Palworld - Everything you have ever wanted from a Pokemon game

Got it down to one just to watch a syndicate faggot spawn in and shoot it in the face.
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Took an hour, and had a job interview right after that. I can still see the ultra sphere in my mind with a 75% chance about to hit it before it went limp. Actually fucked me up.
 
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It reminds me more of Dragon Quest Monsters honestly.
I haven’t played but have been looking at DQM for a while. The Autism that is the breeding there may push me into it (once I‘m off my Palworld kick, that is).

For reference Digimon DS games have Jogress/DNA Digivolution, which allows you to merge two together and get a different result (or combine unwanted Digimon with an incompatible one to power the primary Digimon up). Every Digimon has some amount of Jogress/Digivolution options, meaning that you can go from say Biyomon to Agumon, or almost anywhere else.

Biyomon > Birdramon > Garudamon > Gryphomon + Toucanmon = Dorugamon > Dorugreymon + Magnamon = Alphamon + Dorugreymon = Magnamon > Veemon > ExVeemon + Stingmon = Paildramon > ImperialdramonFM + Omnimon = ImperialdramonPM + Omnimon = Omnimon + MetalGarurumon = WarGreymon > MetalGreymon > Greymon > Agumon

Which, while interesting is mostly useless in-and-of itself, except that using this almost any Digimon is able to learn almost any move in the game. However due to static passives and the ability to make *all* Digimon max out their stats leads to a very grindy experience for not much reward, which is a shame.

Sadly you can only ever get a pal between the parents. So to get all pals with just 2 starting ones you'd need chikipi and the legendary dragon, I think
Chikipi and Blazamut, which is still a massive PITA.
 
For reference Digimon DS games have Jogress/DNA Digivolution, which allows you to merge two together and get a different result (or combine unwanted Digimon with an incompatible one to power the primary Digimon up). Every Digimon has some amount of Jogress/Digivolution options, meaning that you can go from say Biyomon to Agumon, or almost anywhere else.
Great, now I wanna complete cyber sleuth again...
Chikipi and Blazamut, which is still a massive PITA.
Huh, I could've sworn ive read something about jetragon only ever being gotten from jetragon + jetragon breeding which made me assume that that one was at the very end.
 
I caught a giga nigga Cattiva too. He would be intimating, standing about a head above my character, if he wasn't the chillest dude on my base. He helps manufacture my many weapons of war.
I named my giant Cattiva "Big Mama" because she's a boss-ass bitch. I love the Cattiva >83 face.

Not that she's strong, but she's large and in my mind, in charge.
 
Since everyone else is posting their boys, I suppose I will.

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I was trying to get Hooligan on her too, but a man can only bake so many cakes before he loses his mind. Her Jumping Claw does something like 3k damage and absolutely shreds most things that don't utterly outlevel her by several magnitudes. I might eventually decide to have her go back to breeding (since apparently Retard Squisher Ranks can be passed down), but for now she's really doing good work.

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I accidentally created this crazy motherfucker in my first breeding outing. Guy is an insane mount and he's pretty cute. Haven't decided if I'm going to keep him around or "upgrade" him to the Aqua variant, but I love him.
 
There's something so cathartic about running around as an obese bald black man, divebombing from the sky and blasting cartoon creatures with a comically oversized gat all the way. Get aggressive with me while I'm catching Foxsparks, Mr. Rushboar, and you're gonna learn I have the power of God, and all I have to do is pull a trigger.

I am thoroughly enjoying this game.
When the devs added guns, they said "Americans like ugly characters and guns, lets add those" and they did not know how right they were.
had intended to catch many vixy and throw them into the condenser so I can get mega balls farmed (idgaf about sphere naming) but then I rode a wolf and circle strafed a mammoth, wittling it down with gunfire and wolf attacks till I could get it into a ball. The combat along with dodge mechanics is a tighter than I expected. Having dodged attacks that completely whiff past me.
Heads up, condensed vixies don't drop higher tier balls, just more low tier balls. I condense my livestock for more produce this way. Anyone know of any wheat farming pals like caprity?
 
When the devs added guns, they said "Americans like ugly characters and guns, lets add those" and they did not know how right they were.

Heads up, condensed vixies don't drop higher tier balls, just more low tier balls. I condense my livestock for more produce this way. Anyone know of any wheat farming pals like caprity?
Vixies start dropping mega spheres once they reach 3 star condensing. At 4 star its pretty much all they drop.
 
Great, now I wanna complete cyber sleuth again...
I feel that, I feel like fucking around with Dusk/Dawn again. Which are Jogress lines like what I described above in DSCS? I could never find clear confirmation on that.
Huh, I could've sworn ive read something about jetragon only ever being gotten from jetragon + jetragon breeding which made me assume that that one was at the very end.
You can see all breeding combos with this sheet. Which apparently they just updated to include an IV calc, which, : wow : I was not expecting this game to have IVs as well.

Anyway, yeah all the breeding combos that can only result in themselves are Chikipi/Chikipi and Jetdragon/Jetdragon. Everything else can be chained into in some form.


Damn it I thought the game was gay as fuck but seeing how much salt it has cultivated in different communities maybe I'll give it a try these days. If that many people are seething about it I should at the very least see what's up lol
Pirate before you buy it, especially if you’re new to ARK-like survival games.
 
Yet Another PSA: do not quit the game at Duneshelter. You will load underneath it and get stuck unless you have a supersized mount which would allow you to clip through terrain upon dismounting.
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There’s a “respawn”option in the menu that will insta-kill you and let you respawn at your base/starting areas. It’s even specifically marked for if you get glitched in the ground.
 
I dismantled my first base, moved it over to the beach area directly west of the starting point, and turned it into a decent farm/rare item vault. I've also moved all of my found schematics over to my mining/production base.
My mouse commands are in Japanese for some reason but I don't think thats a big deal. I'm just glad they mostly fixed breeding.

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I've had the same issue and I use an Xbox controller, funnily enough it's only affecting the Pal Sphere's cancel command
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Oh God, they fucking do. They fucked it up with this patch. :stress:
Shit, that's gonna make farming dungeons a pain in the ass. Here's hoping Poketpair pushes a fix ASAP.
 
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