🧊 IP2 ONLYuseMEBLADE / Brian Risso - Serial Groper, Diabetic Alcoholic, ex call of duty content creator

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Blade is, to borrow a line from Chuck Klosterman, an "undeniably tragic figure who [does] not engender or deserve sympathy", and his reaction to his mother's attempted suicide drives that point home. Zero concern or care in his voice, he legitimately does not give one solitary fuck about the woman who brought him into this world. Just a complete worthless piece of shit, top to bottom, foot to finial.
Couldn't have been said more eloquently, friend.
 
Imagine: you are so bad as a caretaker, your carer rather would kill herself, than stay at your "care".
But then isn't Jake still her caretaker? I thought they were all supposed to move into a new house this weekend and be one big weird happy family. Why is it now that she decides to kill herself? Something about that doesnt add up in my view. Even if she's upset Blade is drinking tonight, you'd figure she's be at least somewhat excited for the move.
 
But then isn't Jake still her caretaker? I thought they were all supposed to move into a new house this weekend and be one big weird happy family. Why is it now that she decides to kill herself? Something about that doesnt add up in my view. Even if she's upset Blade is drinking tonight, you'd figure she's be at least somewhat excited for the move.
She might be scared that Blade is going to fuck the move up. Which let's be honest, he absolutely would fuck it up because the retard can't be trusted to not drink unless he's already passed the fuck out from drinking earlier.
 
Blade didn’t seem to care and is, in all likelihood, blacked out drunk somewhere.

Update:
His a-logger put this out. So either she is dead or on suicide ideation watch in the emergency room.
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I don't think blade is sober/ coherent/equipped to use/know how to use narcan. Also someone fill me in as I am new to the blade stuff, why does his mother have access to morphine as opposed to say idk pills? We are talking injectable morphine right?
 
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I don't think blade is sober/ coherent/equipped to use/know how to use narcan. Also someone fill me in as I am new to the blade stuff, why does his mother have access to morphine as opposed to say idk pills? We are talking injectable morphine right?
Narcan comes in two forms: injectable and nasal spray. The nasal spray is literally retard proof, stick the nozzle in their nostril and press. The injectable is a little harder, so it’s rarely prescribed.

There are morphine pills as well. I don’t see her getting prescribed injectable morphine. Besides, I doubt she’d have the dexterity to inject herself.
 
Blade is, to borrow a line from Chuck Klosterman, an "undeniably tragic figure who [does] not engender or deserve sympathy", and his reaction to his mother's attempted suicide drives that point home. Zero concern or care in his voice, he legitimately does not give one solitary fuck about the woman who brought him into this world. Just a complete worthless piece of shit, top to bottom, foot to finial.

To be fair, he was extremely drunk when she told him that and is probably used to that kind of theatric behaviour from her. Consider telling your son you're going to kill yourself because of him - that's a borderline evil thing to say, and I can't see my parents ever ever ever saying some shit approaching that to me. It's fucked up all around, and easy to feel a need to label certain people good or bad entirely, but keep in mind that's always a mental shortcut and reality is endlessly more nuanced than that. Which is what keeps shit interesting, tbh.

EDIT: Who would DDOS this website? Best forum formatting I've seen nearly anywhere. Some mad lolcows out there I presume who never heard that there's no such thing as bad publicity.
 
Narcan comes in two forms: injectable and nasal spray. The nasal spray is literally retard proof, stick the nozzle in their nostril and press. The injectable is a little harder, so it’s rarely prescribed.
It's more of a pre-hospital/ hospital setting thing. I was thinking about the one that's a two parter where you have to screw it together, does it THEN stick it up the nose (or are you talking about that one or do you mean the actual injection ones?) depending on where blade/his mom is and what insurance they have and what is available they might not have easy access to the retard proof one (which is insane, but the retard proof one is a bit more expensive so insurance companies hate it). But still i doubt blade can do the proper dose for it.
There are morphine pills as well. I don’t see her getting prescribed injectable morphine. Besides, I doubt she’d have the dexterity to inject herself.
True true I completely forgot. I'd be shocked if she doesn't die from this, but yet again cops are giving everyone fucking narcan whether they need it or not. She could also not be NEEDING narcan if (for some reason) her breathing isn't arrested.
 
So what are the odds this is actually for Blade and were about to lose another lolcow...
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Plot twist Bec was keeping mama blade alive by stealing her opiates
If mama Blade dies, Bec gets a Care Package for her killstreak.

EDIT: No 4 killstreak for Beck the neck. Mama Blade lives.
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I'm sure Blade's going to have a litty time moving out with his mom and getting the house set up. Jake has his work cut out for him.
 
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