Operation Tupacalypse Operation Tupacalypse General Thread / Archive Thread

[OBAMATRON]

He's only had this twitter account for 9 days.
http://cwckiforums.com/members/icyplayboi69.2989/

 

[Thetan]

If Eli is staying in the ha yarkon hostel, what's he gonna do when he hits the 10 day stay limit?

Find himself a sugar daddy.

 

[The Hunter]

Not sure what's going on in this thread, all I know is I gotta get my fuck on.

Fuck you to the San Francisco police department, fuck you to the Marin County Sheriff department, fuck you to the FBI, fuck you to the CIA, fuck you to the B-U-S-H, fuck you to the AmeriKKKa, fuck you to all you redneck prejudice mother fuckers and fuck all y'all punk gay sensitive little dick bastards, Tupacalypse mother fuckin' NOW, y'all can kiss MY ass, and suck MY dick, and my uncle Tomas's BALLS. FUCK Y'ALL! Punks.

 

[waffle]

My mind is just blown by how much of a fucking retard Eli must be to have actually went to Isreal on a one way ticket to find Tupac and Al-Gamerfood when he wasn't even totally convinced it was all real. All of this knowing that his return trip was dependent on Jace and Tyce's assurances that they can "totally get enough money, bro" for a return ticket in two weeks. All of this in a country where he has no knowledge of the language or customs and no ability to make any money of his own.

Shit, most people would at least have the sense to go the US embassy or start working an illegal job for cash income to live/buy a ticket home or SOMETHING. But not Eli, he's just going to ramble about Tuapc and Gamerfood in English and play runescape on his cell phone while bitching at Jace.

Shit, if you're that desperate you walk to the docks and try and find a tramp freighter that's going to Europe. The trip would only be around $500 or less, the merchant officers all speak English and if Eli ends up in western Europe his chances of getting beheading by Islams or Krave-Mangoed to death by cops drops by almost 100%

 

[DeagleDad420]

He's only had this twitter account for 9 days.
http://cwckiforums.com/members/icyplayboi69.2989/

Yeah, I get the impression that Jace specifically made him get a Twitter just so he could give "updates on the mission" or whatever, especially because Jace seemed really keen on using it as a "tip line"; he made a bunch of tweets suggesting people send in tips, so he probably made Eli get an account specifically for those two reasons.

 

[Burned Man]

Yeah, I get the impression that Jace specifically made him get a Twitter just so he could give "updates on the mission" or whatever, especially because Jace seemed really keen on using it as a "tip line"; he made a bunch of tweets suggesting people send in tips, so he probably made Eli get an account specifically for those two reasons.

I love how often Jace refers to there being mission critical sensitive intel but everything Eli does is up on Twitter. How does Jace expect Eli to have the element of surprise on Al gamerfood when they are obviously watching these mission updates. Why do you think Eli is being constantly followed by those Muslims in yamakas?

 

[Thetan]

The latest.

 

[BillRiley]

The latest.

Spoiler

So this "Eli Da Playboy" is a two minute walk (two fucking minutes!) from a beach just chock-a-block full of vacationing European girls and he's going to sit in his hostel playing Runescape? Really? Fuck-a-duck! Did someone redefine the word "playboy" to mean 'dickless lazy-ass stoner kid who sits around playing dipshit games all day'?

 

[Varis]

Did someone redefine the word "playboy" to mean 'dickless lazy-ass stoner kid who sits around playing dipshit games all day'?

Alas.

 

[jogurt]

So this "Eli Da Playboy" is a two minute walk (two fucking minutes!) from a beach just chock-a-block full of vacationing European girls and he's going to sit in his hostel playing Runescape? Really? Fuck-a-duck! Did someone redefine the word "playboy" to mean 'dickless lazy-ass stoner kid who sits around playing dipshit games all day'?

Maybe he's not into jewish girls.
I googled "jewish girl bathing suit" and got these two results:

Spoiler

and

Spoiler: jewish girl 2

I could understand wanting to play Runescape instead.

That or "Playboy" is Nintendo's next Gameboy-killer.

 

[BillRiley]

Alas.

Oh! "Playboy" as in 'A boy who plays.' Yeah, that makes more sense.

 

[Optimus Prime]

Careful, it might be "false flag" tatics, such that now they're just saying he's in that room when in reality he's following up even more leads.

The question is just who is going to be fooled with this. The spectators (I.E. us), Al-GamerFood, or Jace in his refusal to believe Eli is doing jack shit?

 

[A-№1]

Yeah, I get the impression that Jace specifically made him get a Twitter

I keep asking myself how someone could be so stupid and pathetic IRL that Jace, of all people, can make them do anything. After that the whole Israel trip, the counting on Jace and Tyce to come up with a return ticket, is all just part of the inevitable roll downhill. Assuming it's not all a .

I don't know which is more sad: Jace, or someone who takes orders from Jace.

Maybe he's not into jewish girls.
I googled "jewish girl bathing suit" and got these two results:

You make some valid points.

However, I think you'll find your search results vastly improved search for "IDF girl bathing suit".

 

[jogurt]

I don't know which is more sad: Jace, or someone who takes orders from Jace.

Someone who takes orders from Tyce.

Tyce was in Special Education classes and rode the short bus to school. Did Jace do the same?

 

[DeagleDad420]

Tyce was in Special Education classes and rode the short bus to school. Did Jace do the same?

I think if he did, then Tyce would have definitely leaked that by now in his bid to defame Jace. That's just too perfect to not pass up. However, he did spent 6 years in Christian homeschooling and failed to get his GED, which is equally if not more embarrassing.

 

[jogurt]

He did 6 years of homeschooling? I thought he met Tyce in school. I guess those things aren't mutually exclusive.

 

[Thetan]

The plot thickens.....

 

[Jaimas]

A while ago, Jace had the great idea (and it was his own idea, hilariously enough!) to plan a "stealth mission" to Palestine. He believes that "Al-Gamerfood" has ties to Hamas and plans on investigating, by flying to Tel Aviv and "stealthing" into Palestine to find and assassinate the Prime Minister, Ismail Haniyah, thereby putting an end to this conflict. If you think I'm exaggerating any of this, you can read the prequel thread here, where he first laid out these insane plans. Mere days after he first posted these plans they were squashed by his older brother, Robert.

A few weeks later, he announced he was going to try again but needed to raise money for it, eventually discovering a loophole where Eli could apply for the Jewish Birthright program and get a free flight to Israel if he converted to Judaism. This is what they did.

Things to notice in the video:
-He has a nonlethal "incognito concealed weapon" that uses "ammo" of some sort. I'm seriously thinking it's an airsoft gun
-Jace is really paranoid and nervous
-Someone out there is stupid enough to risk torture, imprisonment and beheading for an XBox One, and Jace thinks this is an adequate form of payment and a fair deal
-There is a John Cena figure which seems to be pointing a gun at Eli
-Jace is waving a fucking spraypainted gun around an AIRPORT
-"how am I supposed to take out ragheads" - he's just as crazy as Jace
-Jace drinking Monster again
-Jace's inhaler
-He explicitly tells Eli to try to kill the Prime Minister
-"IcyPlayboi69"
-Tyce somehow convinced Eli to go along with this
-"TRUTH DOESN'T HAVE A JURISDICTION"
-Jace, Tyce, and Eli made a "business agreement". Guessing it involves Tyce's "easy money" schemes. It would make sense that Jace would be hesitant to agree to anything involving Tyce, so Tyce used Eli as leverage. Of course Tyce, being a sociopath, doesn't care that Eli will likely get beheaded overseas as a result.

All things considered, it's extremely likely that Eli will either:
-never make it past the TSA
-arrive in Israel and get arrested
-get beheaded by Hamas on LiveLeak

ESPECIALLY given that Jace had the amazing prescence of mind to threaten ISIS on Twitter mere days before the flight, laying out their plans and explicitly describing how Eli would "kill them".

This is, without exception the first time I have seen a Lolcow that was actively trying to earn a Darwin Award.

 

[Burned Man]

The plot thickens.....

I wonder where they got all secret mission details from? Hmmmm how could there be a leak in such an airtight operation.

 

[PsychicFish]

He did 6 years of homeschooling? I thought he met Tyce in school. I guess those things aren't mutually exclusive.

Jace explained it as being homeschooling, but more of a church thing than him being all alone taught by gail.

So it's quite possible that there were others being "homeschooled" along with him. I also got the impression it wasn't for all subjects, just those which their church deemed unsavory, so he still attended some classes at school.