Operation Chris Eater commences

[For The Internet]

Are you allowed to wear costumes to court houses? I think you could as long as your face/identity was not obscured. Then again, theres probably something barring this.

We're already going to see Chris in court drag. We don't need our agent friend to compete with His Spergness.

 

[Sonic Boom]

We're already going to see Chris in court drag. We don't need our agent friend to compete with His Spergness.

I think you can get away with it if you make it too subtle for anyone besides Chris to pick it up. For example if you're a younger teenager and wearing this.

 

[Gene Parmesan]

That's kind of a bullshit attitude. Lots of very good lawyers start out as PD's, it's an excellent way to get criminal trial experience. They are very over worked, but believe it or not it's actually a job that people compete to get.

Word. It's funny how a public defender get's shit on. They are in court, in trials constantly. You could have a fancy, expensive lawyer who mostly deals in contracts and never goes before a judge.

Let's say you gotta have your appendix removed. What's more important: Your doctor has his own practice where he covers wide areas of medicine including fringe stuff like malpractice insurance. Or that you get the doctor who does it 10 times a month?

That shit has value. Fucking grognard.

 

[Rammspieler]

Welp, back at my room. For those of you not following on Twitter, I went to Fashion Square Mall and just after gawking at the Victoria's Secret windows, I look to my left and notice the GameStop. I took a picture of the storefront, went inside and a salesman starts shooting the shit with me about video games. But I'm too much of a socially awkward pussy to be able to ask about Chris after a half hour of talking about games. However, it is indeed the store. Pretty small and it has the same buzzer like in the video. I then went to the Ruckersville Walmart, took a shitty picture of it and went inside. However, I failed to see any Sonic Boom games hidden behind the $5 DVDs. I decided to go get some food at a Sheetz, when on my way I saw what I imagined must be the Goodwill that Barb buys her shit from. I stopped by there, took a pic of the storefront and went inside half-hoping to at least find Barb. No dice, but I expected as much. I figured it must be late for Chris, so I'm back here.

 

[Donald Duck]

Thanks for taking the time to do this. We all strongly believe Chris will do something stupid at his plea hearing, but it's good to have someone actually be there to see it and give us details.

I can't wait to see what he'll call the judge when Chris realizes the judge isn't on his side like he seems to believe.

 

[CWCissey]

Welp, back at my room. For those of you not following on Twitter, I went to Fashion Square Mall and just after gawking at the Victoria's Secret windows, I look to my left and notice the GameStop. I took a picture of the storefront, went inside and a salesman starts shooting the shit with me about video games. But I'm too much of a socially awkward pussy to be able to ask about Chris after a half hour of talking about games. However, it is indeed the store. Pretty small and it has the same buzzer like in the video. I then went to the Ruckersville Walmart, took a shitty picture of it and went inside. However, I failed to see any Sonic Boom games hidden behind the $5 DVDs. I decided to go get some food at a Sheetz, when on my way I saw what I imagined must be the Goodwill that Barb buys her shit from. I stopped by there, took a pic of the storefront and went inside half-hoping to at least find Barb. No dice, but I expected as much. I figured it must be late for Chris, so I'm back here.

That's where you're wrong, it's probably too early for Chris.

 

[EI 903]

Welp, back at my room. For those of you not following on Twitter, I went to Fashion Square Mall and just after gawking at the Victoria's Secret windows, I look to my left and notice the GameStop. I took a picture of the storefront, went inside and a salesman starts shooting the shit with me about video games. But I'm too much of a socially awkward pussy to be able to ask about Chris after a half hour of talking about games. However, it is indeed the store. Pretty small and it has the same buzzer like in the video. I then went to the Ruckersville Walmart, took a shitty picture of it and went inside. However, I failed to see any Sonic Boom games hidden behind the $5 DVDs. I decided to go get some food at a Sheetz, when on my way I saw what I imagined must be the Goodwill that Barb buys her shit from. I stopped by there, took a pic of the storefront and went inside half-hoping to at least find Barb. No dice, but I expected as much. I figured it must be late for Chris, so I'm back here.

You can cheat in situations like that by asking things like "Do you ever get any weirdos in here?" You're not asking about him directly, but he would pop into their mind instantly.

 

[Rammspieler]

I know a lot of you are asking why I waste my time like this and especially for a lolcow I'm not particularly a fan of. But the answer is simple. I really needed a day off from the familiar and hopefully I can actually write something after a full year without writing anything. In other words, it's more for my mental health than anything. I'll just sit in the courtroom, watch and listen. I'll try and make a pilgrimage to 14 BC then head back to Pennsylvania.

 

[nyelva]

You'll be able to weave a tale for your grandkids with this outing, telling them all about the time you infiltrated the lower courts of rural Virginia just to keep us updated on an autistic lardass. Fuck, I love the internet.

Godbearspeed, my friend.

 

[Meowthkip]

I'd love to see a court date with Chris, though. I'd probably hold out for the actual trial. Thing is, I don't know anybody who would be willing to make the trip with me, and it is a 2 1/2 hour drive.

Kudos to you, friend. Best of luck.

 

[Honeyrabbit]

Welp, back at my room. For those of you not following on Twitter, I went to Fashion Square Mall and just after gawking at the Victoria's Secret windows, I look to my left and notice the GameStop. I took a picture of the storefront, went inside and a salesman starts shooting the shit with me about video games. But I'm too much of a socially awkward pussy to be able to ask about Chris after a half hour of talking about games. However, it is indeed the store. Pretty small and it has the same buzzer like in the video. I then went to the Ruckersville Walmart, took a shitty picture of it and went inside. However, I failed to see any Sonic Boom games hidden behind the $5 DVDs. I decided to go get some food at a Sheetz, when on my way I saw what I imagined must be the Goodwill that Barb buys her shit from. I stopped by there, took a pic of the storefront and went inside half-hoping to at least find Barb. No dice, but I expected as much. I figured it must be late for Chris, so I'm back here.

"I traveled an 800+ Mile Round Trip to Ruckersville Virjinyuh, only to find at the address you gave me led me to a run-down old mall with a cool salesman residing in it, but not Chris; no one in that neighborhood even heard of Chris.

Go ahead, Laugh it up, but I want to THANK YOU very much for the Traveling Expierence; I actually did have a GREAT TIME at Ruckersville Walmart, and enjoyed the sights and views. "

 

[Rammspieler]

I'd love to see a court date with Chris, though. I'd probably hold out for the actual trial. Thing is, I don't know anybody who would be willing to make the trip with me, and it is a 2 1/2 hour drive.

Kudos to you, friend. Best of luck.

If there is a trial, I think I will come back. Shit, late turn it into a Kiwi Spergathon and have a meetup.

 

[ShavedSheep]

Honestly I considered doing something like this but work and school makes a busy sheep.

If there is a trial, I think I will come back. Shit, late turn it into a Kiwi Spergathon and have a meetup.

KIWICON 2015

 

[boogerface]

I know a lot of you are asking why I waste my time like this and especially for a lolcow I'm not particularly a fan of. But the answer is simple. I really needed a day off from the familiar and hopefully I can actually write something after a full year without writing anything. In other words, it's more for my mental health than anything. I'll just sit in the courtroom, watch and listen. I'll try and make a pilgrimage to 14 BC then head back to Pennsylvania.

Uh, so this is a bit weird. But I'm gonna be at the courthouse tomorrow, and am also from Pennsylvania.

 

[CWCissey]

If there is a trial, I think I will come back. Shit, late turn it into a Kiwi Spergathon and have a meetup.

Cue fan art of the Kiwis in the courtroom, with Clyde Cash as the judge.

 

[Sonic Boom]

Uh, so this is a bit weird. But I'm gonna be at the courthouse tomorrow, and am also from Pennsylvania.

Please do the same thing Cyan and Indigo did, where each of you separately write up your recollections before collaborating with each other. This will help prevent interfering with both your memories.

 

[LordCustos3]

And when they ask "Where were you when Christian Christopher 'Ricardo' Weston Chandler was sentenced?", you will have an answer.

and 99.9999987% of the human race would go "....who?"

 

[Zim]

Cue fan art of the Kiwis in the courtroom, with Clyde Cash as the judge.

"Kiwis In The Courtroom" season premier next on FOX.

 

[Honeyrabbit]

and 99.9999987% of the human race would go "....who?"

"Oh, that guy who shoves medallions up his ass? He's still alive?"

 

[PCA]

Godbear Speed oh brave one