Opening a 90's Time Capsule *Nostalgic* - 7/22/19

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Our gorl is going to have to invest in a fanny pack extender if she wants to actually wear that ugly thing.
 
Holds in her piss all day because it is too much effort to go to the bathroom, yet records worthless video in the bathroom.

Amber needs to work on her priorities.
 
Fuck, I underestimated how stupid she is again. Reeeeing over a basic bitch deck of cards, a temporary tramp stamp, a fanny pack no one in that house can use and some toddler plastic butterfly clips. That cup design was the standard for Dixie cups that you used to use in bathrooms. You'd think that since this was "her" era, she'd know that.
 
Is she in a hotel bathroom? That doesnt look like E&R bathroom and why would the rest of her house not have good lighting?

Wait is our gorl on vacation?! target and cheescake factory to go yas gorl!
 
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Is this Twinkie's paw or her hand?
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She is so fucking stupid... she actually believes that box was put together in the 90s and only now they are putting it on the shelves because 'time has come'.
 
I second that this isn't E&R's bathroom. I can't remember what AL's bathroom looks like but I know it's definitely not that clean.

Edit: Confirmed to be neither of the gaycare showers. A&B have a dark blue shower with sliding panels E&R have a white shower/tub with a curtain rod and cabinets parallel to shower.
 
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While Amber was born in the 90's, this box is not for her. She is too young to remember a lot of this shit. Since I am an 80's boomer, I had more nostalgia than she did. The fact that she didn't even recognize the Windows 95 solitaire icon was all I needed to see. By the time she started to meaningfully use a PC, it was probably operating Windows ME or later.

So 90's gorl.
 
10/10 She's now so fat that Lexington is a 2day trip so she can recover from a car ride enough to enjoy 2days of orange chicken. Bathroom looks like a Hyatt hotel but it doesn't matter. Probably happened when they went to the ER for more opioids to get a second opinion about her belly button situation type deal.
 
Oh good grief..

The card designs are from Microsoft Solitaire and the best design was the spooky castle one. The cup design is famous for being all over paper cups, plates and bowls. Neither her or Becky can wear the fanny pack. That poor tramp stamp wouldn't even go across her forearm properly, let along any where near her lower back. And if we get an ASMR with that annoying sound from the Blockbuster card I'm going to lose it more than I already have.


This is crap, the box, her content, her poop bun, her, her filming in a bathroom, her.
 
9min50secs of our gorl acting like she’s unearthing relics from another era, this shit is comedy gold. For someone who’s as vain as her you’d think she’d know that the 90s were back a long ass time ago, but instead of knowing anything about trends she just buys more cheap junk that’ll end up in the landfills. Also the way she gushed about that jazz cup like she hasn’t seen it since she lost those 89 pounds l m a o

Edit: forgot to include that Amber putting that snap bracelet on her wrist and then saying “oooh daddy” makes me want to kms
 
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hundreddaysofscootypuffin said:
10/10 She's now so fat that Lexington is a 2day trip so she can recover from a car ride enough to enjoy 2days of orange chicken. Bathroom looks like a Hyatt hotel but it doesn't matter. Probably happened when they went to the ER for more opioids to get a second opinion about her belly button situation type deal.
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I think its from the day she was on ig live and wouldnt show her face. She was giggling about where they were going and she probably didn't want to show what clothes she was wearing so they couldn't match it to this video.
 
Blathersnake said:
Oh good grief..

The card designs are from Microsoft Solitaire and the best design was the spooky castle one. The cup design is famous for being all over paper cups, plates and bowls. Neither her or Becky can wear the fanny pack. That poor tramp stamp wouldn't even go across her forearm properly, let along any where near her lower back. And if we get an ASMR with that annoying sound from the Blockbuster card I'm going to lose it more than I already have.


This is crap, the box, her content, her poop bun, her, her filming in a bathroom, her.
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I think there's some symbolism to her fillming on the toilet, but more importantly:
GORL.
WHERE IS THE WEIGH-IN!?
 
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