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Operation Tupacalypse Operation Tupacalypse General Thread / Archive Thread
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Oh. SHIT.
I gotta see If I can find that pic I have of the bondage model in a Japanese-style rope corset made of DET cord.
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don't worry too much , I've long since realized that nothing I think of is original. It's all been done before.
Ok, we need to get this info to Jace after Eli returns safely back to base camp. Eli didn't even try to complete the mission, I don't want him to expect to get the xbone for doing such a shitty job.
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With Jace and Eli safely distracted by their mission to rescue Tupac, Dicksquad, in cooperation with Al Gamerfood, launch their new offensive to win the hearts and minds of the people of Japan.
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So according to my calculations, Eli is just bumbling around in Israel searching for a dead rapper while trying to kill a prime minister as well as some dude on the internet.
This is the greatest comedy ever made.
This is the greatest comedy ever made.
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SpedOps... I think we just found out the new name of this forum.
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Would it be worth adding numbers to the Jace heads? Just so we can keep track of the order, I mean.
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The video about Al-Gamerfood and being tailed sounds like Eli bullshitting just to please Jace. I really hope this means Eli isn't going to attempt to do shit.
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I wanted to see just how far he actually is from Gaza (or at least as close as he could get to it), so I punched in some geo sync co-ordinates on my spec op stealth satellite tracking system and totally didn't just look it up in Google Maps and here's what I got:
And if he somehow got a car:
And if he somehow got a car:
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In four days he has not left the same neighborhood, I doubt he's going to do anything.
I actually overestimated him earlier when trying to find the location of his latest video, assuming it would be at least marginally closer to Gaza. Nope, he traveled only two blocks in four days.
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So he's really just walking around and doing nothing Jace told him to do. Good.
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Eh, Israel is full of crazies who think they're biblical characters. After running into a dozen Moses' (Mosesi?), Jeremiahs and Solomons - Eli probably looks relatively normal.
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Yea he isn't doing ANYTHING! Hopefully Jace is smart enough to realize that the "muslims" Eli has been filming are simply jews and doesn't give in to peer pressure or buy him that xboxone.
...unless, this is another false flag. Eli filmed all these on the same day and while we are busy thinking that he's spending all day watching israeli TV, he's actually on a bus to the border..
...unless, this is another false flag. Eli filmed all these on the same day and while we are busy thinking that he's spending all day watching israeli TV, he's actually on a bus to the border..
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I bet you could get a good hustle going busking as legendary prophets in subways.
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In fact he has already saved Tupac and assassinated the prime minister they haven't found the body yet. This is all smoke screen and we fell for it. Eli will return a hero and Jace masterminded the whole thing, him being grounded was a ruse so we wouldn't see any classified details.
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Don't over think it. Eli's full of weapons grade balonium. He's a huge moron who might have pranked Jace into giving him an xbone.
Time will tell but I'm going with that for now.
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lol, it just occured to me that Eli took the mission briefing with him.. on the plane .. to israel.
If he gets stopped and searched for any reason at the airport - it's going to be hilarious.
If he gets stopped and searched for any reason at the airport - it's going to be hilarious.
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See, I think more drama and content will come from that. If Jace really didn't plan how to get Eli home then he'll probably buy Eli a plane ticket home and tell him that's where his payment went. Jace could refuse to give Eli the Xbox One because he didn't get any results which would piss off Eli and create more DN internal drama. Even better, Jace gives him the Xbox One and right after that someone manages to convince Jace how Eli did nothing up there but walk around a neighborhood. Jace gets pissed and we have another manhunt.
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Those are just names, that's like saying everyone named Mary thinks they gave birth to Jesus Christ.
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