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Oh, and there is this little gem:

Q: "Earlier this week, Sandra woke up with a terrible cold. Since she is preparing for maternity leave, she doesn't want to miss any days at the office. Sandra decided to increase her intake of vitamins to boost her energy level. She found some nose drops in the cabinet and has been taking those along with several aspirin each day."

Tard Response: "Some medical drugs cause the baby to have less body weight and have slow minds."
 
Pinhead said:
What do you mean, when you say "legitimately"? Obviously there are things you can say, and can't say, but could you elaborate?
I appreciate the reply, however. You didn't have to provide one.
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Apparently some people on these forums think that I'm incapable of outwitting a slow-in-the-mind.:stupid:
That is not the case.;)
 
Kosher Dill said:
Another line that intrigued me was that Borb used "babysitters, daycare, and other methods" to help raise Chris. What could those be...
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Considering how Chris turned out, "Other Methods" was probably shower Chris with toys and vidya to shut him up so that Barb didn't have to deal with the trouble of raising him.
 
One of his essays:
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Kosher Dill said:
These assignments seem to mostly want you to parrot back stock phrases anyway. I don't think that's entirely Chris's fault.
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The assignment is structured for elaboration and the instructions imply as much. Chris, being Chris, just saw a list of stock phrases and responded accordingly instead of reading them or giving the assignment any thought.
 
skyraider91 said:
One of his essays:
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Oh my god. This is where it all began.
Look at the "giving birth to a bear" videos, and then read this.

EDIT: Beaten to the punch. Either way. Classic Chris TMI mentioning the sexual urge he got from the pillow against his duck. That boy really has no filter.

It's the start of his curious trip down the weird motherhood fetish road.
 
What a month. Chris's tard documents. Chris's ebay adventures. LEGO Cwcville just seems so miniscule in comparison now.

This has always happened. A large reveal is always preceded by a small trickle.
 
skyraider91 said:
One of his essays:
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Thank god that my school didn't require parenting classes, I can't imagine what it would have been like to have Chris wearing a goddamn psudeo-preg simulation device in that kind of class.

I also hope they burned it in a chemical disposal facility after he wore it. Only thing worse than having to see a pregnant Chris is having to wear the 'empathy belly' or whatever after him.
 
Pinhead said:
Assuming you did just go exploring in the hoard, I gotta admit... it's really fuckin' creepy, man. Just seeing this old school work without Chris being the one to upload it.

Who am I to judge, though? I contacted Chris pretending to be Savannah. I have no moral high ground. Still. Kinda fuckin' creepy.
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I've watched Chris hump a blow up doll*, a Playstation, and a snow-drift. I've seen him drink his own jizz and simulate cunnilingus in the most disgusting display possible. I've listened to him jerking off and shoving things in his ass.

Of all the things leaked to the world by people other than Chris, his shitty high school homework doesn't even rate.


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Please let us know if you ever find that Honor Roll, skyraider. If it serioulsy exists, then promptly finish what the Keurig couldn't. :tomgirl:
 
so basically, they were from the post fire? I am still curious about Bob's records, if they survived. And the stuff in Bob's filing cabinet.
 
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