Pathways / Shout Out UK - Don't commit British Wrongthink or else you will get a purple haired artgirl!

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So how is the UK going to 'undo' Amelia?
My vote is the Poochie route.
If they kill her off in-story, the memes and mockery will explode even more because she'd become a martyr for the cause. And it would probably get even more people to wake up and realize the migrant problem is a life-or-death situation.

It would also require spending more time/money on a sequel, or additional development on the current game. I can't really see them doing that after this first attempt flopped so bad.
 
Marrying and having at least 2 children and teaching at them proper values at home is already something that will do more changes in the long term than blowing up a mosque or posting edgy memes online.
why not both? kill the invaders and the traitors and also raise the children.

Multitask
 
And what gets me is the only specific details they talk about are all on-the-nose, safe right-wing arguments that most people can be persuaded by
  • DEI hire getting better grades and job opportunities
  • Migrants getting housing instead of veterans
  • "Changes Britain has been through in the last few years", "Erosion of British values"
  • Meet up with like-minded people politically
These are all non-extreme things that are causing people with functioning eyes and ears to vote Reform, and not even more right wing things like "all non-whites should be exterminated" or " traditional gender roles" or "Christian family values"
We're in the stage of: "White replacement is happening and it's a good thing actually!". They don't even deny that it is a thing now. It's just that you're expected to act like it's a good thing. Like you're supposed to act like white people becoming minorities in the countries their ancestors built is somehow good. You're supposed to feel white guilt and cheer on as more-qualified white people are passed on for jobs, so that DEI hires and cheap low-IQ third worlders can be hired instead. That's what you get for having privileged successful ancestors, you cracka! Feel shame for having ancestors that achieved things! Embrace browns making inferior products, like Windows 11, the slowest Microsoft operating system in 25 years. The unwashed feces underneath Ranjeet's fingernails making their way into your food is just extra protein!

I just watched the movie "BlacKkKlansman" with a friend (to make fun of it), and literally all the arguments the KKK members were making were like, completely true, and I found it funny how they were trying to frame said points as horrificly bad.
 
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I've made my own shitpost version called "chudways" which you can download and play below.
I played this without knowledge of Pathways. Recontextualizing this as a mockery of a real government "video game" is very, very funny.

Your poor writing made me go utterly insane, here is my table of your game, as I (and my team of top phone-scammer Hingardia schizophrenics) was trying to figure it:
Code:
### Characters
Name                       | Pronouns*         | ID    | Notes
charlie (1)                | She/Her           | [1]   |
Charlie (2)                | She/Her           | [2]   |
Charlie (3)                | He/Him/?          | [4]   | Narrator; can see the future (and God); might be God in the flesh
Charlie (4)                | He/Him            | [6]   | Bald, Mac owner
charlie (5)                | ?/?               | [8]   | quantum state of non/existance
Purple hair                | She/Her           | [7.9] | Her body is a machine that converts smirks into smiles
Smirker                    | ?/?               | [7.1] | Quantum smirkifier
mummy                      | ?/?               | [3]   |
'said                      | He/Him            | [5]   | Transwoman
friend / Terry A. Davis    | ?/?               | [9]   | Charlie (3)'s friend
this guy / Bossman         | He/Him            | [10]  | Lost 200'000 dollars gambling
teacher                    | She/Her           | [11]  |
Clara Sorrenti             | He/Him            | [12]  | Brave (le shill lion)
Person in the room         | ?/?               | [13]  | WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU AND WHY ARE YOU IN MY ROOM?
Pakistani group (1)        | They/Them (Gay)   | [14]  |
Young Houwhiet Woman       | She/Her           | [15]  |
takeaway                   | ?/?               | [16]  |
people                     | they/them         | [17]  |
friend (2)                 | ?/?               | [18]  | Charlie (4)'s friend
infinite rapists (Indian?) | they/them         | [19]  |
the police                 | they/them         | [20]  |
jeet                       | was/were          | [21]  | PIN PIN! PIN! PIN! (J in international morse)
Pakistani group (2)        | They/Them (Gay)   | [14]  | Young Gangas try'n survive n' shiet mane I aint even


*from God's perspective

### Notes
'You heard me, on your knees and beg. 'said the transwoman.
[...] 'Dude [...]!' [...] [false K]iwifarms.st'

Could be an Internet? there is an internet.

God == Son
God == Father
God == Holy Spirit
Son != Father != Holy Spirit

Charlie (3) ⊂ { Father, Son, Holy Spirit }
Soy ⊂ ℕ₊
Soy as it increases tends towards Chudliness, Soyness highest at 1.
Soy always implies Chudliness?

Charlie (4) can be incorrect.
The story is from God's prescriptive writing.
People rape more than rocks.
Children (The Son?) commiting sex crimes?

no physical universal constaints - infinite available space and matter.
Related to room-highschool teleporting? Related to Baldo?

Violation of freewill via Charlie (3) manipulating Charlie (4)'s actions.
There seems to be several groups.
This story would not pass the Bechdel–Wallace test.

10 minutes? Damn, those guys must be 10'000 IQ Yakubs!

The copypasta is missing the the reference to the global happiness
-> there is no global happiness.

Endings got:
* MODEL CITIZEN

Gameplay: 4 hours (counting)
This is an incomplete theorem and may need vetting by the British Ministry of Truth.

I cannot believe Britain has not suffered a violent revolution. I cannot imagine how truly cucked the average Britoid is. I can only think of that one video where that one British guy is being screamed at by his parents because he holds - at bare minimum - nationalistic 14 words opinions and is forced out of his home. I've heard Australia and such are similar in their faggotry and will model themselves off of the Great British Cuck Machine. I hope this kind of thing is well and truly snuffed out in white countries. May the modern British heal from their obvious brain damage and get a spine from the spine store (Made in China.)

"We fought the wrong enemy." - General Patton
"We have destroyed what could have been a good race and we [are] about to replace them with Mongolian savages. And all Europe will be communist" closest approximation, according to Deepseek. I am certain his descendants living today would agree with the more realized sentiment.
 
If they kill her off in-story, the memes and mockery will explode even more because she'd become a martyr for the cause. And it would probably get even more people to wake up and realize the migrant problem is a life-or-death situation.

It would also require spending more time/money on a sequel, or additional development on the current game. I can't really see them doing that after this first attempt flopped so bad.
The easiest way would be to make her trans, this will cause a schism because artists are like 50/50 chance on being tranny/SJW supporters nowadays.
 
The easiest way would be to make her trans, this will cause a schism because artists are like 50/50 chance on being tranny/SJW supporters nowadays.
Everyone will see the lame attempt to retcon
 
I think theyre trying to coerce impressionable lonely teenagers into extremism. Planting the seeds of controlled opposition and stuff. Nobody would play this unless theyre near the fringes of society in the first place. And now that we have all the X memes Pathways will always be known as the game with a rw manic pixie dream girl. People who are sane will dismiss this as a funny meme, but the autists will genuinely believe theyll get a gentle goth dommy mommy or whatever if they shoot up an lgbt parade. Otherwise i dont understand how you fuck up this badly and introduce an attractive woman who represents the extremism faction when a) lonely internet-abusing males and b) virtual simulacra of women don't mesh well
 
I just finished playing through the "game" to see what's it about. One thing drew my attention. In the ending scene, the game insists that "any" ideology can become radical or extremist. But that's not what the game shows at all.

In the first chapter, Charlie is encouraged to download a video which apparently contains worrying and violent rhetoric, but it is never specified what it is. Fine enough. But then in all other chapter, there is only one "evil" ideology shown: anti-immigrant right-wing nationalism.

If Pathways was really trying to teach the player that "any ideology can become extremist", then either all the chapters would keep the ideology vague, or we'd see a variety of extremisms, targeting different young men. Young Mohammed is encouraged to share jihadi videos, young Tyrone is asked to join a mostly peaceful protest against police brutality, etc. But nope.

I don't think anywhere in the game it's suggested that extremist ideologies other than "white nationalism" even exist.
 
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