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Hollywood Hulk Hogan said:
All I said was that I'd prefer doing her to Donald Trump. Apparently a lot of A&H would prefer to have sex with a fat old conman than a woman in her 30s with a nice rack. Not my place to judge, though.

How do you know she has herpes?
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She's cute enough. But not model cute, or even instathot cute. Politician cute. Which means not very cute but it would only take about two drinks to make her cute.
 
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Jimjamflimflam said:
Holy fuck just get laid already. Thirst af the lot of you.
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I never can understand the concept of lusting after politicians. None of them are particularly attractive, and with an entire internet of attractive people to look at it boggles the mind as to why anyone would be particularly taken by them other than some weird cult mentality.

And AOC isn't cute. Or really attractive at all, unless you're into brown goblinas with donkey chompers.
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LurkTrawl said:
I never can understand the concept of lusting after politicians. None of them are particularly attractive, and with an entire internet of attractive people to look at it boggles the mind as to why anyone would be particularly taken by them other than some weird cult mentality.

And AOC isn't cute. Or really attractive at all, unless you're into brown goblinas with donkey chompers.
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I think she's pretty cute. She's no 10/10 or anything but she's not bad looking or anything. Internet standards gonna internet standard

You'd rather have sex with an obese 75 year old conman than her? We each got our kinks, man.
 
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Badungus Kabungus said:
You miss the point because your sense of danger has atrophied to nothing. Try looking at that photo for 30-45 seconds straight. Feel that uneasy sense of uncanny valley?
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I'm not going to do that because I have a lot of KF threads open I want to read, so I don't want to trigger that "stroke my dick" moment quite yet. I'll save that for 50 tabs of [REDACTED].
 
Badungus Kabungus said:
You miss the point because your sense of danger has atrophied to nothing. Try looking at that photo for 30-45 seconds straight. Feel that uneasy sense of uncanny valley?
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Wut? I hate to break it to you, but if you won't bang a woman unless she's a 10/10 model (or an elderly obese career grifter in your case), you're gonna be waiting a while
 
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