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Mogambo said:
That must've been awesome! Do you transform into a bull to pick up chicks or do you just jerk off and fling your faeces at people? And when you have children do you just eat them so they can't usurp you, or are they born fully formed from your thigh or forehead? Sorry, couldn't resist. Greek myths are awesome, if a bit rapey, and monkeys are just funny.
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:lol:

It works, I'm currently inside Europe. :heart-full:
 
I'm not surprised that Chris was in what looks like a child development class. My mother was a teacher for the high school Home Ec. and Child development classes. You had 3 types in Child dev. teenage girls that had kids and need to take the class so they could use the school day care, teenage girls that were pregnant, and special ed kids. Most of her students in that class were special ed. because it was an "easy" class.

It didn't start out that way. Back in the early 80's her classes would teach things like how to budget for a wedding (they would plane a mock wedding for the class with a set budget) how to pay bills and budget for a child, cooking, sewing, things that you need to know for the real world. Child development was about things you needed to know about raising a child, like baby care and toddler care. She did do the e baby and pregnant belly for extra cred, one of the e babies was programed to act like a baby that was on crack to show how bad using drugs while pregnant was. But as time went on the classes got dumb down to the point that by the time she retired it was open booked test and showing lifetime movies about messed up kids. That was why she had so many Special ed kids in her class. She wasn't even certified to teach them, it was just an "easy" class that they took to pass and get main streamed. I'm sure I heard more then one story about kids in her class that acted a lot like Chris. It was just a class that the school put the kids in so they could say they learned some thing. By the end she didn't even care anymore. She used to teach things and by the end was nothing but a baby sitter for a bunch of Chrises.
 
Francis York Morgan said:
At the very least, this shows a history of him not reading instructions that aren't Lego related.
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CätPärty said:
Lol like Chris ever read the Lego instructions.
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What lego instructions look like:
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I went to Catholic school, so they couldn't really tell us anything but abstinence and waiting until marriage. They told us that condoms were only 98% effective, and therefore bad. Senior year, my Anatomy and Physiology teacher told us that if a woman used an IUD and somehow got pregnant, the baby would be born with it sticking out of its head.
 
It's interesting to read about the different sex eds and health classes people took. I went to elementary school in South Dakota and towards the end of 5th grade they taught us about puberty in about one hour. By which I mean, one afternoon the boys and girls between my class and the one next door separated into genders and us girls watched a video about periods. And then made the teachers uncomfortable when I pointed out the video didn't mention tampons. That was about a half hour. Then on a different afternoon my entire class watched a video about molestation that absolutely terrified me at one point because I expected someone's ear to get bitten off (it's a long story). That was the other half hour.

I went to middle and high school in Arizona, however. And Arizona was the first state to have mandatory abstinence-only sex ed (once a week, during health class). So condoms were never mentioned, except to say how inefficient they are. Diaphragms didn't exist. Birth control pills don't work either. If you have sex you WILL get an STD (cue the pictures), and if you don't get an STD you become pregnant/you get someone pregnant. And pregnancy became "being a single parent is terrible!" The only teacher who talked about pregnancy was the biology teacher, and that was because a student genuinely wanted to know about it. It was a very scientific discussion, and I do believe the teacher got in big trouble over it (by which I mean, she was fired after the school year ended).

Honestly, I didn't know that taking care of an egg/doll was a real thing. I thought it only existed in books and TV.

By the way, health class was basically nutritional information, how to take care of yourself during a cold, cigarettes, beer, and drugs are bad, that sort of thing. Just a mandatory joke of a class. In middle school it was taught by the other computer teacher when he wasn't teaching computers in 8th grade (or whatever the fuck the class was, we just dicked around online when the server wasn't down due to viruses), and in high school it was a sophomore class done by the tennis teacher when she wasn't teaching tennis. She was a bit of a hardass but at the same time didn't really give a shit. You could tell she'd rather be down at the tennis courts then tell us all about how we need to drink plenty of fluids and rest when we feel sick. :roll:
 
Mogambo said:
I wonder why Chris wound up in those classes. Did he want to? Did he think he'd get China?
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No, this was while Chris was still "naive on dating." He had started jerking off at age 16, but didn't make the connection that he could ask real girls for real pussy until he was about 19. This is because he's a dumb motherfucker.
 
"dealing with the public school system"

barb is the most glorious piece of passive-aggressive white trash in the history of everything
 
MysticMisty said:
It's interesting to read about the different sex eds and health classes people took.
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Yeah, I'm actually surprised that most people learned very little sex ed in school. Mine started in grades 4-5 where we talked about puberty and continued on until Grade 10 where I actually learned a lot. My school also had an elective childhood class where the big assignment was to take care of a robot baby over the weekend. Those babies actually came in different races.

I never took that class because I knew I didn't want to be a parent nor had any desire to take care of a child. However, I heard several stories about taking care of those robot babies. When you had to drive a car, you were supposed to put the baby in its car seat, buckle it in correctly, and stop and pull over each time the baby started to cry. You also couldn't take public transport unless you wanted to get glared at by old ladies. It didn't matter what you had to do, every time the baby started crying, you had to be there to turn the key on the robot's back. You also had to turn the key correctly or you would lose marks.

The bright side to all this was that your baby could coo at you and it would feel like the greatest thing in the world. Giving the baby back was probably the second greatest thing.

I don't know how Chris ever managed to take care of one of those robot babies without throwing it at a wall. He couldn't play video games very often, I bet. Imagine the stress sighs.
 
The school system I was in, you could opt out from taking sex ed classes. I opted out because it was the same shit every time. I obviously knew better than to have sex unprotected, etc. I took the class twice (we were encouraged to take them which really meant we were forced unless you had a signed thing from your parents) but caught on that it was dumb. My mom and dad never taught me the birds and the bees. I never got the mom /daughter talk because my mom worked all the time. Instead, she threw a book at me and told me to read. I probably learned more from a 40 page book made for kids than any sex ed class my school system offered.
 
Sex ed in the school system that I attended was a week or two of our mandatory health class that explained sperm and egg cells, some very basic biology, and how to check one's balls or tits for cancer. I already knew the science and how contraceptives worked, fortunately, so I don't think I missed out on anything, but I'm sure that some of my classmates did.
 
Sex Ed at my school was part of Personal Development class for 1 semester in Year 7 (first year of middle school). We just learned about anatomy and menstruation (girls school). They didn't even teach us abstinence. I guess the idea is that responsible middle class parents teach their children that kind of thing and it would have cut into time that could be used for academic subjects and sport.
 
"Some medical drugs cause the baby to have less body weight, and have slow minds."

He talks the same way in the academic world as he does to trolls on the internet. I guess it's all he knows, so he thinks he's one-upping the trolls with big words.....that aren't so big. It's genuinely bizarre, as this predated his prominence on the internet.

Furthermore, "It's nice to have kids." That is the reasoning of a child. I know of special needs couples who have children and are more responsible than this. God help that child, should it ever be born.
 
CrayolaFuckinModelMagic said:
"Some medical drugs cause the baby to have less body weight, and have slow minds."

He talks the same way in the academic world as he does to trolls on the internet. I guess it's all he knows, so he thinks he's one-upping the trolls with big words.....that aren't so big. It's genuinely bizarre, as this predated his prominence on the internet.

Furthermore, "It's nice to have kids." That is the reasoning of a child. I know of special needs couples who have children and are more responsible than this. God help that child, should it ever be born.
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That child is Chris. He asked those questions to Barb 'n Bob, note how they both signed the last page. I have no idea who mostly answered the questions, though my hunch is Barb did.

Owlflaps said:
"From boob?"

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I think it's supposed to be "books".
 
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MysticMisty said:
That child is Chris. He asked those questions to Barb 'n Bob, note how they both signed the last page. I have no idea who mostly answered the questions, though my hunch is Barb did.


I think it's supposed to be "books".
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Yeah, I have a feeling Barb did it, mainly because she signed it in the same ink color as the one the answers are written (while Bob's signiature is in black). And good to see I wasn't the only one that saw "boobs" before "books". :lol:

On that note...I don't know why, but I got the impression that a lot of Chris' parenting homeworks was written by Barb, the handwriting is pretty similar. I dunno, maybe they just have similar handwriting.
 
Venusaur said:
Yeah, I have a feeling Barb did it, mainly because she signed it in the same ink color as the one the answers are written (while Bob's signiature is in black). And good to see I wasn't the only one that saw "boobs" before "books". :lol:

On that note...I don't know why, but I got the impression that a lot of Chris' parenting homeworks was written by Barb, the handwriting is pretty similar. I dunno, maybe they just have similar handwriting.
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They just have similar handwriting. If you look closely Barb's signature is different from the rest of the assignment. My guess is this was a weekend assignment and Chris spent part or most of the weekend in Ruckersville. Chris mostly asked Barb the questions and when he needed Bob's input he just called him up. Then before school on Monday he had Bob sign it really quick.
 
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