Burned Docs Parenting Class

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Crazy Pacer said:
Since when does the fetus drop into the "lighTening" canal? Is there a part of the female anatomy I didn't know about? I've never heard of a lighTening canal!
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Didn't you read the Sonichu comic? Rosechu shoots lighTening out of her tom tom or something to that extent and blows up 4_cent garbage. Or maybe I'm just hallucinating all of this.
 
Francis York Morgan said:
What's interesting about the empathy belly essay (other than the extremely low standard set for Chris) is how Chris didn't get to the next logical step. You know, the part where he empathizes with the struggles of a pregnant woman.

My apologies, "interesting" isn't the right word. The word I'm looking for is "expected".
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As usual with Chris, any potential birth of a thought was immediately displaced by a sensation in the crotchal region. It's impossible for him to regain his train of thought after that. Sums up every interaction he's ever had with a female.

Crazy Pacer said:
Since when does the fetus drop into the "lighTening" canal? Is there a part of the female anatomy I didn't know about? I've never heard of a lighTening canal!
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Hah. My new headcanon is that it's part of a Rosechu's anatomy.

"Oh boy, Rosie! Robbie fell right into the Lightning Canal!"
 
Kosher Dill said:
Another interesting thing, by the way: people laughed at Bob and Barb for their 4 kids (Chris, Cole, David, and Carol) being from 3 different marriages, or at least that's how I interpret "laughter from 4 kids and 3 situations". I almost feel sorry for them over that.
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Wasn't that a benefit?
 
Altissimo said:
I graduated high school in 2012 and surprisingly they never required a parenting, home ec, or family life class. The closest thing was obligatory Health class.
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In my school, Health was mandatory, but childhood/parenting classes was elective. Don't know if Chris chose this class or not.

GrandNumberOfPounds said:
I remember some kids carrying an electronic baby doll around for a week that they'd have to use keys to "feed" or "change" it to see what it would be like to care for a baby. I never heard of the empathy belly.
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We had that, it was called Baby Think it Over, though in my class, it was elective and you'd get extra credit for successfully taking care of it.
 
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CalmMyTits said:
We had that, it was called Baby Think it Over, though in my class, it was elective and you'd get extra credit for successfully taking care of it.
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This is unrelated, but my only memory of the "e-baby" from when I was in high school is a real doozie. The caretaker was literally ignoring the screaming/crying doll in algebra class trying to catch up on work. She did this for pretty much the entire class period and the kid made noise for most of the period. This drew the ire of the person sitting directly behind the student with the doll so he did what any rational human being would do in this situation, he drop kicked the fucking baby and broke it.
 
Super Sexy Action Furry said:
This is unrelated, but my only memory of the "e-baby" from when I was in high school is a real doozie. The caretaker was literally ignoring the screaming/crying doll in algebra class trying to catch up on work. She did this for pretty much the entire class period and the kid made noise for most of the period. This drew the ire of the person sitting directly behind the student with the doll so he did what any rational human being would do in this situation, he drop kicked the fucking baby and broke it.
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My school it was the kid who didn't read the instructions handed out with it, so when he was supposed to "bathe" the baby (which consisted of rubbing it with some sort of cloth that I guess had a magnetic strip in it or something to trigger the sensor), he put the damn thing in an actual tub of water and short circuited it.
 
Super Sexy Action Furry said:
This is unrelated, but my only memory of the "e-baby" from when I was in high school is a real doozie. The caretaker was literally ignoring the screaming/crying doll in algebra class trying to catch up on work. She did this for pretty much the entire class period and the kid made noise for most of the period. This drew the ire of the person sitting directly behind the student with the doll so he did what any rational human being would do in this situation, he drop kicked the fucking baby and broke it.
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At my school one of the girls who had an e-baby somehow managed to lose the baby's head.
 
Strelok said:
My school it was the kid who didn't read the instructions handed out with it, so when he was supposed to "bathe" the baby (which consisted of rubbing it with some sort of cloth that I guess had a magnetic strip in it or something to trigger the sensor), he put the damn thing in an actual tub of water and short circuited it.
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CWCissey said:
At my school one of the girls who had an e-baby somehow managed to lose the baby's head.
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You have no idea how much I laughed at both of these. The stupidity associated with taking an assignment to literal rationalization or losing the head of a baby doll really just paints an amazing picture of both of those two winners as future parents. The one who shorted it out in the tub more than likely will end up as one of those unintentional controlling/manipulative/abusive parents who thinks they're doing right even though the road to hell is paved with good intentions. The other parent is Eric Clapton.
 
Super Sexy Action Furry said:
You have no idea how much I laughed at both of these. The stupidity associated with taking an assignment to literal rationalization or losing the head of a baby doll really just paints an amazing picture of both of those two winners as future parents. The one who shorted it out in the tub more than likely will end up as one of those unintentional controlling/manipulative/abusive parents who thinks they're doing right even though the road to hell is paved with good intentions. The other parent is Eric Clapton.
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Hey. No cheap shots at Clapton.
 
What kind of retarded classes are there in the USA? I'm feeling sorry for Chris for putting up with that. Back here we got normal classes like Math, Geography, English, Grammar....
 
Something that just occurred to me:

We have yet another class assignment that highlights Chris's shitty attitude to others with mental disabilities but once again there is no comment on it from the teacher. I wonder just how frequently Chris showed this behavior now.
 
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