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BEGIN OP:
A while ago, Jace had the great idea (and it was his own idea, hilariously enough!) to plan a "stealth mission" to Palestine. He believes that "Al-Gamerfood" has ties to Hamas and plans on investigating, by flying to Tel Aviv and "stealthing" into Palestine to find and assassinate the Prime Minister, Ismail Haniyah, thereby putting an end to this conflict. If you think I'm exaggerating any of this, you can read the prequel thread here, where he first laid out these insane plans. Mere days after he first posted these plans they were squashed by his older brother, Robert.

A few weeks later, he announced he was going to try again but needed to raise money for it, eventually discovering a loophole where Eli could apply for the Jewish Birthright program and get a free flight to Israel if he converted to Judaism. This is what they did.

Things to notice in the video:
-He has a nonlethal "incognito concealed weapon" that uses "ammo" of some sort. I'm seriously thinking it's an airsoft gun
-Jace is really paranoid and nervous
-Someone out there is stupid enough to risk torture, imprisonment and beheading for an XBox One, and Jace thinks this is an adequate form of payment and a fair deal
-There is a John Cena figure which seems to be pointing a gun at Eli
-Jace is waving a fucking spraypainted gun around an AIRPORT
-"how am I supposed to take out ragheads" - he's just as crazy as Jace
-Jace drinking Monster again
-Jace's inhaler
-He explicitly tells Eli to try to kill the Prime Minister
-"IcyPlayboi69"
-Tyce somehow convinced Eli to go along with this
-"TRUTH DOESN'T HAVE A JURISDICTION"
-Jace, Tyce, and Eli made a "business agreement". Guessing it involves Tyce's "easy money" schemes. It would make sense that Jace would be hesitant to agree to anything involving Tyce, so Tyce used Eli as leverage. Of course Tyce, being a sociopath, doesn't care that Eli will likely get beheaded overseas as a result.

All things considered, it's extremely likely that Eli will either:
-never make it past the TSA
-arrive in Israel and get arrested
-get beheaded by Hamas on LiveLeak

ESPECIALLY given that Jace had the amazing prescence of mind to threaten ISIS on Twitter mere days before the flight, laying out their plans and explicitly describing how Eli would "kill them".

 

[Judge Holden]

.............ok im gonna go out on a limb here and guess Eli has the Sodomy Scythe on his person for his mission

Also i do hope Jace packed him a toothbrush

 

[The Dude]

These guys are going to get arrested, seriously hurt or worse. I hope someone is keeping tabs on the Massachusetts and international news outlets for a young man smuggling a weapon into an airport.

 

[NeetBoy]

All things considered, it's extremely likely that Eli will either:
-never make it past the TSA
-arrive in Israel and get arrested
-get beheaded by ISIS on LiveLeak

My prediction: Tyce picks up Eli minutes after Jace leaves the airport, they'll drive back home, post bullshit on Twitter for two weeks (maybe a shaky video or two if they're feeling particularly cheeky and/or ambitious), drive back to the airport, wait for Jace and collect their free Xbox. Bets, anyone?

 

[The Knife]

Every single possible outcome for this ends in a cavity search.

 

[Tavern Explorer]

I'm going to bet that the "super sekrit disassembled weapon" is just an airsoft deagle.

 

[Zenotwapal]

Debriefing video posted to his Parkourdude91 YT account. Doesn't really contain any new info besides Eli's twitter and shit but meh

 

[Arctic]

He actually went through with it XD

 

[Ryan Rash]

This is gonna go over about as well as his limp dick.

 

[CatParty]

I don't think he's actually going to go guys

 

[thatsforubeme]

Oh shit did he shave his beard? Old Jace is back!

 

[Judge Holden]

I don't think he's actually going to go guys

As I said in chat, here is what I think is going to go down now

1) After Jace leaves, Eli gets picked up by Tyce or someone and crashes round his house for a while
2) a week or two later Jace recieves a hostage video from Al Gamerfood of men in balaclavas forcing Eli to read out a list of demands, ranging from jewmonies to demanding he shove his cena doll up his ass and admit to not being a muhreen, with Eli being threatened with beheading if Jace doesnt comply
3) If jace refuses Eli cooks up some story of escaping on his own and swears revenge on jace.
4) If jace pays up/shoves the doll up, Eli is released and the two have a tearful reunion/Jace disowns him for failing/whatever

Im calling it now. Something like this is my best bet of what will happ now

 

[Danger]

My prediction: Tyce picks up Eli minutes after Jace leaves the airport, they'll drive back home, post bullshit on Twitter for two weeks (maybe a shaky video or two if they're feeling particularly cheeky and/or ambitious), drive back to the airport, wait for Jace and collect their free Xbox. Bets, anyone?

Yeah this was my thought too. This kid is running a scam on our gamer of the battlefield

 

[CatParty]

It's almost like it's scripted

 

[Gothicserpent]

 

[The Dude]

It's almost like it's scripted

I told DeagleDad once that if this is all some elaborate joke/troll and they all come out like "LOL we trol U!" I will be the first to laugh and say "you got me good. Well done."

 

[NeetBoy]

So it's a toss-up between ruse to get free Xbox and ruse to get footage of Jace violating the sanctity of his own catholic asshole. Either is fine for me, as long as I get to see the results without having to publicaly transfer the property rights to my face to Team Gamerfood.

 

[RP 520]

Seeing how Jace and Co. operate, they would somehow end up in Ancient China instead of Israel.

 

[Arctic]

It's very possible that Eli will actually go... On some sort of vacation pretending to do research for Jace. I think people give Tyce and Eli too much credit; remember, this is the guy who made a picture of himself with "fuck you kiwi forums" and another one where he pointed a toy gun at a video of Jace. I don't think elaborate plans are his specialty.

 

[The Dude]

We should start calling Eli "Eli Witless." (Click like if you get the reference)