Opening a 90's Time Capsule *Nostalgic* - 7/22/19

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Thranduil said:
Does she have a roll of fat hanging off her hand?
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These are two very exploitable images. It is amazing to think that at 600 lbs she is taking up about as much real estate as a half-dozen thots.
 
Oh thank god it’s finally my time to powerlevel.

I work at a hotel that’s connected to a slummy inn, this looks like a combination between the two. The sparkling shower says it all; unless she’s in the house of a clean freak who cleans every day (in which case they would NEVER allow her fat ass over) she’s probably in some sort of crappy inn. The decor is awfully homely for it to be anything of class. Could it be...our gorl, who was recently complaining about how her bank “wouldn’t let her” buy a Versace bag, actually can’t afford to stay anywhere nicer? I am shocked and appalled.

Seriously, the thought of cleaning the sheets and toilet after a fatty like this has been on them...my condolences to the housekeeper. No doubt those Kentucky bumblefucks would even know to leave a tip for the McDonald’s trash they’re fit to scatter everywhere. Hoo boy.

Anyways the nostalgia haul. Boring, waste of time, don’t bother watching. The speculation is a lot more exciting.
 
Well, Big Al finally figured out the difference between a hotel and a motel, I see...only took her a year. She was sooo insistent that the motel they stayed in for the failed pride/cheesecake factory fest wasn't a motel....
 
Welp. Hyatt confirmed.


Haesindang Park said:
I wonder if she still feels anything in her hands. Once the numbness kicks in, she needs to panic. On the bright side, without her hands, she won't be greedy because she can't hold and show off her hoard without her hands.

EDIT: Forgot to mention she will eat less without her hands. She will finally lose the weight then but this sounds rather optimistic.
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The fact that her hands look like that tells you how far along her diabetes killing her nerve endings is..she is very far along into the 'damage can not be mitigated or controlled'

She likely used to have pain and now..just a cold tingly sensation at best. The fact this doesn't scare her is just how uncaring she is. Neuropathy doesn't just go on over night. Every doctor and specialist for diabetes will tell you; 'If you ever stop feeling pain, call me immediately' the lack of pain is very very bad for a diabetic. It basically means nerve endings are dead. Often because there isn't blood flowing properly.

I have no real doubt that this point, there is no way to correct this damage and she'd basically be told due to the risks, she'd lose extremities.
 
She went to Lexington again to go to Target and Cheesecake Factory. She is in a hotel room, she always says they don't have a Target close to her. They probably made it a 2 or 3 day event to go to Cheesecake Factory a few times and Target.

Also notice the askew poop bun? Is she trying out different placement? Cause it still looks retarded gorl.
 
She's got some real nerve posting this bullshit. She should be scrambling to keep her channel from bleeding more subscribers, since 3000+ have already jumped ship in the past couple days. Last time people got this fed up, she bought herself some pink weights and pretended to care for 2 seconds. She can't even be bothered now.

Then again, it's probably harder to backtrack, since her videos are so far behind and in the span of 4-6 weeks, she could have easily gained another 40 lbs. She can't get on Snapchat and gaslight everyone, because then we would see what she looks like as of July 22, 2019. And any scheduled videos about her 'progress' would have to be scrapped. Not saying she WOULD scrap them, cause she'd still get the views, and she's far more interested in a paycheck than pretending to have any sense of personal integrity.

I've never seen someone so pathologically broken, and unwilling to do a damn thing about it. The entitlement and the arrogance and the unmitigated gall to post this constant garbage, and plaster it with ads. She's so completely shameless to her core. Not a single redeeming quality. I can't think of a more fitting engraving on her tombstone than, "Fuck you. Got mine."
 
The only thing I believe Amber had as a kid was an impressive collection of Happy Meal toys. Which she probably eventually ate as well.
 
marjoram said:
Well, Big Al finally figured out the difference between a hotel and a motel, I see...only took her a year. She was sooo insistent that the motel they stayed in for the failed pride/cheesecake factory fest wasn't a motel....
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Truly one of my favourite Amber moments. When she claimed she called the place to ask the receptionist if its a hotel or a motel. Just exceptional.
 
RemoveKebab said:
While Amber was born in the 90's, this box is not for her. She is too young to remember a lot of this shit. Since I am an 80's boomer, I had more nostalgia than she did. The fact that she didn't even recognize the Windows 95 solitaire icon was all I needed to see. By the time she started to meaningfully use a PC, it was probably operating Windows ME or later.

So 90's gorl.
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If you're under 30 you don't remember the 90s at all and should just be quiet. If you're AL's age you missed cassette tapes, snap bracelets, trapper keepers, cabbage patch kids, ring pops, teenage mutant ninja turtles, pogs, acid washed, bowls cuts, and so on and on.

All that shit was gone by 1997 or so when she was what, 5 fucking years old? She obviously had no fucking idea what the AIM reference was and anybody that is 30-38 grew up with AIM in HS and college.
 
"it says it's to be opened in 2019 and guess what time it is?"

Iunno, bitch but props on something in your videos being fairly recent.
she looks bigger again in this, she's just so wobbly and blobby.
 
ChubbyChaser said:
She went to Lexington again to go to Target and Cheesecake Factory. She is in a hotel room, she always says they don't have a Target close to her. They probably made it a 2 or 3 day event to go to Cheesecake Factory a few times and Target.

Also notice the askew poop bun? Is she trying out different placement? Cause it still looks exceptional gorl.
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She also has her nails painted as she did in the James Charles video
 
I appreciate that she's sat in front of a shower, honestly. It only serves to prove that she can't fit inside of one.

We got ourselves a fanny-paaaaack! Except it wouldn't even fit your neck, gorl. Nor Becksters. The lower back tramp stamps wouldn't even make it around AL's chonk of a wrist.

Also I don't know about you girls but my first *NSYNC is to slather my poop bun in butterfly clips too. She's just soooo nineties.
 
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thejackal said:
If you're under 30 you don't remember the 90s at all and should just be quiet. If you're AL's age you missed cassette tapes, snap bracelets, trapper keepers, cabbage patch kids, ring pops, teenage mutant ninja turtles, pogs, acid washed, bowls cuts, and so on and on.

All that shit was gone by 1997 or so when she was what, 5 fucking years old? She obviously had no fucking idea what the AIM reference was and anybody that is 30-38 grew up with AIM in HS and college.
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I disagree. I’m younger than her and I was actually surprised that she didn’t recognize some of the things.
 
thejackal said:
If you're under 30 you don't remember the 90s at all and should just be quiet. If you're AL's age you missed cassette tapes, snap bracelets, trapper keepers, cabbage patch kids, ring pops, teenage mutant ninja turtles, pogs, acid washed, bowls cuts, and so on and on.

All that shit was gone by 1997 or so when she was what, 5 fucking years old? She obviously had no fucking idea what the AIM reference was and anybody that is 30-38 grew up with AIM in HS and college.
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Nah. If your parents were older, or not rich, you knew what cassette tapes were. If you had older siblings or cousins, you’ve probably been given a Cabbage Patch Doll. (Or if your foster mom dug something out of a Goodwill bin.) Trapper keepers still exist, as do Ring Pops. They never left. Acid wash was back in style for a moment in 2003. AIM was a thing until at least 2007.
 
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