Paranormal phenomena you HOPE are real?

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Aliens!

I always get terrified of the thought of bad invisible ayylmaos watching me in my closet or through my windows, but having relatively friendly ayylmaos would be awesome. How cool would it be to have your own little First Contact and get regularly visited by extraterrestrials that just want to pluck out some nose hairs or harvest my seed or whatever, and then they give me forbidden alien knowledge?

I also think telepathy or astral projection would be fantastic. Being able to directly send and receive brainwaves to communicate ideas or travelling through the Shadow Realm would be endlessly entertaining. I could shitpost at the speed of thought and BE a sleep paralysis demon!
 
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Visitation dreams are real, as they prove the existence of souls in the first place. Anyone who has ever experienced a visitation dream from a dead loved one is all too familiar with how different it feels from any run of the mill dream.

I’ve had a few in the past decade, and they’re always taking place either on a mountain climb (where there’s a huge beam of light from the peak) or at a cottage, castle or palace in the middle of a forest, where the water is cleaner than anything on earth.

It’s a type of dream where you take one, albeit brief, step into the afterlife. Think of it as a preview as to what’s to come.
 
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Shart Attack said:
I want to believe the g-spot is real and that someday I'll find it.

More seriously, I hope some kind of reincarnation is real. I don't think it is, but I hope it is. I don't believe in an afterlife, but I hate the thought of my existence just switching off forever one day. Allowing myself to hope some new existence awaits us after death lessens my existential dread a little.
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The ghost spot?
 
Schwarzwald said:
I want my house to be haunted by 20-something sexy ghost girl French maids who clean up while I'm at work for free and otherwise don't bother me whatsoever.
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Wouldn't you want a blow job like the scene from Ghost Busters?
 
It would be cool if the spirits of the dead could influence stuff like the weather. Unfortunately the closest you can get to that is some cheap ouija board that never works. Even though it isn't true, sometimes I like to be superstitious about certain dates just for fun.
 
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Agitated Gerbil said:
Leprechauns. I'd love to steal a leprechaun's pot of gold and his anal virginity.
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Is there no such thing as a female leprechaun?

Would you dare catch her Lucky Charms?

Kiwisee said:
Visitation dreams are real, as they prove the existence of souls in the first place. Anyone who has ever experienced a visitation dream from a dead loved one is all too familiar with how different it feels from any run of the mill dream.

I’ve had a few in the past decade, and they’re always taking place either on a mountain climb (where there’s a huge beam of light from the peak) or at a cottage, castle or palace in the middle of a forest, where the water is cleaner than anything on earth.

It’s a type of dream where you take one, albeit brief, step into the afterlife. Think of it as a preview as to what’s to come.
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My dad died recently and oddly, ever since he did, he's been showing up in my dreams a lot.

The most recent one, I was going to the kitchen in my house (on the way I have to pass the front door) and dad was there with his back to me and the door was open. "Oh, he just got home from work" I thought, then tried to tell him he left the door open. Outside it was black. I assumed it was night but for some reason I started to get worried about an intruder, or him letting in the cold. It was also weird that dad was with his back to me and I never saw his face. And I remember feeling like I was being sucked towards the blackness beyond the door.

Then I woke up. My first thought was to actually check the door in case it really was just hanging open (it wasn't). Wasn't sure what to make of the dream otherwise.
 
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Agreeably4263 said:
Dan akroyd's ghost blowjob
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“ECTOPLASOOOM”
Male Idiot said:
Most of it.

Aliens, bigfoot, gods and Jesus, leprechauns and ghosts.

All would make this world less dull and tiresome.

Maybe not the giant monsters.
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”life is rich for those who believe“
Doublefrag said:
Succubus summoning
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from what I’ve heard it all happens in dreams
Anti Drug Cuban War Hero said:
It would be cool if the spirits of the dead could influence stuff like the weather. Unfortunately the closest you can get to that is some cheap ouija board that never works. Even though it isn't true, sometimes I like to be superstitious about certain dates just for fun.
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ouija is a parlor game, it was made for fun. I did once think it would be cool for it to not rain so I read a good weather spell as a joke but it actually worked october was dry as a bone and It really did change my outlook on life
 
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Male Idiot said:
Maybe not the giant monsters.
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But if there were giant monsters then you could be a total badass and slay them. I'd want giant monsters and vampires. Make the world have some glory and instill even more fear from the wilderness and dark nights outside of nigger-ridden hellholes.
 
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Natural deities, machine spirits, etc. Ted wrote that when you encounter resistance to the natural world, it's not your fault and the natural state is blameless:
69. It is true that primitive man is powerless against some of the things that threaten him; disease for example. But he can accept the risk of disease stoically. It is part of the nature of things, it is no one’s fault, unless it is the fault of some imaginary, impersonal demon.
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I wish that that "impersonal demon" were real and he had a PO box for me to mail angery letters to. Even beyond threats to the modern individual that tend to be MAN-MADE, they are not the results of chance but are IMPOSED on me by other forces who do not even make decisions; I as an individual, am unable to influence that. Consequently I feel frustrated, humiliated and angry. When I lose my shit and kick my bike for throwing a spoke, I want it to feel it.
Radiaux said:
Vampires, vampires are cool as shit.
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