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My thoughts on KiwiFarms

I've been on Kiwifarms for a week now, and I have a much better idea of what it is and who makes up most of it. It's not as cool as I first thought...some observations:

1. Most of the site is based on group shaming mostly e celebrities, where much is made of them being variously oblivious, self-involved, cringe, etc. But for every thread dedicated to someone the site wants to document and shame, there are thousands of people who obsessively monitor and discuss these "e celebrities'" every move. They don't understand that it's far more undignified to be like that than to be like whoever is their target.
A gossip site has gossip. I'm shocked.
 
I saw @Hollywood Hulk Hogan at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “brother! brother! brother!” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen packs of noodles in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bags of noodles and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any Russian infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bag and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
 
I saw @Hollywood Hulk Hogan at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “brother! brother! brother!” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen packs of noodles in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bags of noodles and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any Russian infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bag and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

That was you? Sorry brah
 
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