Thing is traditionally the Oscars seem to only hire Billy Crystal and Jimmy Kimmel as hosts for some reason. I would like it if they were more risky with their host choices to make it more interesting.
Another of Emelia Pérez's crimes is that it casted past their primes busted up Zoe Saldana and Selena Gomez.
Darren Aronofsky needs to get to work on THE WHORE
Russell Greer would like a word with you.
He was too good for the entitled bastards.
It's kind of a romcom, at least the first part. But most of the comedy is in the second part when the Armenian workers (and one Russian guy) of the oligarch-parents of the kid that married the hooker show up and attempt to capture the hooker so that they can force-anull the marriage. It's like 15-20 minutes of these four men (three of them big guys) trying to catch and restrain this tiny chick without harming her in the process, and the hooker absolutely fucking them up.
I saw some of Gascón's damaging social media posts. The troon blasphemed, besmirching the name of St. George Floyd. Heretics must be punished. Gascón would've won otherwise.
That and THE BUM, about the truth of how homeless people are mostly awful pieces of shit. Doug Walker could make his Hollywood debut in the titular role.
If only we destigmatized muh sex work. Then hookers would be normal suburban soccer moms, Johns would be harmless regular guys instead of creeps like Russel, and Russ himself would be awarded a million blowjobs from Taylor Swift by the US Supreme Court.
"Fuck it nominate the troon in 13 categories, according to law of averages he'll win at least one!"
Sounds like Home Alone.
Like the Brazzers porn parody of Home Alone when you think about it.
Do you think Margaret Qualley being the "younger self" kinda diminished her role in The Substance too?
NOOOO ONE BRICKS LIKE GASHON
emilia perez was the meme movie where they did a musical about giving the tranny gender affirming surgery.
