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BillRiley said:
As near as I can tell, a '420 Protagonist' is a useless dipshit who spends his life huffing paint thinner in his parent's basement. What I can't figure out is - why is each of Jace's friends more repulsive than the last? How is that even possible?
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Maybe it's like some X-Files and these are test subjects in some failed cloning experiment and they're kept alive to examine long-term problems that come up.
 
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BillRiley said:
As near as I can tell, a '420 Protagonist' is a useless dipshit who spends his life huffing paint thinner in his parent's basement. What I can't figure out is - why is each of Jace's friends more repulsive than the last? How is that even possible?
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You really think Eli is worse than Tyce? Kyle seems fine compared to all of them though, just really stupid and doesn't really understands all the spiritual shit he talks about. Plus he's a drug dealer but like, a really chill drug dealer.
 
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Varis said:
wow Eli is overweight and I would not engage in sexual congress with him.

Excellent work, @Qaz and @slc115!

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KingofManga420 said:
You really think Eli is worse than Tyce? Kyle seems fine compared to all of them though, just really stupid and doesn't really understands all the spiritual shit he talks about. Plus he's a drug dealer but like, a really chill drug dealer.
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Well, really it's too close to call. Both of them are utterly useless dullards whose human net worth is less than the space they occupy. If Kyle seems "chill" by comparison, it's probably because we don't know enough about him. I mean, I used to worry about Eli being in Israel before he started posting repulsively racist shit to twitter. Now I could care less if he blew his legs off trying to parkour over the Gaza border wall.

I guess that's one of the fascinating things about this lolcow. Jace's suburban horror-show life keeps churning out these unabashedly fucktarded individuals. Just when I think it can't get any worse, another rock is kicked over and out crawls some grotesque juggalo reject.
 
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BillRiley said:
Well, really it's too close to call. Both of them are utterly useless dullards whose human net worth is less than the space they occupy. If Kyle seems "chill" by comparison, it's probably because we don't know enough about him. I mean, I used to worry about Eli being in Israel before he started posting repulsively racist shit to twitter. Now I could care less if he blew his legs off trying to parkour over the Gaza border wall.

I guess that's one of the fascinating things about this lolcow. Jace's suburban horror-show life keeps churning out these unabashedly fucktarded individuals. Just when I think it can't get any worse, another rock is kicked over and out crawls some grotesque juggalo reject.
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Come on man, nothing bad is likely to happen to Eli, as long as he does not leap into Gaza or anything. It's pretty clear now that he's just bumming around Tel Aviv and leading Jace on. He may be dumber than Jace, arguably, but he is also probably less delusional. I hope...

It's quite remarkable that he's not dead or captured yet.
 
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Black Sonichu said:
Come on man, nothing bad is likely to happen to Eli, as long as he does not leap into Gaza or anything. It's pretty clear now that he's just bumming around Tel Aviv and leading Jace on. He may be dumber than Jace, arguably, but he is also probably less delusional. I hope...

It's quite remarkable that he's not dead or captured yet.
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Oh, I know Eli Superspy will just bumble around Tel Aviv until he's forced to go home - but I'm not going to be wasting much sympathy on him if he does manage to get himself injured. His safety depends on the forbearance of others and he acts like it's his birthright. Frankly, I think the only reason he's lasted this long is that no one takes him seriously.
 
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Varis said:
Eli somehow claims to be both black and white, while in his photos his skin is lighter than milk. Is he basically black because he has the "nigga attitude"?
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It comes with being white trash. His skin may look darker to him though since like our dear Commander he doesn't ever seem to take his sunglasses off so he may just assume he's not fully white.
 
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Personally, I think Tyce is worse than Eli. At least, with the intel about the two we have now. Eli's a moronic dipshit, but at least he hasn't pushed a wheelchair girl down the stairs or huffed Jenkim. Probably.
 
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Yeah that guys a hipster.

I just realized Eli interpreted the "what I'm doing with my life" as who he's having sex with...
 
Varis said:
Eli somehow claims to be both black and white, while in his photos his skin is lighter than milk. Is he basically black because he has the "nigga attitude"?
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At college I had a black classmate whose skin was white as snow, I guess because his heritage was part Irish (I think it was Irish? something stereotypically pasty-white at least, and I guess that blood ran strong). The shape of his features were distinctly that of a black person, though.

This is clearly not the case with Eli.
 
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