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If you had a job and didn't have a tugboat due to your crippling autism you'd realize that $400k is upper class income and not middle class
I don't own a tugboat, it's a topsail schooner. You don't seem to quite realize how much money your upper classes have if you think that anything under two million a year is upper class income.
 
I don't own a tugboat, it's a topsail schooner. You don't seem to quite realize how much money your upper classes have if you think that anything under two million a year is upper class income.
When your mom gets home, ask her how much $400k per year is. She will tell you.
 
How much do they pay you down at the hospital, mop jockey?
They pay me a lot more than $60k but then again I have a marketable skill that gets me a pretty nice salary.

How much is your tugboat, anyway? I am curious about the going rate for autistic spazes
 
What's that skill? Are you the guy who mops up the loads in the sauna?
There's no sauna in a hospital, retard. But I ain't stupid enough to say what I do for work on here.

So how much is your tugboat, anyway? I am guessing a lot because spazes with crippling autism get conned pretty easily so they need a good income from uncle sam
 
There's no sauna in a hospital, retard. But I ain't stupid enough to say what I do for work on here.

So how much is your tugboat, anyway? I am guessing a lot because spazes with crippling autism get conned pretty easily so they need a good income from uncle sam
So it is a hospital then, thanks for confirming. Male nurse? Are you on bedpan duty?
 
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LiveLeak shutting down was basically my university years going down the drain. I can at least be thankful that WorldStar still exists.
 
How do I get the smell of perfume to go away? My girlfriend came over on Friday and wore some perfume and now my place smells like her perfume. I am not a fan of perfume
1. Tear up all the carpet from a room in your house
2. Dump the carpet someplace it won't be found
3. Hire somebody to come put new carpet in as soon as possible
4. When your wife gets home tell her you were going to surprise her with a new carpet but the carpet lady had an emergency and had to leave it half-finished
5. No honey it was the carpet lady who wore too much perfume I don't have a girlfriend

I've succeeded in reliably making proper cacio e pepe. I feel like that was a good place to start learning the ways of the deadly boot.

What should I do next? Make mornay-based lasagne as per Nool? Something with fish? Like comment and subscribe.
Pasta al gricia.
 
I've succeeded in reliably making proper cacio e pepe. I feel like that was a good place to start learning the ways of the deadly boot.

What should I do next? Make mornay-based lasagne as per Nool? Something with fish? Like comment and subscribe.
Actually no fuck pasta al gricia make pasta e fagioli.

Essentially cacio e pepe but with meat?
Yes. Or an amatriciana but with cheese.
 
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