Paper Mario Series

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Which Paper Mario Game is your Favorite?

  • Paper Mario

    Votes: 165 23.0%
  • Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door

    Votes: 345 48.1%
  • Super Paper Mario

    Votes: 121 16.9%
  • Paper Mario: Sticker Star

    Votes: 19 2.6%
  • Paper Mario Color Splash

    Votes: 9 1.3%
  • They're all good imo

    Votes: 59 8.2%

  • Total voters
    718
I better not see the censors lay a finger on this iconic line
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Local puppet sperg makes a video on why 30fps is perfectly fine for a remake of a game that had 60 on inferior hardware is perfectly okay
I don't care what the reason is, there is no excuse for any modern game to be running at 30fps, especially paper mario, not even 40 which is the ideal sweet spot if 60 isn't possible but instead just a measly 30
Arlo has always been autistic. Especially with Paper Mario. What a muppet, literally.
 
It will never not be hilarious to watch the retards sperg over overpriced graphics cards and frame rates when its literally a case of diminishing returns after 120 FPS.
Ironically the biggest spergs are probs the ones whining about muh framerate cos bigger number = better (I'm not fucking kidding), if not then they're the uber "normie" retards who want the most pricey beefiest PCs and to show off with their 9000 FPS.
We need more games that are locked at 30 FPS just to piss off more spergs ROFLMAO.

Anyways to get back on topic if this isn't the ultimate proof the Switch is a massive overrated piece of eternal dogshit then I don't know what is. The Wii U was infinitely better than this plastic brick. Hurt a nintendrone's feefee today by emulating TOTK. :sighduck:
>asking for a game to run as it did in the original means you're an autistic sperg who should settle for les-ACK!
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Dilate, both of you
 
The reason for the shitty framerate is that they're reusing the engine for Color Splash, Origami King.. Honestly a shame.

I don't know if anyone has mentioned it yet but the banjo/undertale talk sound is fucking unbelievable. Some of them sound so bad. It sounds autistic but when you're a kid it's fun to imagine the characters' voices, now it's all thrown out the window.

Gay.
 
>They not REALLY censoring it, they're just changing dialogue in an old game for politically-motivated reasons so it lines up with Current Year standards as opposed to the standards of when it was originally released!
>And it's only certain things so it doesn't count!
>And those changes needed to be made anyway (and that's a good thing)!
>People didn't care about the dialogue anyway (even though the one thing people wouldn't shut up about for years besides the battle system was how much better the writing used to be) so who cares?
>Don't criticize, just consoom!

The reason for the shitty framerate is that they're reusing the engine for Color Splash, Origami King.. Honestly a shame.
For what it's worth, Origami King got a 60 FPS mod on day 1.
 
I don't know if anyone has mentioned it yet but the banjo/undertale talk sound is fucking unbelievable. Some of them sound so bad. It sounds autistic but when you're a kid it's fun to imagine the characters' voices, now it's all thrown out the window.
I won't deny when I played Super Paper Mario, I always did find the textspeech sfx mildly grating since it sounded like stirring a pot of legos everytime they spoke.
But compared to Goombella's (and unfortunately, probably other characters as well) speech, the SPM text sounds soothing than clown horn-bella.
 
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It doesn't bother me, the fps. Tales of Symphonia however it did at first but I got used to it.

Can I just say, Madame Flurrie was a fucking beast in the original. Ironically she and Ms Mowz can demolish enemies with high defense. Hopefully they don't fuck it up.

I'm loving the lighting designs. The arena now looks like a legit wrestling arena. I'm curious how the Shadow Queen will look. She wasn't really papery in the original. I assume she'll have more dark fog around her.
 
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>They not REALLY censoring it, they're just changing dialogue in an old game for politically-motivated reasons so it lines up with Current Year standards as opposed to the standards of when it was originally released!
>And it's only certain things so it doesn't count!
>And those changes needed to be made anyway (and that's a good thing)!
>People didn't care about the dialogue anyway (even though the one thing people wouldn't shut up about for years besides the battle system was how much better the writing used to be) so who cares?
>Don't criticize, just consoom!


For what it's worth, Origami King got a 60 FPS mod on day 1.
I don't know what bothers me more about the thumbnail, the Beldam with the freaky angry eyes plastered on her face (and probably following a Twitter trend where the evil transphobes are called out with pics of her) or Mario from the first Paper Mario game.
 
Can I just say, Madame Flurrie was a fucking beast in the original. Ironically she and Ms Mowz can demolish enemies with high defense. Hopefully they don't fuck it up.
Funnily enough, Ms. Mowz is widely considered to be the least viable partner.
I don't know what bothers me more about the thumbnail, the Beldam with the freaky angry eyes plastered on her face (and probably following a Twitter trend where the evil transphobes are called out with pics of her) or Mario from the first Paper Mario game.
The video creator (and a lot of other of other Nintendo YouTubers) can’t fathom the idea that when fans were asking for a remake of a beloved game, one of the expectations was that it wouldn’t be a bastardized, worse version of the original.
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>asking for a game to run as it did in the original means you're an autistic sperg who should settle for les-ACK!
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Dilate, both of you
Quote exactly where either of us said anything remotely like this.

literally the retard I was replying to said
I don't care what the reason is, there is no excuse for any modern game to be running at 30fps, not even 40 which is the ideal sweet spot if 60 isn't possible but instead just a measly 30
and this is exactly what I was attacking, if you want 60 FPS on all your modern games and think it's a literal warcrime the game is locked under 60 you're either a sperg or a goober gamer who needs to touch grass, maybe both. Simple as that.

Just emulate the game if you care so much, Nintendo doesn't. :smug: They even censored shit that shouldn't have been censored.
 
and this is exactly what I was attacking, if you want 60 FPS on all your modern games and think it's a literal warcrime the game is locked under 60 you're either a sperg or a goober gamer who needs to touch grass, maybe both. Simple as that.
I really don't get what your hostility is with me, I just simply said I think it's ridiculous for a remake of a game to run worse than the original, I can live with 30FPS I play retro shit all the time so i'm used to it, I just think it's stupid and inexcusable for a game like paper mario to run worse because there is no logical reason, no more no less
 
>They not REALLY censoring it, they're just changing dialogue in an old game for politically-motivated reasons so it lines up with Current Year standards as opposed to the standards of when it was originally released!
>And it's only certain things so it doesn't count!
>And those changes needed to be made anyway (and that's a good thing)!
>People didn't care about the dialogue anyway (even though the one thing people wouldn't shut up about for years besides the battle system was how much better the writing used to be) so who cares?
>Don't criticize, just consoom!


For what it's worth, Origami King got a 60 FPS mod on day 1.
What's the like/dislike ratio looking like for this shit?
 
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