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[Morbid Boredom]

I had an OK Cupid profile but I deleted after I met the crazy SJW girl, so I would look for it but I don't feel like signing up at that site.

Eli must have the least informative profile on the site. I was looking for way too long and found nothing.

 

[Hyperion]

20 bucks says Eli already put it in that sluts butt.

 

[Morbid Boredom]

20 bucks says Eli already put it in that sluts butt.

Before he left, you mean?
Judging from their exchange, she doesn't sound interested and Eli is imagining things.

 

[Hyperion]

Oh right. He's "still in Israel"

How could I forget?

 

[Morbid Boredom]

Oh right. He's "still in Israel"

How could I forget?

Meek Chris went to Ohio. Imagine the depths of stupidity an aggressive fool can manage.

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

Before he left, you mean?
Judging from their exchange, she doesn't sound interested and Eli is imagining things.

I think that's how most of his interactions with women go. Except he remembers it differently when he's telling Jace and Tyce all the dirty details that didn't happen.

 

[KatsuKitty]

20 bucks says Eli already put it in that sluts butt.

I dunno, she looks like a normal girl with standards, so nope.

 

[Duke Nukem]

I dunno, she looks like a normal girl with standards, so nope.

And if all else fails, there's always Juggalo girls.

 

[KingofManga420]

And if all else fails, there's always Juggalo girls.

Juggalos aren't people. Unless Eli is into fucking a lower species than him... He'll take what he can get I guess.

 

[XYZpdq]

Yeah I'm pretty sure Juggalettes count as sped girls.

 

[Morbid Boredom]

Yeah I'm pretty sure Juggalettes count as sped girls.

Hey! That is unfair!
Look at this TRUE and HONEST love between two people who make good life choices.

 

[ParkourKitten91]

Yeah I'm pretty sure Juggalettes count as sped girls.

When you're 16 it seems like a good choice.

 

[XYZpdq]

Hey! That is unfair!
Look at this TRUE and HONEST love between two people who make good life choices.

One of the videos that came up for me after that finished was about removing ticks from people.

 

[Duke Nukem]

Juggalos aren't people. Unless Eli is into fucking a lower species than him... He'll take what he can get I guess.

But King, Eli IS a Juggalo...I think.

 

[NeetBoy]

I hope she doesn't give up on him too early. There's always a chance she likes Nickelback, in that case she might have stumbled across a goldmine!

 

[The Dude]

I hope she doesn't give up on him too early. There's always a chance she likes Nickelback, in that case she might have stumbled across a goldmine!

It's hard to keep a relationship together when your man is "deployed".

 

[NeetBoy]

It's hard to keep a relationship together when your man is "deployed".

It can be done. They could start with sending each other 20 second long video clips where they walk around random city blocks rambling incoherently every two days or so.

 

[Burned Man]

It's hard to keep a relationship together when your man is "deployed".

That's one Dear John letter I would like to see. I could also see Eli having the Commander deliver a letter to her in the event of his heroic demise in the glorious service of his nation.

 

[Dutchbash]

So did you guys find his OKC?

Link or screencaps please

 

[Shadow Fox]

Hey! That is unfair!
Look at this TRUE and HONEST love between two people who make good life choices.

There was no "barf" rating so I gave you a "feels" instead

I hope this is acceptable

The cameraman's expression, omg