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Kknd said:
Revenue? Twitter has never made a profit. Twitter is not about to make a profit. It doesn't care about revenue.

Its purpose is either scamming investors out of money or as narrative control or both.
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You are the biggest retard I have encountered in 10 years. Congratulations.
 
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I come to this thread with love and peace.

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Ledian said:
Only pasta I'll badmouth is the one time I ordered pesto penne eating out. About the only time I've ever sent back a dish.

Also damn, I fuck off for a month and some hot shit goes down.
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I think I have sent a dish back literally once. And only once have I specifically not tipped because of poor service. I am generally extremely forgiving of poor service and it takes actually aggressively bad service, like deliberately insultingly bad, before I'll do that. The one time I did, though, I made sure it was known it was on purpose, putting a single penny on the table and a full glass of ice water, upside down, on top of it.
 
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ColtWalker1847 said:
How is he about "yinz"? He down with the Steel City or no?
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I dunno if he's ever been to Pittsburgh. For my part, I consider "yinz / yunz" vastly superior to "you guys" so maybe he would, too. "Youse" is invited, too.

I don't fuck with people's pay because of petty shit, though. I'll leave a tip even if the waiter does sound like a Californian.
 
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Stoneheart said:
so how was Christmas? i had some Spätzle in the christmas break, it was good.

also @Hollywood Hulk Hogan spent the holydays sucking cock at some gloryhole at the greyhound station, i heared....
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I have been eating dried lamb and greasy food for over a week. I fucking hate my country's traditional christmas food, not because it's not good but because I am fucking fat now.
 
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Observerer said:
I have been eating dried lamb and greasy food for over a week. I fucking hate my country's traditional christmas food, not because it's not good but because I am fucking fat now.
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i had traditional food for a whole week and it was awesome! some jeans dont fit anymore, but that was a fair tradeoff
 
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Hollywood Hulk Hogan said:
You heard? Don't lie, man. You were the first one in line :tomgirl:
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Glory holes are schrödingers gay... you dont know if its a dude or a chick till you switch places with the person behind the wall...

Observerer said:
Spätzle is fucking nice though, wanna share your receipe with us?
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well its more of an art form and i didnt made them, but i can tell you whats inside...

2 eggs 200g wheat flour a small cup of water a small bit of salt and less pepper, work the dough till it makes bubbles, let it rest for about 2 hours, than take a big pot of boiling water and chip the dough into it. put them into cold water after they rise to the top. let them get to room temperature before eating and serve them with hot goulash or something like it.

you need about 50 years of experience to know the right consistence of the dough and how to chip them right.

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HHH will suck you off for it I am sure
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he does that for free, he is all about that creamy goo

 
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Stoneheart said:
Glory holes are schrödingers gay... you dont know if its a dude or a chick till you switch places with the person behind the wall...


well its more of an art form and i didnt made them, but i can tell you whats inside...

2 eggs 200g wheat flour a small cup of water a small bit of salt and less pepper, work the dough till it makes bubbles, let it rest for about 2 hours, than take a big pot of boiling water and chip the dough into it. put them into cold water after they rise to the top. let them get to room temperature before eating and serve them with hot goulash or something like it.

you need about 50 years of experience to know the right consistence of the dough and how to chip them right.


he does that for free, he is all about that creamy goo

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Thank you for the receipe my dude!
 
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