of drinking problem. Drinking too much or too often, or just being the type to immediately show their ass the second they get drunk.
 
I get why she was being weird though. She had everybody at her place and they were all being some level of shitty. Blade’s shit-stirring and throwing bottles, Kim being a weird drunk (and not watching her own kid), beardcuck being a cuck, etc. The read I got on Kim was that she has some level of drinking problem. Drinking too much or too often, or just being the type to immediately show their ass the second they get drunk.
Late and autistic and parasocial but Jill is still pissing me off. She already knowingly had Kim and Conner staying with her with their daughter and knowingly invited Blade there after those 3 were already there. That was the 4th time even as a casual Blade/IP2 follower that I'd seen Jill on stream. She isn't a victim or poor soul/mum figure, babysitter or whatever.
She's a fucked up miserable cunt who just wanted to try yet again to get the cool girl sitting beside a "famous" streamer guy, J-cupper attention but it didn't work yet again because she's a sensitive faggot.
The Kim being a past alcoholic etc doesn't work since Jill early on asked Kim if she wanted a shot, before the Lesnar and Kim support chats came in then after she didn't get the chat responses she wanted told Kim she couldn't have another shot while she was sitting with Blade. Not to mention the bitch always has her saggers out every steam she's tried with Blade while telling Kim who was in a baggy shirt to not show herself or whatever the fuck.
Idec I fucking hate people like Jill and no one should have sympathy for her. She invited Blade over hoping chat would insult Kim and like her more and she could replace Bec (weird arm rubbing after saying she loves Bec and they have the same goals in mind?) but it didn't work so she took it out on her alleged lifelong friend. So sick of the Jill sympathy, she's fucked.
 
She's a fucked up miserable cunt who just wanted to try yet again to get the cool girl sitting beside a "famous" streamer guy, J-cupper attention but it didn't work yet again because she's a sensitive faggot.
Not to mention the bitch always has her saggers out every steam she's tried with Blade while telling Kim who was in a baggy shirt to not show herself or whatever the fuck.
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Miserable saggers confirmed
 
Day 2 of nontent sober gaming streams.
So far, he got owned in Blops 1 multiplayer and chat kept calling him Wingsofredemption and DSP. And then he quit to play more Blops 2 zombies.
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He's died a little bit twice on round 1 so far.
mob does kick ass i'll give him that
That map was too convoluted for my tastes in singleplayer mode but it did have a lot of cool shit.

Mama Blade is hiding behind this greenscreen while Blade rages at CoD. You can hear her talk to Blade occasionally. If Jager and firesales get involved this is gonna be a disaster stream for the ages.
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Day 2 of nontent sober gaming streams.
So far, he got owned in Blops 1 multiplayer and chat kept calling him Wingsofredemption and DSP. And then he quit to play more Blops 2 zombies.
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He's died a little bit twice on round 1 so far.

That map was too convoluted for my tastes in singleplayer mode but it did have a lot of cool shit.

Mama Blade is hiding behind this greenscreen while Blade rages at CoD. You can hear her talk to Blade occasionally. If Jager and firesales get involved this is gonna be a disaster stream for the ages.
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What the fuck is going on with their living situation? It's been 2 weeks now of no permanent place to stay.
 
What the fuck is going on with their living situation? It's been 2 weeks now of no permanent place to stay.
Whatever their plan for the new place was must have fell through. Or maybe there was no plan and the Rissos actually did get evicted. It happens, dood.

In other news, Blade mentioned that his stump was “doing better” but I’ll believe that when I see it and when Jake does a smell check.
 
its some "if blade streams sober call of duty to an audience of noone, did he even stream?" type shit.
He wants to get blacked out. That's all there is to it. Anyone with half a brain in his position would just get mildly litty, scam shots with watered-down alcohol, and play CoD while kinda-drunk. His audience is dumb enough to fall for it too.

He wants this. We're witnessing a dude kill himself.
 
He wants to get blacked out. That's all there is to it. Anyone with half a brain in his position would just get mildly litty, scam shots with watered-down alcohol, and play CoD while kinda-drunk. His audience is dumb enough to fall for it too.

He wants this. We're witnessing a dude kill himself.
To be fair, if I was Blade I’d also want to spend as much time unconscious as possible.
 
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