Operation Tupacalypse Operation Tupacalypse General Thread / Archive Thread

[Optimus Prime]

Chris is not special. Chris is not a beautiful and unique snowflake. Chris is the same decaying organic matter as everything else. We're all part of the same compost heap. We're all singing, all dancing crap of the world.

No, no, no, I don't think you get me. That's not me saying Chris is an unplanned miracle, that's me quoting Chris on his perception of how he came to be.

He was an unplanned pregnancy because Bob didn't wear a condom on that night of drinking 33 years ago. Barb is the one who told Chris he was a "miracle" of some sort and not an idiot who ruined their lives by merely being conceived.

 

[KingofManga420]

Chris is not special. Chris is not a beautiful and unique snowflake. Chris is the same decaying organic matter as everything else. We're all part of the same compost heap. We're all singing, all dancing crap of the world.

2edgy fedoracore

 

[Kamen Rider Black RX]

I just wanted to use a Fight Club quote.

 

[KingofManga420]

I just wanted to use a Fight Club quote.

Shit, I'm sorry for being an uncultured idiot. It's late.

 

[Kamen Rider Black RX]

Fight Club is culture?

 

[XYZpdq]

Fight Club is culture?

It's got Meat Loaf in it.

 

[ParkourKitten91]

It's got Meat Loaf in it.

Actually yeah. At least I teach it in a holipolli film course. And Chuck's books are considered modern classics in a lot of circles.

And Meat Loaf is in it.

 

[Emperor's Champion]

I should probably finish watching fight club one day huh? I got a lot of movies I need to still watch

No one wants to watch movies with me.

 

[Optimus Prime]

So was there ever any response to him tweeting the US Embassy?

 

[Varis]

So was there ever any response to him tweeting the US Embassy?

No, that account does nothing but post and re-tweet news.

 

[Jaimas]

You think Jace would have trained Eli better:

With such potent educational tools at his disposal, there's no way he could lose!

 

[The Mass Debater]

You think Jace would have trained Eli better:

With such potent educational tools at his disposal, there's no way he could lose!

I didn't know Deagle Nation had it's own state religion. Clearly Eli has been spiritually wounded on the battlefield, Jace can't just leave a man behind like that!

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

So was there ever any response to him tweeting the US Embassy?

I'm sure there is a StateDepartmentDude420 keeping an eye on Eli

 

[Ahffline]

Assuming he didn't fail out of college, Eli's cutting things close if he's supposed to start the Fall Semester.
And seriously, where are his parents? Yes, the kid's the blunt knife in the block, but then again, maybe the proverbial apple didn't fall far from the proverbial tree?
This has crossed the line into Twilight Zone territory:

"Submitted for your approval: A young man struggles to prove his loyalty to his comrades-at-arms by taking a trip to a far-off land with a one-way ticket.
He knows he can't fail, but he forgot to look at the ticket. His destination isn't Israel.
It's the Twilight Zone.
Tahaaaaaa"

 

[Kamen Rider Black RX]

Eli isn't showing up on MA's missing persons list unless his name is Neo Babson Maximus.
http://www.mass.gov/eopss/law-enforce-and-cj/law-enforce/missing-and-wanted/missing-persons/

 

[That's Our Lolcow]

Eli isn't showing up on MA's missing persons list unless his name is Neo Babson Maximus.
http://www.mass.gov/eopss/law-enforce-and-cj/law-enforce/missing-and-wanted/missing-persons/

It would be MUCH easier to find more info if we knew his last name.

 

[Trombonista]

Has Eli eaten any falafel?

 

[CWCissey]

Has Eli eaten any falafel?

Eli's dead.

 

[Sammy]

Eli's dead.

Don't you say that! He's a highly trained stealth operative!

 

[PsychicFish]

Don't you say that! He's a highly trained stealth operative!

Highly trained, DEAD, stealth operative