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SIGSEGV said:
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This is my copypasta folder. In honor of this shitposting haven that @It's HK-47 has created for us, I will post one of the pastas from my collection. The first reply to this post which names a copypasta from my collection decides which one I post.
Edit: the prize has been claimed by @Iwasamwillbe
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Negligent discharges? There's a copypasta for that?
 
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mr.moon1488 said:
Plz post
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I've actually had a few NDs
>At friends apartment at college. Just bought my first pistol from a gun show (I was 18)
>Drinking with friends
>Show them my new Jericho
>Try to manually decock
>Thumb slips on hammer, ND into celling
>Upstairs neighbors too high and drunk (underage and illegal drugs) to call the police.

Second time
>At range
>Showing friend pistol
>Think gun is unloaded
>Point at ground show him how to wrack and pull the trigger.
>Forgot loaded mag in
>Shoot between his feet

Third time
>At parents house.
>Just bought a sig from a guy
>Get home
>Try swapping slides with another sig I had
>Forgot the other sig slide was chambered.
>Pull trigger
>Shoot parents wall

Fourth time
>At my new house
>Playing with a friend's 5.56 AK
>Release bolt
>Slam fires round into ground

Fifth time
>Showing a friend how to use it
>No idea how but a round got chambered
>Show him how the trigger works,
>Pull trigger
>Shoots round into floor in the same place as before

Sixth time
>Thought maybe the house was haunted
>Grab a sig
>Physically clear it, (racked the slide 3 times) with no magazine in
>pull trigger at the same hole
>Round goes off

Seventh time
>Friend brings over a used Glock wants me to look over it
>I grab it and pull the trigger without clearing it
>Didn't even realize the thing was loaded.

Eighth time
>Friend brings over his transferable Mac 10
>I had no idea how open bolt guns worked.
>He's showing it off to me
>I put a loaded mag it and decided to try and release the bolt (I thought it shot from a closed bolt)
>Pulled the trigger for some reason
>Shot 3 rounds into my wall

Ninth time
>Driving to work
>Get stuck in traffic
>Practice drawing Glock from ankle holster while seated
>Accidentally hook finger on the trigger
>Fire straight through the floor and into transmission

Overall you shouldn't feel too bad about NDs. It's part of owning guns, and you should get used to them.
 
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So will those off topic replies be put in here or will the two posters just be threadbanned and brought here?
 
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JimmyNugget said:
So will those off topic replies be put in here or will the two posters just be threadbanned and brought here?
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It's a clean-up thread. Rather than deleting the off-topic slapping tournaments, I'm just moving them in here so they can keep slapping each other across the face, and the people who want to read the original thread won't have to sift through it. A&H gets really heated sometimes, it clearly needed a place to vent it out.
 
It's HK-47 said:
It's a clean-up thread. Rather than deleting the off-topic slapping tournaments, I'm just moving them in here so they can keep slapping each other across the face, and the people who want to read the original thread won't have to sift through it. A&H gets really heated sometimes, it clearly needed a place to vent it out.
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Okay so it is moving them here to clean it up. Thank you A and H janitor.
 
SIGSEGV said:
@It's HK-47 is a dirty fucking nigger. Yeah, I said it. What's he going to do, move the post to the Thunderdome?
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Apparently you can't do that.
 
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