Operation Tupacalypse Operation Tupacalypse General Thread / Archive Thread

[Zim]

The only bombshell that'll happen is when Eli finds out Jace can't get him home and tries to force him to commit suicide to protect the secrets of Deagle Nation.

 

[Duke Nukem]

The only bombshell that'll happen is when Eli finds out Jace can't get him home and tries to force him to commit suicide to protect the secrets of Deagle Nation.

I gotta admit, while Hamas and other similar groups have aimed Qassam rockets and artillery at Israeli cities, and rockets have even made it into Tel Aviv, it sure doesn't look like any kind of bomb crater I've ever seen.

I don't think Jace is going to buy him another ticket at this point.

 

[Varis]

Yeah, I'm not buying this anymore. Eli is just on vacation, and him and Tyce are milking Jace for more money. When this is over, he'll BUY himself an XBone.

Where is Tyce the mastermind, anyway?

 

[The Knife's Husbando]

Where is Tyce? I'm betting he's behind the curtain, laughing.

 

[axcel]

Yeah, I'm not buying this anymore. Eli is just on vacation, and him and Tyce are milking Jace for more money. When this is over, he'll BUY himself an XBone.

That's the thing: even if this were a plan to troll Jace, Eli is still in a warzone with no quickly available flight home.
Seems like a weird "vacation" to me.

 

[Andrew Noel Schaefer]

I DONT KNOW ELI

THAT LOOKS LIKE DECONSTRUCTION TO ME

 

[Optimus Prime]

I don't think Jace is going to buy him another ticket at this point.

Jace is going to get himself a ticket long before he can actually pay for Eli's trip home.

A police-issued ticket, of course. No way somebody in law enforcement doesn't know Jace is posting videos while driving with a suspended license at this point.

That's the thing: even if this were a plan to troll Jace, Eli is still in a warzone with no quickly available flight home.
Seems like a weird "vacation" to me.

Well, here's the thing: if we're assuming Eli is in fact on vacation and everything he's said so far is a lie, then we can't assume he doesn't have a ticket outta there anyway since IIRC the only two possible sources for that are Jace (who still thinks Eli is actually going to kill the former PM at this point in the scenario) and Eli (who in this scenario has been lying his ass off the whole time to Jace and so can't be trusted).

So, if Eli does already have a booked flight home, the only question is when. Provided the flight isn't canceled by now, of course, but using the "Advanced Warfare release" from the plane video since it's the only indicator of any estimated return, he may not be coming home until mid November at the earliest.

 

[copypaste]

I am quite confident that Eli has still not left the few blocks around Meir Garden, Tel Aviv. However, due to the low quality video footage this time, and the fact that construction sites= are subject to quick changes, I cannot pinpoint his exact location. However, I have a pretty good idea of where he is.



32.072402,34.771397

I think the angle I'm looking at it at on Google Streetview is wrong, I think he is actually recording from one of the alleys.

Another evidence that he's in the area are the benches.



By the way, the Hebrew word at both construction sites is just םכנה (sakkanah), "Danger!". Fitting for a crucial danger situation like this one.

 

[axcel]

Well, here's the thing: if we're assuming Eli is in fact on vacation and everything he's said so far is a lie

I wasn't referring to Eli's statements, I was referring to the fact that flights from Tel Aviv to the US where cancelled for a week due to explosions near the airport. That doesn't exactly sound like a nice vacation.

 

[Optimus Prime]

I wasn't referring to Eli's statements, I was referring to the fact that flights from Tel Aviv to the US where cancelled for a week due to explosions near the airport. That doesn't exactly sound like a nice vacation.

To be fair, deciding to go to a hotly engaged area at all doesn't sound like a nice vacation.

 

[Shrekolas Cage]

I'm curious. If Eli actually gets killed, what will happen to Jace?

 

[CatParty]

I'm curious. If Eli actually gets killed, what will happen to Jace?

Nothing

 

[bacterium]

He will feel bad for a minute. Then realize his share is permenantly larger.

 

[CWCissey]

I'm curious. If Eli actually gets killed, what will happen to Jace?

Dude, I'm glad that Eli, like, got his head cut off or whatever, he was a gay ass faggot who couldn't even find Tupac and now I don't have to get him an Xbone TAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

 

[CP123]

Despite Israel's precarious political situation, most governments and human rights organizations recognize the Israeli government's right to wage a brutal crackdown on Eli.

(All things considered, Tel Aviv is still pretty safe. If he gets in legal trouble, that would be great. But he's in very little physical danger.)

 

[BillRiley]

Despite Israel's precarious political situation, most governments and human rights organizations recognize the Israeli government's right to wage a brutal crackdown on Eli.

(All things considered, Tel Aviv is still pretty safe. If he gets in legal trouble, that would be great. But he's in very little physical danger.)

Congress just passed a bill by unanimous consent reaffirming Israel's right to defend itself against Eli and calling on Deagle Nation to condemn Eli's characterization of Israel as "gay."

In other news, Christian Weston Chandler was awarded an NEA grant.

 

[Jaimas]

I'm curious. If Eli actually gets killed, what will happen to Jace?

At best, Jace takes this as a sign that the demons in his head and the terrorists aligned with Al-Gamerfood are real.
At worst, any living family/associates of Eli react with prosecution.
In either case, relatively little is likely to happen at all to Jace directly, but indirectly, it could turn his whole future marine life upside-down.

 

[Burned Man]

At best, Jace takes this as a sign that the demons in his head and the terrorists aligned with Al-Gamerfood are real.
At worst, any living family/associates of Eli react with prosecution.
In either case, relatively little is likely to happen at all to Jace directly, but indirectly, it could turn his whole future marine life upside-down.

The ghosts that haunt him will continue to remind it is his fault but he won't understand that and try Kyle's salt method. I'm sure he would Blaze the bible for Eli and proceed to forget about him and find some other stupid shit to do. I doubt he would get criminal charges but I could see him being taken to civil court and losing all his money and material possessions.

 

[Optimus Prime]

The ghosts that haunt him will continue to remind it is his fault but he won't understand that and try Kyle's salt method. I'm sure he would Blaze the bible for Eli and proceed to forget about him and find some other stupid shit to do. I doubt he would get criminal charges but I could see him being taken to civil court and losing all his money and material possessions.

Given what we've already seen him do, if Jace doesn't eventually get himself killed by being an absolute moron who tells the wrong guy in the wrong side of town that he's got a gun and is willing to kill, he's going to get committed to an institution or something after the authorities can't figure out why he thinks Tupac is being held hostage by a guy not even in office anymore.

 

[waffle]

I doubt he would get criminal charges but I could see him being taken to civil court and losing all his money and material possessions.

I'm skeptical of this. What's your cause of action here? Unless Eli is under guardianship (not likely) or Jace somehow fraudulently induced him to go there's no way to sue Jace for this. From the sound of things Eli knew he didn't have a return ticket and things were sketchy as fuck.