Oscars 2025

[Ashamed of Yourself]

Adrian Brody is also dating the mother of Harvey Weinstein's kids, Georgina Chapman.



Love seeing Isabella Rossellini in blue velvet for David Lynch.

 

[Terrorist]

I hadn't even heard of it. It sounds like that Julie Roberts 'hooker with a heart of gold' but not a romcom. Pretty Woman thing.

Pretty Woman was such a hokey piece of crap. Is there any “Hooker with a heart of gold” story that isn’t? For once I’d like a movie where the hooker is a disgusting scumfuck drug addict like most of them are IRL.

 

[Crunchy Bone Sandwich]

I dunno, can you guess which two of these are men? im having trouble...

 

[Mmemes]

Honestly the only thing I cared about was whether or not Conan was funny. I'm glad to see he was.

If they hired more hosts who are actually funny, they'd be watchable.

Thing is traditionally the Oscars seem to only hire Billy Crystal and Jimmy Kimmel as hosts for some reason. I would like it if they were more risky with their host choices to make it more interesting.

I dunno, can you guess which two of these are men? im having trouble...
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Another of Emelia Pérez's crimes is that it casted past their primes busted up Zoe Saldana and Selena Gomez.

 

[Justin Igger]

Pretty Woman was such a hokey piece of crap. Is there any “Hooker with a heart of gold” story that isn’t? For once I’d like a movie where the hooker is a disgusting scumfuck crack addict like most of them are IRL.

Darren Aronofsky needs to get to work on THE WHORE

 

[Peanut Butter Trails]

Pretty Woman was such a hokey piece of crap. Is there any “Hooker with a heart of gold” story that isn’t? For once I’d like a movie where the hooker is a disgusting scumfuck drug addict like most of them are IRL.

Russell Greer would like a word with you.

 

[Thumb Butler]

Correct me if I missed it but shamefully they did nothing to honour David Lynch

He was too good for the entitled bastards.

 

[beautiful person]

I hadn't even heard of it. It sounds like that Julie Roberts 'hooker with a heart of gold' but not a romcom. Pretty Woman thing.

It's kind of a romcom, at least the first part. But most of the comedy is in the second part when the Armenian workers (and one Russian guy) of the oligarch-parents of the kid that married the hooker show up and attempt to capture the hooker so that they can force-anull the marriage. It's like 15-20 minutes of these four men (three of them big guys) trying to catch and restrain this tiny chick without harming her in the process, and the hooker absolutely fucking them up.

Idk, it's more of a dark comedy, I guess.

 

[AllieKat]

The only good hooker film

Absolute cinema

 

[The Internet Dick]

really just a sign that troon influence is hemorraghing. they definitely intended to give him best actress.

I saw some of Gascón's damaging social media posts. The troon blasphemed, besmirching the name of St. George Floyd. Heretics must be punished. Gascón would've won otherwise.

 

[Terrorist]

Darren Aronofsky needs to get to work on THE WHORE

That and THE BUM, about the truth of how homeless people are mostly awful pieces of shit. Doug Walker could make his Hollywood debut in the titular role.

Russell Greer would like a word with you.

If only we destigmatized muh sex work. Then hookers would be normal suburban soccer moms, Johns would be harmless regular guys instead of creeps like Russel, and Russ himself would be awarded a million blowjobs from Taylor Swift by the US Supreme Court.

 

[Glowie]

KARLA LOST TO MS. ANORA HERSELF

IT'S JOEVER, EMILIA PEREZ'S 13 OSCAR NOMINATIONS? MORE LIKE ZOE SALDANA TAKES EVERYTHING SHE CAN FROM THAT SHIT SHOW

In all seriousness, Demi Moore would've also been great, but Mikey gave a good performance

"Fuck it nominate the troon in 13 categories, according to law of averages he'll win at least one!"

 

[Mmemes]

I'm still kinda surprised the PEENUS TO VIRGINA movie didn't sweep after all?

 

[Prester John]

It's like 15-20 minutes of these four men (three of them big guys) trying to catch and restrain this tiny chick without harming her in the process, and the hooker absolutely fucking them up.

Sounds like Home Alone.

 

[Reddit is Malding]

mickey madison fully deserved it, and i won money betting on her to win best actress and for anora to win best picture
demi moore was just too corny in an overly simplistic body horror flick

 

[Mmemes]

Sounds like Home Alone.

Like the Brazzers porn parody of Home Alone when you think about it.

 

[Law]

More like Karla Sofía Brickhón

 

[Mmemes]

mikey madison fully deserved it, and i won money betting on her to win best actress and for anora to win best picture
demi moore was just too corny in an overly simplistic body horror flick

Do you think Margaret Qualley being the "younger self" kinda diminished her role in The Substance too?

 

[Mmemes]

More like Karla Sofía Brickhón

NOOOO ONE BRICKS LIKE GASHON
NO ONE TRICKS LIKE GASHON

 

[FootballBuff]

Hopefully this is indicative of the future fate of wokeness in our society. Simple lip service paid to the degenerates, faggots and brown people so they dont kick up too much of a stink like back when they nominated actually good movies for best picture.