Pastadome - A place for friends who are being too friendly in other threads.

[X Prime]

Can you please argue in good faith?

He is so mad that he is on the losing side of an internet argument that he ran to Community Watch with that story someone else told me to get salve for his asspain. It's disgraceful.

 

[Dante Alighieri]

Stop responding to the actual retard. We all know he doesn't care about reality or the truth and will bend and twist everything to fit his tiny CNN fed reality.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

He is so mad that he is on the losing side of an internet argument that he ran to Community Watch with that story someone else told me to get salve for his asspain. It's disgraceful.

Shouldn't you be hiding in your pm chain hugbox again?

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

Guys, guys, guys!!!! HHH works at a hospital, just like how Russell Greer works at a law firm.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

The irony of accusing someone else of making up a story after kvetching for weeks about the exact definition of "role model" and changing the age of your niece two years over that number of weeks.

Imagine having an ego so small and fragile that you can't just admit you said something stupid during an Internet argument.

Jesus christ dude, you're obsessed with my niece (who had a birthday, and ages change after a birthday you retard). Get some help before you end up on the news for doing something awful.

Imagine being so retarded that you had to make something up that your friend said on the internet to try and win an internet argument because you know you're wrong.

Guys, guys, guys!!!! HHH works at a hospital, just like how Russell Greer works at a law firm.

Lol imaging being this mad that you gotta keep spouting nonsense about how covid deaths are tabulated.

 

[CrippleThreat]

Jesus christ dude, you're obsessed with my niece (who had a birthday, and ages change after a birthday you retard). Get some help before you end up on the news for doing something awful.

Imagine being so retarded that you had to make something up that your friend said on the internet to try and win an internet argument because you know you're wrong.

Lol imaging being this mad that you gotta keep spouting nonsense about how covid deaths are tabulated.

im trying to stop the spread of double posting and you fuck it all up. keep cool, hulk.

 

[Screw Danlon]

You asked for a citation to a post that said that

I gave you the source for that and now you are berating me about talking UK cases?

Can you please argue in good faith?

Let’s start him with an attainable goal, like not masturbating every time he thinks about his niece, or not rating every burn on him as MATI.

 

[X Prime]

Guys, guys, guys!!!! HHH works at a hospital, just like how Russell Greer works at a law firm.

The latest excuse for his inconsistent creepy family powerleveling is that a birthday ages someone up two years now, and here he is arguing that someone else doesn't know how to tabulate something regarding COVID deaths. You cannot make this up.

 

[Duke Nukem]

HollyWood Hitler's evidence is

"ORANGE MAN BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD" and nothing else.

Dude finally gets what he wants, and he just can't let himself be happy just for one day.

 

[BScCollateral]

The latest excuse for his inconsistent creepy family powerleveling is that a birthday ages someone up two years now, and here he is arguing that someone else doesn't know how to tabulate something regarding COVID deaths. You cannot make this up.

Who to take seriously -- the guy who thinks a birthday makes your age go up one year, or the guy who thinks it goes up two?

If only I could pierce this puzzle.

 

[helloworld.exe]

Every day I wake up and I brush my teeth. I don't shower because I believe that the dead skin creates a protective layer around my body which protects me from all kinds of diseases, but I digress. After I am done with my morning routine I have this need to be angry. So I sit down, turn on the computer and type in ''kiwifarms.net''. A nice, dark page pops up on my screen. I scroll past the content about lolcows and click ''Articles and News''. And then it happens. I get mad. I get really really mad. I deliberately click article titles that I know will piss me off. ''She snipped of his penis, here is why you should too''. ''Why it is wrong to be a white male''. I CAN'T IGNORE IT. @CatParty posts every hour and I get so. fucking. mad, but I keep reading this fucking shit. Then @Hollywood Hulk Hogan shows up, starts to argue with me and calls me a faggot. HOW dare he question my views. I tell him to go back to his Reddit echo chamber and people like @ChikN10der give me the rating, making me feel good. However he does not leave, in fact he doubles down and accuses me of being part of an echo chamber. I can't relate to that, I have strong values. No he cannot take me down like that. I get madder and madder I keep fighting this absolute fucking asshole but he stays and keeps resisting my superior logic. ''What about Hunter Biden's penis?'' I ask him. He doesn't respond. He changes the subject. Just what I thought, I won the debate. Now I just need to make him realize that he is in the wrong and that my superior intelect is infallible. ''Respond to me about Hunter Biden's penis'' I implore him. ''Lol u gay he'' responds. I AM NOT FUCKING GAY, HE CANNOT RESPOND LIKE THAT I AM TRYING TO DEBATE HIM. I check the time and it is 3 am. I have been sitting on kiwifarms.net for hours doing nothing. ''Ah, time well spent.' I think to myself as I snuggle into the bedsheets that I have not changed since 2017. Time well spent indeed.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

HHH needs some Baked Ziti or Clam Sauce with Organic Spaghetti. He’s not him when he’s not hungry for pasta.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

I had some pasta today.

This is completely irrelevant but, to be fair, this is the thread for irrelevant shit we find in A+H so...

 

[Duke Nukem]

Who to take seriously -- the guy who thinks a birthday makes your age go up one year, or the guy who thinks it goes up two?

If only I could pierce this puzzle.

He really wants his niece to be of "legal" age, if you catch my drift. It's really embarrassing and sad wishful thinking on his part.

 

[I-chi]

He really wants his niece to be of "legal" age, if you catch my drift. It's really embarrassing and sad wishful thinking on his part.

I said it before, I'll say it again. No wonder he was so happy that Harris got to be VP. If a literal cock-sucking whore can achieve that much, the sky's the limit for the little niglet.

 

[Duke Nukem]

I said it before, I'll say it again. No wonder he was so happy that Harris got to be VP. If a literal cock-sucking whore can achieve that much, the sky's the limit for the little niglet.

He's an honest to God fan of Kameltoe? It's even worse than I thought.

I guess all those nights of coming home to his wife being plowed by queues of strange, foreign looking men with funny accents has really done a number on his brain.

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

He's an honest to God fan of Kameltoe? It's even worse than I thought.

I guess all those nights of coming home to his wife being plowed by queues of strange, foreign looking men with funny accents has really done a number on his brain.

Idk if he's how sincere he is because I'm pretty sure he comes to A&H to troll. He's no Ashey though.

 

[I-chi]

He's an honest to God fan of Kameltoe? It's even worse than I thought.

I guess all those nights of coming home to his wife being plowed by queues of strange, foreign looking men with funny accents has really done a number on his brain.

Nah, he's just gotta get any smug comeuppance on Trump-voting family. "Fuck You Mom And Dad" syndrome as it were, truly tragic.

 

[Duke Nukem]

Idk if he's how sincere he is because I'm pretty sure he comes to A&H to troll. He's no Ashey though.

Yeah I think he's a hardcore Trumper trying to get a laugh out of people's reactions. I mean why not, just because his posts are cancerous doesn't mean they're genuine.

Nah, he's just gotta get any smug comeuppance on Trump-voting family. "Fuck You Mom And Dad" syndrome as it were, truly tragic.

I facepalm at my Obama/Biden voting family every time I hear them talk politics so I can sympathize.

Even Obama doesn't like Biden, even before he was a senile pants shitting retard.

 

[I-chi]

Yeah I think he's a hardcore Trumper trying to get a laugh out of people's reactions. I mean why not, just because his posts are cancerous doesn't mean they're genuine.

Would be the funniest shit if there were even a small percentage of truth to it. I personally believe he's 'pretended to be retarded' a little too much to keep it amusing. Hence why it all seems so low effort.