Operation Tupacalypse Operation Tupacalypse General Thread / Archive Thread

[WachtAmWeb]

I'll play devil's advocate and admit pretty much every flight I checked between the New Hampshire area and Tel Aviv does require a domestic layover. But on the other hand; come on man. There's no way Eli's flying to the Holy Land on a mission for Jace Connors.

at this stage it seems like Eli agreed to go anyway despite not having intention of doing any Hamas-hunting. Maybe he's Jewish and just wanted a free holiday, so when Jace started screaming about Hamas he thought it'd be a good way to get a free Xbone. In all likelihood he'll have two weeks fucking about in Tel Aviv taking ecstasy and come back saying "yeah bro 2pac wasn't there haa"

 

[Himawari]

He's coming through PHL?

That's like fifteen minutes from me. Part of me wants to call them up and warn of a passenger allegedly carrying some sort of disassembled firearm with ammunition, but I also want to see what happens with him unhindered...

Assuming that he really is headed to Israel, would he go through customs at BOS or PHL?

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

If he gets there I hope he just says "Fuck it" and enjoys his trip, occasionally making a video about how some bullshit authority figure is keeping him from his goal. He'll fly back and Jace will refuse to buy the Xbox One because Eli didn't finish his mission and they'll fight. It'll be more Deagle Nation internal drama.

Then Gamerfood or someone might convince him that Eli was brainwashed while on his trip, furthering his delusions.

 

[Dork Of Ages]

I can't belive this is happening.

Okay, Eli will go to Israel. But he is not too stupid enough to even try going to Gaza.

But still. This is happening. Jesus.

 

[A-Stump]

You know, I probably wouldn't go to Israel in a plot to kill a major leader. I'm pretty sure the Israelis have done field executions for less.

 

[Ahffline]

Metal Gear Stoned: Three Zeroes.

Also, Israel is not a country that needs outside help for covert operations.

 

[Andrew Noel Schaefer]

Its obvious now that he isnt really on a plane to isreal as others have pointed out.

First, I dont think he is jewish herritage, but hey I could be wrong. Seccond, someone else pointed out the plane. Third, Free Xbone? Yeah sure jace, Ill go to Isreal. Yep.

(And then when I get back, Ill say I didnt find Tupac. Yep. Genius!)

 

[Pikonic]

\M/ETAL Gear Stoned: Three Zeroes.

Also, Israel is not a country that needs outside help for covert operations.

Especially from a 20yo stoner with zero military experience.

 

[NeetBoy]

Well fuck me Cletus, this is getting way more interesting than I had thought. They're obviously putting in some real effort.

 

[deadson]

Late to the thread, but jfc are they for real? Forget actually doing the "mission" and succeeding, are they even aware of the political implications of this kind of act?

 

[axcel]

In all likelihood he'll have two weeks fucking about in Tel Aviv taking ecstasy and come back saying "yeah bro 2pac wasn't there haa"

I'd say in all likelihood: Eli's family already had a vacation booked to Boca and he's trying scam the neighborhood retard out of some of his Social Security cash by convincing him he's heading to Israel.

But of course, I could be wrong.

 

[soIregistered]

Late to the thread, but jfc are they for real? Forget actually doing the "mission" and succeeding, are they even aware of the political implications of this kind of act?

It's a wonder these two are intelligent enough to operate a toaster. I'm guessing no. This is like when you were a little kid and you played superhero.

 

[The Dude]

Oh dear. Well, I know how this will go down: At a security booth a security guard notices that Jace's "secret weapon" is actually a axe. Jace stammers with his words before screaming and crying, claiming that he wants to save Tupac and kill all of Dicksquad. This attracts the attention of everyone at the airport, and Jace starts yelling at them before being promptly tazed and arrested.

It sounds a lot like Stalin's 3rd take on the situation, but that's how I really think it'll go.

You do know it's NOT Jace going to Tel Aviv, right? It's his idiot friend Eli.

 

[Fernando]

I'm surprised nobody from the NSA or something picked up on this yet. I mean, they are a bunch of idiots who wouldn't be a real threat to anyone, but just for their own safety? Their public twitter posts and youtube videos aren't exactly high security, and I'm retty sure that some goverment agency would pick up on you if you would publicly state to got o israel to kill the prime minister.

 

[OBAMATRON]

He's coming through PHL?

That's like fifteen minutes from me. Part of me wants to call them up and warn of a passenger allegedly carrying some sort of disassembled firearm with ammunition, but I also want to see what happens with him unhindered...

Assuming that he really is headed to Israel, would he go through customs at BOS or PHL?

Does he have to go through customs in Israel?

 

[Ronald Gaygun]

Eli if this photo Gamerfood tweeted turns out to be real:

 

[Fernando]

Eli if this photo Gamerfood tweeted turns out to be real:

Well, considering the fact that Jace seems to be oblivious to the existence of photoshop, he'll probably go cray cray over this...

 

[exball]

Reenactment of the news Gail will receive.

 

[Hyperion]

I'm surprised nobody from the NSA or something picked up on this yet. I mean, they are a bunch of idiots who wouldn't be a real threat to anyone, but just for their own safety? Their public twitter posts and youtube videos aren't exactly high security, and I'm retty sure that some goverment agency would pick up on you if you would publicly state to got o israel to kill the prime minister.

We're kind of like the NSA, except we only monitor retards.

 

[axcel]

Well, considering the fact that Jace seems to be oblivious to the existence of photoshop, he'll probably go cray cray over this...

The original, unshooped picture: