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1) I'm a girl and 2) it was a Unitarian Universalist church so it really didn't do that christian thing and as a result I ACTUALLY LEARNED about sex to the point that I went to an overnight educational thing and it was really goddamn awkward because of how much raw information they were actually giving about sex.

But you know something's wrong if the church teaches you more than the school
 
Marvin said:
Well, and in these assignments, he's not really talking about retards, but pregnant women fucking up their kids by drinking and smoking.
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But in both assignments, his commentary about "slow-in-the-minds" are unwarranted. It's like Chris to tell everyone that he is better than the other 'tards in any assignment he has in case someone forgot.
 
Marvin said:
Heh, my mother taught me the facts of life when I was like six. She had a book on the subject that was a popup book about sex. Like, for educating kids. It had popup dicks and stuff.
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I already knew about sex before high school, I'm just saying that this was the first time I heard sex discussed in a .... shall we say, official capacity.
 
Altissimo said:
1) I'm a girl and 2) it was a Unitarian Universalist church so it really didn't do that christian thing and as a result I ACTUALLY LEARNED about sex to the point that I went to an overnight educational thing and it was really goddamn awkward because of how much raw information they were actually giving about sex.

But you know something's wrong if the church teaches you more than the school
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I went through the UU sex ed program too, it's pretty awesome. I was 8, I think? when they taught us how sex worked in Sunday school. Of course I already more or less knew what all the parts did because my mom is a vet and I'd watched her spay and neuter animals.

Another fun perk of being raised UU was getting to sit out of my high school's super Christian, abstinence only sex ed program by saying it was "against my religion".
 
That's glorious. I wish I had done that at some point. My school wasn't overly religious but still, damn
 
skyraider91 said:
One of his essays:
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30/30 A+ work if I've ever seen it.

Imagine the difficulties of picking up pennies wearing that thing.

dcisp said:
Any sort of Health/Lifestyle/Survival/Child-Rearing class requirements are done on a local level, so everybody's going to have different experiences. I had one that taught basic survival skills, like "Don't believe everything ads say" "Here's how to write a check to pay bills" "Check your balls/boobs for cancer". Pretty sure getting knocked up was a different class.
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Yeah, at my high school you could take 1 elective every semester, and this was one of them. Pretty sure I took marketing instead. :lol:

I remember them having to carry around an egg -- there was a South Park episode on a similar theme.

All the electives were all "easy" and the only time that people from the rather stratified class levels ever shared a room -- like kids from the remedial classes mixing with AP students. Like how armies move as "fast" as their slowest unit, these classes are taught down to the slowest slow-in-da-mind in the room.
 
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Francis York Morgan said:
But in both assignments, his commentary about "slow-in-the-minds" are unwarranted. It's like Chris to tell everyone that he is better than the other 'tards in any assignment he has in case someone forgot.
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No, not really. They're specifically bringing up the question of alcohol and drugs and their effects on the child.
 
CalmMyTits said:
Parenting Interview #5 - I learned about parenting from my siblings.

HHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHA.

edit - nvm, i didn't realize till after I typed this that that was a response from barb, not chris.
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wow I wonder what kind of recolors Corrina's kids have created?!?

Crazy Pacer said:
Since when does the fetus drop into the "lighTening" canal? Is there a part of the female anatomy I didn't know about? I've never heard of a lighTening canal!
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"Go out! Human infant! Go out and zap to the extreme!"
 
Altissimo said:
1) I'm a girl and 2) it was a Unitarian Universalist church so it really didn't do that christian thing and as a result I ACTUALLY LEARNED about sex to the point that I went to an overnight educational thing and it was really goddamn awkward because of how much raw information they were actually giving about sex.

But you know something's wrong if the church teaches you more than the school
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Augh yeah U.U! I had O.W.L too. Awkward stuff, but I'm kind of grateful for how much we ended up learning compared to other kids. I learned more at church about sex than I ever learned in school, and that is a very strange sentence to write.
 
I love how he was supposed to write at least a short paragraph for some of these assignments, but instead barely spat out a sentence. Gotta hurry up and finish so I can spend three hours playing Pokemon before bed!
 
Altissimo said:
1) I'm a girl and 2) it was a Unitarian Universalist church so it really didn't do that christian thing and as a result I ACTUALLY LEARNED about sex to the point that I went to an overnight educational thing and it was really goddamn awkward because of how much raw information they were actually giving about sex.

But you know something's wrong if the church teaches you more than the school
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Omg same here! Woo for getting the sex talk from Unitarian church! And yes, it was very...detailed. I really felt bad because the minister's teen kids were present during the speech and they basically looked like they wanted to kill themselves over having their mom tell their friends about how natural morning wood was.
 
"Each chromosome contains thousands of genes."
WRONG (technically speaking ).

Although to be honest, this work is just slightly easier from my Child Development high school elective.
 
You know, maybe this explains Chris's current eBay fail. Maybe it's not that he's so fucking dumb that he can't understand why eBay is pulling his listings despite having it spelled out for him repeatedly. Maybe it's simply because Chris has learned that if he is persistent at failing, some authority figures will bend the rules just to be rid of him.
 
Alec Benson Leary said:
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My first thought, "That's the episode where DJ becomes friends with a dude that has alzheimers." It was a very special episode.
 
Marvin said:
Heh, my mother taught me the facts of life when I was like six. She had a book on the subject that was a popup book about sex. Like, for educating kids. It had popup dicks and stuff.
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I learned the facts of life like any normal, well adjusted kid should

at the zoo.
 
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