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He's going to crash the fucking plane so he can play runescape
Who the fuck plays Runescape anymore.
 
It's very possible that Eli will actually go... On some sort of vacation pretending to do research for Jace. I think people give Tyce and Eli too much credit; remember, this is the guy who made a picture of himself with "fuck you kiwi forums" and another one where he pointed a toy gun at a video of Jace. I don't think elaborate plans are his specialty.

It will be interesting to hear in about 14 hours if/when Eli starts posting pictures of "ground ops". While Jace may be thoroughly convinced of Eli's trek to Gaza, it may be painfully obvious to everyone else that the "target of interest" switched to the Bahamas. Regardless of destination or time spent in security, chances are this trip will become an issue when Eli realizes he doesn't have enough money for a hotel or a flight home.
 
It will be interesting to hear in about 14 hours if/when Eli starts posting pictures of "ground ops". While Jace may be thoroughly convinced of Eli's trek to Gaza, it may be painfully obvious to everyone else that the "target of interest" switched to the Bahamas. Regardless of destination or time spent in security, chances are this trip will become an issue when Eli realizes he doesn't have enough money for a hotel or a flight home.
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As I said in chat, here is what I think is going to go down now

1) After Jace leaves, Eli gets picked up by Tyce or someone and crashes round his house for a while
2) a week or two later Jace recieves a hostage video from Al Gamerfood of men in balaclavas forcing Eli to read out a list of demands, ranging from jewmonies to demanding he shove his cena doll up his ass and admit to not being a muhreen, with Eli being threatened with beheading if Jace doesnt comply
3) If jace refuses Eli cooks up some story of escaping on his own and swears revenge on jace.
4) If jace pays up/shoves the doll up, Eli is released and the two have a tearful reunion/Jace disowns him for failing/whatever

Im calling it now. Something like this is my best bet of what will happ now

You forgot to add the removal of his sunglasses so the world can see his lazy eye. If he doesn't, Eli loses his head. Also, they should threaten to turn Eli gay as well.

There's just so much potential for this one, I barely know where to start.
 
We should start calling Eli "Eli Witless." (Click like if you get the reference)

Clicking like isn't realistic, dude. I only press wons. 11111111111111111111111111111111

This is truely great. No matter who loses we still win! Watching Jace and his "friends" are like watching a retard hump a doorknob. AUGH YEAH
 
Kinda surprised hes getting this far. I thought the free trip to isreal only applied if you had Jewish heritage.

Maybe Eli does. Iunno.
 
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