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Maybe (snicker) he caught (chuckle) a connecting flight? (guffaw)
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Maybe (snicker) he caught (chuckle) a connecting flight? (guffaw)
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My prediction:
Free beheading video of Eli.
Free beheading video of Eli.
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Filmed in Tyce's mum's basement.
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Previous flights in the list seem to be going along a route that goes by southern tip of Greenland, then over northern tip of Scotland, across Germany and along the Balkans toward Israel. So I guess it's a glitch or something.
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Passenger lists of flights are never released as public information, only to law enforcement people if they want them. I.E. there's no way for Jace (or us) to know if he's actually on the plane or not. Believe me, I've tried.
They're not. I have contact with all the trolls, and none of them are involved in this situation at all. It's entirely Jace/Tyce/Eli's own idea. Which makes it all the more delicious.
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A'ight niggas, here's what's gonna go down and some other shit as well.
1. Eli is just going to go to Tel Aviv and party his ass off, maybe shoot some footage of himself in the desert away from Gaza, act like the mission was a failure, and head back.
2. This is probably me sperging over Metal Gear Solid again, but hory shet do I see this going the way of Ground Zeroes. Jace will come home to find that his Mother Base (A.k.a Mom's House) had been attacked by al-Gamerfood, or maybe just had his pot raided or his mom called the police on him to stop him from getting on that flight, and then get sent to bible camp for a grueling nine days before being sprung out by Tyce. Still believing that Eli is in Israel, Jace and Tyce will attempt a rescue mission to spring him from the clutches of the ISIS-al Gamerfood alliance.
3. The "secret weapon" turns out to not be an airsoft gun, resulting in Jace's detainment.
4. Shit goes as planned, but Tyce is left waiting in the cold for his Xbox One.
1. Eli is just going to go to Tel Aviv and party his ass off, maybe shoot some footage of himself in the desert away from Gaza, act like the mission was a failure, and head back.
2. This is probably me sperging over Metal Gear Solid again, but hory shet do I see this going the way of Ground Zeroes. Jace will come home to find that his Mother Base (A.k.a Mom's House) had been attacked by al-Gamerfood, or maybe just had his pot raided or his mom called the police on him to stop him from getting on that flight, and then get sent to bible camp for a grueling nine days before being sprung out by Tyce. Still believing that Eli is in Israel, Jace and Tyce will attempt a rescue mission to spring him from the clutches of the ISIS-al Gamerfood alliance.
3. The "secret weapon" turns out to not be an airsoft gun, resulting in Jace's detainment.
4. Shit goes as planned, but Tyce is left waiting in the cold for his Xbox One.
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Tyce isn't smart enough to mastermind this, but Eli might be. We don't know much about him. There's a possibility he has an IQ above 80.
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Tyce may be smart enough to mastermind this. I mean, this is like something a third grader could figure out.
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So someone who can contact Jace asks him what airport he dropped Eli off at. If he quickly says JFK, I might start to get worried
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There's no way that Eli is going to Israel for this mission alone, if he is going there anyway, that is. Nobody would be stupid enough to actually go to Israel to kill the prime minister because some autistic dude told you to, all for an xbox one? I mean, come on, thats a little much even for this saga. Just listen to Eli talk in the car, thats not the voice of someone whos serious about going to Israel to save Tupac from the hamas, not even mentioning the fact that Eli is probably, as all of Jaces friends, underage. He was also rather unheard of the entire time to actually follow through with this, you'd have to be as invested and insane as Jace to believe all this.
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Oh dear. Well, I know how this will go down: At a security booth a security guard notices that Jace's "secret weapon" is actually a axe. Jace stammers with his words before screaming and crying, claiming that he wants to save Tupac and kill all of Dicksquad. This attracts the attention of everyone at the airport, and Jace starts yelling at them before being promptly tazed and arrested.
It sounds a lot like Stalin's 3rd take on the situation, but that's how I really think it'll go.
It sounds a lot like Stalin's 3rd take on the situation, but that's how I really think it'll go.
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Calling it now: The secret weapon is a couple of rubber bands and a pencil case full of ballpoint pens. To someone who regards a plastic toy deagle a serious weapon of war, this pretty much amounts to a deadly spear gun of death and destruction.
EDIT: For the record (and CatParty, who seems to take perverse pleasure in crushing our trips to parkour fantasy land under his jackboots of reason and rationality): I'm still far from convinced that Eli is doing anything else than playing CoD in Tyce's basement right now, but for the purpose of this thread I'll just pretend that the whole thing is real, because that's way more funny and spectacular. The mental image of Eli parkouring into Gaza, cutting a bloody swath through legions of Hamas fighters and interrogating terrified prisoners about the whereabouts of Tupac and the secret islamic rap bunker shall forever remain a favourite in the playground of my mind.
EDIT: For the record (and CatParty, who seems to take perverse pleasure in crushing our trips to parkour fantasy land under his jackboots of reason and rationality): I'm still far from convinced that Eli is doing anything else than playing CoD in Tyce's basement right now, but for the purpose of this thread I'll just pretend that the whole thing is real, because that's way more funny and spectacular. The mental image of Eli parkouring into Gaza, cutting a bloody swath through legions of Hamas fighters and interrogating terrified prisoners about the whereabouts of Tupac and the secret islamic rap bunker shall forever remain a favourite in the playground of my mind.
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Fanboysim only goes so far. If he was a fanboy, than we wouldve heard of him alot sooner before this, considering that Jace leeches for every kind of social contact if its with his "cool juggalo friends" or somtehing similar. He also wouldn't be talking to Jace like he does.
He sounds alot like Tyce honestly. I wouldnt be suprised if they are long term friends and just fucking Jace over.
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