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Black Sonichu said:
Since Jace hasn't remembered to buy Eli a ticket back home, I seriously doubt that is going to be a problem. Of course, he can always go to the US Embassy if all else fails, but I do not believe that is going to happen.
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The funny part is that if Eli was as every bit a secret agent badass that he and Jace claim he was, Eli actually would be Sam Fisher-ing his way onto an army C-130 right now with every intention of taking what Jace owes him...from Jace's flesh...
 
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Optimus Prime said:
The funny part is that if Eli was as every bit a secret agent badass that he and Jace claim he was, Eli actually would be Sam Fisher-ing his way onto an army C-130 right now with every intention of taking what Jace owes him...from Jace's flesh...
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Don't give him any ideas, now. Of course, then again, Eli would probably find a way even to fuck that up. It's crazy enough in my opinion that he even accepted this insane mission to begin with.
 
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Burned Man said:
"Ummmm Sorry Eli I dipped into your rescue fund so you are going to be there longer then planned. What don't get mad at me bitch I needed more Gamer Fuel because Tyce went full exceptional individual and ruined it all. My Mom kicked me out and I'm still trying to save you now get to Gaza or I'll leave you to die. Oh yeah check out these sick knives I bought for me and Tyce, Tahhaaaa yeah they are sick right. WOOOOWWWW Eli I'm commander Stryker you can't talk to me that way, I'm the commander I'm the commander I'm the..." How I figure the next Jace Eli call to go.
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On a scale of 1-10, how comprehensively fucked is Eli right now?

It sounds like 7, maybe 8.
 
Varis said:
Looked up some flights because I was bored. Eli could get home for under $700, but it would be a 50-hour trip with two layovers.
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Short of some sort of collective donation pool funded by all of us here I doubt that would happen. Even then we'd need proof it was going to him, not that I doubt anything, but just to make it official.
 
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Varis said:
Hell no, I'm not giving any money to these people. I still think this is a scam, somehow.
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I doubt that Jace and Eli are smart enough to think up an easy money deal of this scale all by themselves. Like hey, let's make them think you are marooned in Israel and get the internet to give money for a "plane ticket to get home."

Too sophisticated an idea for it to be believable.
 
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Black Sonichu said:
I doubt that Jace and Eli are smart enough to think up an easy money deal of this scale all by themselves. Like hey, let's make them think you are marooned in Israel and get the internet to give money for a "plane ticket to get home."
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Of course not. None of the boys have asked the internet for money, but people have suggested it of their own volition. I still think that Jace got scammed, but I have nothing to prove it.
 
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Varis said:
Of course not. None of the boys have asked the internet for money, but people have suggested it of their own volition. I still think that Jace got scammed, but I have nothing to prove it.
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You know, the simplest answer is typically the correct one. Tyce and Eli couldn't come up with this shit if they had weeks of prep time.
 
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KingofManga420 said:
You know, the simplest answer is typically the correct one. Tyce and Eli couldn't come up with this shit if they had weeks of prep time.
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True. I just can't believe that Eli is this calm while being stuck, alone, in a country where everyone speaks and writes in a language that he doesn't understand.
 
Varis said:
True. I just can't believe that Eli is this calm while being stuck, alone, in a country where everyone speaks and writes in a language that he doesn't understand.
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Yeah, I really don't blame you for not fully believing it. It's a really, really surreal type of fucked up... We haven't heard from him in a while though. If he's alive and in Tel Aviv, I really doubt he's calm since the rocket strikes on it every day.

I just can't believe its happening and it makes me laugh but feel fucked up for laughing, but I have my own morals so... I dunno. At the end of the day I steadfastly stand by that whatever happens, this dumbass voluntarily went to Israel. If he gets killed for being a moronic white-trash racist stoner then he's going to die how he lived.
 
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Seahorses said:
The tragedy is that he is friends with Jace.
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No, the tragedy is that Eli apparently agreed to go on this impossible operation to go kill an elected official (who has since been succeeded at his office), rescue Tupac (whose dead body is presumably still in the states in the complete opposite direction Eli went), and all for the promise of payment being a brand new X-box One.

Which costs less than the plane tickets Eli needed to get to Tel Aviv in the first place.

And you people are telling me Eli went to college?
 
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