Sonichu Patreon 8/7 Oops we did it again

[WorldsSmartestManRonOTool]

Poorly drawn garbage.

I just can't imagine doing anything for 20 years, and not showing even a little bit of improvement. The stuff he draws now looks exactly like the first Sonichu stuff with crazier plot and dialog.

 

[Chanchu]

You're not the first person to wonder that:

Spoiler: emails and nonsensical answers

Chris' Answer:

Translation: the tranny thing is half ruse/half coping mechanism and I am still superior to everyone (especially women).

 

[HomeAloneTwo]

Translation: the tranny thing is half ruse/half coping mechanism and I am still superior to everyone (especially women).

I bet if a woman came up to him and said, "oh, id have sex to you (idk who would say this), but youre a woman, and im not into that", he'd drop the act immediately and say he was trolling all along for that sweet china.

 

[ZehnBoat]

I bet if a woman came up to him and said, "oh, id have sex to you (idk who would say this), but youre a woman, and im not into that", he'd drop the act immediately and say he was trolling all along for that sweet china.

nah he'd point out he still has a duck and say he's just lesbian souled, and or try to persuade her that "women are just better and we could cuddle"

 

[NinFreakLan]

Well I think this is the art piece that broke my back. Chris has awoken my third eye and I can see into infinity. I don't like it. Smells vaguely of Axe body spray and pig vomit.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Why are all of Chris' transformations nigger rigged?

 

[NinFreakLan]

Why are all of Chris' transformations nigger rigged?

I don't think there's an answer for that aside from "I WISH I WAS BLACK". Knowing Christory, Chrisims, and all that munted shit.... Yeah he probably wishes he were black for some reason that only makes sense in his brain.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Sonic The Hedgehog may have been a mistake.

 

[NinFreakLan]

Sonic The Hedgehog may have been a mistake.

We're too far beyond that. That's the one constant in every universe.

 

[The Dude]

By "post-gender transformation" what Chris really means is "dressing in ill-fitting clothing meant for girls in late elementary school and LOTS of wishful thinking".

 

[JULAY]

nah he'd point out he still has a duck and say he's just lesbian souled, and or try to persuade her that "women are just better and we could cuddle"

A cuddle will cost ya $50, and Stephanie Bustcakes doesn't do anal.

 

[NinFreakLan]

A cuddle will cost ya $50, and Stephanie Bustcakes doesn't do anal.

So wait it's not $500 for a cuddle and then a fisticuffs with Chris?

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

So is this the comic's final transformation into a Magical Girl anime?

 

[Nat Soc Justice Warrior]

Oops we did it again!

Shouldn't it be "Doops we did it again!" given all that's happened this week?

 

[multiverse]

So are Chris_Chan Sonichu and Chrystallina Rosechu both supposed to be Chris? I'm so confused. Like two halves that make a whole autism puzzle piece?

 

[anephric]

I see Chris got more than a few lessons from Rob Liefeld about anatomy.

 

[NinFreakLan]

I see Chris got more than a few lessons from Rob Liefeld about anatomy.

At least Liefeld made memorable characters. our dear chucklefuck ain't going anywhere but the Mickey D's.

 

[Nat Soc Justice Warrior]

I see Chris got more than a few lessons from Rob Liefeld about anatomy.

At least Chris can (sort of) draw feet.

 

[Feline Darkmage]

Also, why does Chris refer to himself as Chris-Chan Sonichu instead of Chris-Chan Rosechu? Is being a plain ol' Rosechu Inread of the titular specimen not good enough for such True and Honest woman?

Probably the same reason Robbie Sonee evolved into a Roberta Sonichu.

 

[NinFreakLan]

At least Chris can (sort of) draw feet.

I'm sure someone would make a pot the difference game between Rob Liefeld and Chris. Then a smartass give the only HONEST AND TRUE answer, Rob made fucking bank when he made Deadpool and Cable while Chris just screams about being trolled.