Burned Docs Parenting Class

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MysticMisty said:
That child is Chris. He asked those questions to Barb 'n Bob, note how they both signed the last page. I have no idea who mostly answered the questions, though my hunch is Barb did.
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Are you implying Chris got his mother to do his highschool homework? That's a pretty farfetched accusation.
 
I had a hard time reading Chris' cursive. His printing is easier to read.

I think this had to do in part with the weird way he holds his pens as we saw in his drawing video.
 
CWC said:
Smoking causes the baby to have less birth weight; alcohol causes the baby to have a slow mind.
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I cant believe he wrote "slow mind",... no wait, I do, I can believe he did it!~
 
Oh, this takes me back... that one time we've had a single sex ed presentation during elementary school...

From what my sister's told me the one for girls was about how they should feel ashamed for spreading STDs left and right and how AIDS is all the fault of women. As for the genius that was enlightening us young dudebros, the guys was all about how despicable and animalistic it is to have sex without love. Sudeenly, he began humping the table in front of him to illustrate how foolish men are when they're driven solely by lust (or some crap like that), and when everybody had started laughing at him, he started tard raging and screaming "IT'S NOT FUNNEEEEEEEEEHHH!!!"

What a fine example to follow!

Sorry for the derail, guys! Sometimes I just get all nostalgic and shit...

Oh, and Skyraider91, you're the man!
 
Hah. With me it was a two hours biological course.

It was around 30 minutes of what goes where to make a baby, 30 minutes that it needs sperm in a woman, and 30 minutes stds. Than 30 minutes questions, where the 8th grade students went to dick with the poor doctor sent to educate them, asking questions like "Can we run out of sperm if we masturbate a dozen times a day?" and such. Was quite funny.
 
ELFairy said:
I went to Catholic school, so they couldn't really tell us anything but abstinence and waiting until marriage. They told us that condoms were only 98% effective, and therefore bad.
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In my catholic school, they couldn't even keep their lies straight. One day the teacher would tell us condoms had a 25% failure rate, the next day the same teacher would say a 30% failure rate. She didn't like when students started quoting actual research that proved her wrong.
 
Pally said:
Hah. With me it was a two hours biological course.

It was around 30 minutes of what goes where to make a baby, 30 minutes that it needs sperm in a woman, and 30 minutes stds. Than 30 minutes questions, where the 8th grade students went to dick with the poor doctor sent to educate them, asking questions like "Can we run out of sperm if we masturbate a dozen times a day?" and such. Was quite funny.
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At the end of senior year, they made all the girls go to the auditorium for an assembly about health. There was a doctor and nurse there talking about good nutrition, using sunscreen, and breast self-examination. We had to watch an awkward video about breasts. Then this one girl asked the doctor "Why do breasts go out instead of in?" :stupid: I heard at the guys' assembly, one guy asked "If you lose a nut to cancer, can you still rub one out?"
 
Barb answered having a child is a lot of responsibility.

Leaving your child with a babysitter so that you can go to bars nearly every night, how responsible. :lol:
 
Alec Benson Leary said:
In my catholic school, they couldn't even keep their lies straight. One day the teacher would tell us condoms had a 25% failure rate, the next day the same teacher would say a 30% failure rate. She didn't like when students started quoting actual research that proved her wrong.
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I went to the doctor to get on birth control when I had a boyfriend and she told me that either condoms or birth control (this was two years ago the specifics are hazy) were far less effective than their actual percentage rates. The doctor. I was seventeen, but...
 
I remember in my school when I was about 11 we girls had the talk about that time of the month. Our two speakers, who that were so old I sure they hadn't had that time of the month for a few decades, showed us a "educational" video about it that was from the 50's, and then told us that the bleeding would be at worst light spotting and no cramps. They told us not to listen to stories from older girls about bleeding and cramps because it was all a lie to frighten us. Every month I want to find them and punch them in the face.
 
Mmm...I went to a Christian group homeschool, so I didn't get sex ed at all, so I just went to Planned Parenthood's website and read their info for teens.

It is pretty easy to find sex ed info out of school, so I am not that sympathetic to people who get knocked up in High School.

Also my mental health center has an entire page about birth control for free that anyone can pick up and read, but I already knew everything that was on it.
 
Alec Benson Leary said:
So back to Chris... I really wonder why he took this class, because he hadn't yet had his Crystal prophecy. What could he possibly care about raising kids at that point?
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Well, to be fair i'm sure tons of kids took it who didn't have any vested interest in becoming parents at that stage. For all we know he thought it'd be easy, or more likely someone just suggested it to him and he said "mm. yeah." and that was the end of it.
 
Alec Benson Leary said:
So back to Chris... I really wonder why he took this class, because he hadn't yet had his Crystal prophecy. What could he possibly care about raising kids at that point?
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Nah...

Chris: Yeah, well, yeah, in my case, I would not, I do not, I would not care to adopt. You see, I have a dream, I have my dream, and that dream is to give birth, to have, to share a daughter with my wife-to-be, and her name would be Crystal.

Matthew: A dream...as in, you were asleep and you saw something?

Chris: Yeah. Plus, in the dream, I had, like, an office job.

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Matthew: Do it. And if it's not a message from god, you should go out, you should do it. Why don't you go- don't wait for it, it sounds like you're just sitting around waiting for it. When did you have this dream, exactly?

Chris: Yeah, I pretty much, I pretty much had it when I was between seven and nine years old-

Matthew: Seven-wh-TWENTY YEARS AGO? Excuse me? And nothing has happened between then and now?
 
The thought of Chris raising children is chilling. I think it's better for him to be a manbaby servant then to father a child.

That child would be lost faster in the hoard then one of Barb's Goodwill deals.
 
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