Oscars 2023

It's Spielberg making a movie about his childhood. Of course it's aggressively Jewish, just like it was when Woody Allen did the same thing.

Pleased Maverick is in the running - it's great, it really is, and it's also a miracle it's as great as it is. Elvis was far too ADHD for me, but the lead guy was very good. The Banshees of Inisherin is also very strong, but if they're going to go bleak they'll go for All Quiet On The Western Front instead. Tár is impressive, but not the sort of thing that wins, and I think other films on the list are better. Cate Blanchett in it is the only real challenge to Michelle Yeoh for Best Actress, though - not that I've seen the other three, but if there's one award I'd be most certain about, it's that one, and it's very deserved. I'm hoping Everything Everywhere All At Once does really well, but I've only seen half the films, and The Fabelmans does have that 'film about films, film-making and filmgoing' thing going for it. Almost surprised they didn't nominate Babylon or Empire of Light for that reason - but to be fair, Babylon is only great for half of it, and then turns to shit.

The ceremony doesn't matter, especially after the last couple of years, but the Oscars themselves are still important. Frequently wrong, sure, another Hollywood wankfest, sure. But when any of these winners die, that's the title - '[x], Oscar Winner, Dead at [y].' They have influence, which isn't good but is true. If you can say one thing about the Will Smith slap, though, it's probably put a full stop to the black pandering they've done for the last two years, especially the ones after the Summer of Love. Their diversity has always been far more liberal anyway, where it counts just as much if the winner/nominee is asian, latino or really just foreign in any way, not just Bipoc pandering that has been the demand recently.

As a side-note, there's a really good scene at the start of Tár where Cate Blanchett's character is teaching, and this black guy who calls himself a pangender BIPOC says he doesn't like dead cis white guys like Bach, and she spends the next five minutes schooling him on his presentism and hypocrisy (not using those words) until he calls her a fucking bitch and storms out. It's a great representation of every 'discussion' you've ever had with an idpol-obsessed moron, from the starting condescending superiority, to the lack of facts to back anything up, to the flouncing and insults when their bullshit is exposed, and it's highly satisfying.
The Banshees of Inisherin isn't bleak, it's sad in parts but it's also insanely funny. It's about friendship, isolation and how small things really matter. The theme of the story is that Padraic is a good bloke that you'd be lucky to have as a friend, and the faux intellectual Colm who didn't even know that Mozart lived in the 18th not 17th century was the source of all his own problems.

I hope All Quiet On The Western Front is told to fuck off, I don't know if you've been following German cinema over the last 10 years, but the idea that they're the real victims of the 20th century is a recurring theme. The self pity is so bad they even fucked up the 2nd season of Barbarians after Netflix went out on a limb for the Kraut bastards.
 
I hope All Quiet On The Western Front is told to fuck off, I don't know if you've been following German cinema over the last 10 years, but the idea that they're the real victims of the 20th century is a recurring theme. The self pity is so bad they even fucked up the 2nd season of Barbarians after Netflix went out on a limb for the Kraut bastards.
not even germans watch german cinema. dunno if there suddenly developed a MUH VICTIM angle since then, because for the last few decades it was all about self-flagellation and inherited guilt.
 
not even germans watch german cinema. dunno if there suddenly developed a MUH VICTIM angle since then, because for the last few decades it was all about self-flagellation and inherited guilt.
But what would make 60s era French cinema?
 
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They got one of the whitest guys on television to host it. Guess they don't want another monkey fight
Actually, there were three hosts last year. But funny you should mention it:

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Actually, there were three hosts last year. But funny you should mention it:

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Hard to do that when no one will willingly tune in or stream it when no one really watches his late night show like that. Even with his writers, no one will blink twice of seeing Kimmel pretending to laugh at his own jokes while playing a bit on wanting to slap someone that’s bigger than Will Smith.
 
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One thing is sure, next years Oscars ratings will be more lower.
Currently, this years Oscars looks and sounds like it won’t even be used for background noise in your home. The amount of hype they have for this almost looks dead when looking at the commercials for it.
 
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I really hope "all quiet on the western front" does not win.
It was an ok movie but it was a terrible adapation of a great book.
Except it did, back in 1931 for the Best Picture of 1930, and that was a great movie. I doubt that the Academy would ever let the new 2022 remake take home the award anytime soon.
 
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