Patrick Alan Melton / Nobody Likes Onions / "THE QUEEN!!" - Obese STMS a-log, "Dabbleverse" creep, "jokes" about children starting an OnlyFans (at 15), scouts X to find photos of them, offers child vocalised TTS. Argued for "ethical generative AI CP", conceded awkwardly with a laugh amid backlash.

You guys wants some LOLZ watch Redbar clown Fatrick's 40th Bday. I forgot all about this. Mike David's Magnum opus Fool hommage.
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johnnynoname said:
btw- I'll confirm something that we all could have already assumed
Citizen M has screenshoted posts on here, and has a folder of said screenshots, and posts them in NLO's discord, and spergtopia discord

not that that is of any surprise to anyone

Edit: just added a screenshot of one of his saved KF post folders
Edit 2: i took a picture of it instead of screenshot'ing it directly from my laptop because I'm literally a gay faggot who likes men
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Do you know who regals is?
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Stiffy said:
You guys wants some LOLZ watch Redbar clown Fatrick's 40th Bday. I forgot all about this. Mike David's Magnum opus Fool hommage. View attachment 6689993
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Link to the video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpreEvlRD70
 
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@Cheezits0 in the Rekieta/Anderson criminal case thread posted a link to this xeet of May 24 2024, from a user called ZeroDarkTony:
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Link / Archive / Video:

ZeroDarkTony appears to have been targeted by Ian Hawk, real name Ian Maddox (heh) Hawkins. I have included all of the xeets that make reference to Hawkins and Melton:
May 13 2024
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Link / Archive

May 14 2024
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Link / Archive

May 14 2024
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Link / Archive / Image in xeet:
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May 15 2024
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Link / Archive

May 15 2024
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Link / Archive

May 24 2024
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Link / Archive

Searching Hawkins full name on Nitter brought up this xeet of Dec 25 2023 from an X user called Joey.C, who has also been targeted by Hawkins:
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Link / Archive
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Learn to crop Dabbleverse boomers!
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I was able to find this arraignment docket for his DWI case in Rusk County:
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PDF Link / Page 7

104 Baker St, Henderson, TX 75652:
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Baker Street by Gerry Rafferty has been stuck in my head for days!
Windin' your way down on Baker Street...
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Zillow Link

Property records:
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Link / Archive

Hawkins X account:
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Nitter Link / Archive (NSFW)


Take it away Bill
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Ian Hawk definitely fits the criteria of a typical loyal Fatrick Melton fan i.e. a fucking low IQ loser with no social life.
What I don't get is all the wine mom sycophants he has like Tiff, Cardiff's kids, Sharon, Flatcat Jessica
Ironically he just banned that Mickayla nutjob from his chat Lol
 
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Cross post from the Rekieta thread, Nick sending sassy superchats to Melton on this NLO stream:
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Aaron calls him names, very womanly writing.
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daffodils said:
Nick is in Melton's chat again.

Tech advice for Aaron
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Nick is very smart
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Citizen M also made an appearance:
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Oh no Null is turning on BBN who could be Kinochet.
 
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Citizen M also made an appearance:
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Oh no Null is turning on BBN who could be Kinochet.
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I actually still disagree with Null that BBN is Kinochet, but even if he is, he's not "turning" on Kinochet. That happened forever ago. Kinochet has been banned for years from KF. The reason why BBN's identity is a topic of discussion is that Kinochet is a known liar, and people are trying to suss out how much they should believe BBN.

Citizen M is a Reddit-tier retard. He's the metaphorical "nigger in the middle of the ocean" Terry A. Davis spoke about. Wholely ignorant. Thinks picking a fight with KF is a good idea. Way out of his league. Banned. Desperately wants to be an e-celebrity. Thinks Melton is a good guy to latch onto. Should probably just be ignored from now on.
 
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Citizen M is simply a young autistic retard desperately trying to be part of something to feel important. If he was a nigger, or Spic he could have just joined a cool street gang. But unfortunately antisocial faggots like him are relegated to mom's basement until they're 40. It is what it is.
 
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Cross post from the Rekieta thread, Nick sending sassy superchats to Melton on this NLO stream:
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Aaron calls him names, very womanly writing.
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Citizen M also made an appearance:
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Oh no Null is turning on BBN who could be Kinochet.
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maybe steel toes show isn't doing great but that is better than being a soon to be convicted felon

Stiffy said:
Ian Hawk definitely fits the criteria of a typical loyal Fatrick Melton fan i.e. a fucking low IQ loser with no social life.
What I don't get is all the wine mom sycophants he has like Tiff, Cardiff's kids, Sharon, Flatcat Jessica
Ironically he just banned that Mickayla nutjob from his chat Lol
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they had two chicks in the discord over a year ago Daytwa who uses like 30 year old airbrushed photos in her avatars and Dalish who does onlyfans shit whose niche is elf porn. Alot of the losers in there were trying to hook up with these two girls. Hawke was having an online relationship with Dalish I think even paid her rent and shit and wanted to leave his wife for her. I thought he was more like 50 but he is only early thirties according to that. I remember that is when i turned on Melton that episode with Dalish and this guy was like fucking the most disgusting trailer trash shit I have seen since Jerry Springer or Maury.
 
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hunchbacksrus said:
yes that is her, she actually seems like a nice girl and btw she can't stand patrick from what I have seen as of late
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First search of that name, and a video pops up of her watching some bi-racial interactive cartoon while getting pounded from behind Lol
She seems oblivious to the dude too completely focused on the tv screen. This chick has to have ADHD.
 
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What I don't get is all the wine mom sycophants he has like Tiff, Cardiff's kids, Sharon, Flatcat Jessica
Ironically he just banned that Mickayla nutjob from his chat Lol
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in fairness, I will say that Cardiff's kids should not be lumped in with that other trash you listed
she is genuinely a very nice lady, and doesn't have any of that "wine mom" shit going on........she's actually really pleasant..it's not fair to lump her in with that other trash

that aside- MMW Mikayala (or however the fuck you spell her name) WILL be involved in some sort of cat fishing gone wrong scandal where she'll string along some schmuck on a dating site from some old pictures of her (or someone else).....
 
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