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Bender said:
That is the most graphically violent race I've seen.

This takes second place, he also does the splits, just across his waist after he gets hit by an F1 car. His injuries were so severe none of the officials could identify him until they did a full lineup and they determined he was the only one missing.


The driver hit the fire extinguisher so hard it flew over the grandstands and landed in the car park, while the initial impact caused his helmet's chin strap to partially behead him.

Skiing and F1 are the worst races for violence, prove me wrong.
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I feel bad for laughing, since it looks like he ragdolls and does a bunch of flips before hitting the fence.

Why did the skier die? And what did he hit?
 
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spiritofamermaid said:
I feel bad for laughing, since it looks like he ragdolls and does a bunch of flips before hitting the fence.

Why did the skier die? And what did he hit?
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I’m guessing massive blood loss. Definitely severed the femoral artery and common iliac. Am I crazy or did this dude actually look down like “oh my I seem to be bleeding”?

ETA: thanks @Bender for the gore content. It’s infinitely more interesting than Pam.
 
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JustSomeDong said:
I just realized, and I know I have only my own anecdotal experience to go on, but I've never known, or known of, a Pam or Pamela that wasn't batshit crazy in one way or another. Is it the name?
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Of course it's the name you idiot, and you just said it twice, say it one more time and she'll crawl out of your mirror and shovel bees down your throat.
 
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Bees nuts amirite

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PotatoSalad4711 said:
I’m guessing massive blood loss. Definitely severed the femoral artery and common iliac. Am I crazy or did this dude actually look down like “oh my I seem to be bleeding”?

ETA: thanks @Bender for the gore content. It’s infinitely more interesting than Pam.
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I would never respect trash like you.

Ineedahero said:
Of course it's the name you idiot, and you just said it twice, say it one more time and she'll crawl out of your mirror and shovel bees down your throat.
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I'd like to mow all of you over in a tank. I hate all of you pathetic losers of life. I curse all of you and your pathetic lives to hell. I loathe every single one of you. I hope you all die alone watching the world butcher your reputations and families. You disgust me at my core.

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I want to die choking on your steamy fartbox @DocHoliday1977
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Go ahead and die. You can do that without me cursed faggot. Harvey.
 
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DocHoliday1977 said:
Go ahead and die. You can do that without me cursed faggot. Harvey.
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Dammit, Pam, I want to hate you, but I just feel sorry for you (as annoying as you are). Can you at least try to get help? I don’t mean seeing a therapist once a week, I mean checking yourself in to a residential facility for at least 3 months...maybe 6...maybe for life.

Or just go on living like this, whatever.
 
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