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hurrhurrhurr said:
When my neighbor overdosed on xanax while coming down from a meth binge the obituary described his employment as a "handyman". So remember, "handyman" is obituary talk for "drug dealer" when writing it.
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Jace must be one hell of a... 'handyman'
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KingofManga420 said:
Jace must be one hell of a... 'handyman'
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That picture reminds me of the anti-drug campaigns of "X is not normal. But on meth, it is."

Really creepy.

But yeah I'm not holding out any kind of hope for Eli at this point.
 
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KingofManga420 said:
It's Tim Curry in Rocky Horror, lol.

We haven't gotten an update in how long? God...
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That's a cool movie, it's been a while. Oh well, guess he's completely out of Islams now and blowing old Jewish guys for chump change working on a kibbutz and starting a new, better life.
 
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From the available evidence it's likely Eli is having a good time. He's perfectly capable of whinging on Twitter if he's unhappy, which he isn't doing. He probably appreciates the freedom and change of scenery from his home environment.
What would be ironic would be if he wanted to stay in Israel, joined the IDF and actually became a true and honest soldier while his former commander sat around paying vidya and losing his hair.
 
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Absinthe said:
From the available evidence it's likely Eli is having a good time. He's perfectly capable of whinging on Twitter if he's unhappy, which he isn't doing. He probably appreciates the freedom and change of scenery from his home environment.
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Unless he lost his phone, or lost his charger, or lost a reliable source of electricity, lost WiFi, can't pay for his cellular... any of the innumerable situations that would result in twitter being inaccessible.

I'm not saying that that's what happened, my money is personally on him finally wising up (for lack of a better term) and taking all communication to DMs.
 
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Absinthe said:
From the available evidence it's likely Eli is having a good time. He's perfectly capable of whinging on Twitter if he's unhappy, which he isn't doing. He probably appreciates the freedom and change of scenery from his home environment.
What would be ironic would be if he wanted to stay in Israel, joined the IDF and actually became a true and honest soldier while his former commander sat around paying vidya and losing his hair.
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Now this, I would pay to see. AUGH YEAH
 
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Black Sonichu said:
That picture reminds me of the anti-drug campaigns of "X is not normal. But on meth, it is."

Really creepy.
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Don't get strung out by the way he looks. Seriously dude, don't judge a book by it's cover. I hear while you wouldn't think he was much of a man by how he goes about his day, but at night he's one hell of a lover. Man's just a sweet transvestite from the transsexual part of Transylvania.
 
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Varis said:
Eli is dead or lost in Israel and Jace is covering it up.

Repeat until Jace blurts out the truth.
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"I used to have lots of friends. Colby before he went to work for NASA, Tyce before he went to prison, Eli before he died in Israel. Now I'm just a 21 year old wounded retired veteran marine trying to survive in 2021"
 
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