Patrick Lake / Dogpatch Press / Patch O' Furr / Patch Packrat - Furry journalist who got jerked off in public. Currently being sued.

[Stock Photo James]

Oh God please don't tell me altfurry idiots are making dummy accounts to push their conspiracy onto farms.

If you got solid proof Dogpatch was in prison or is covering pedos, fucking post it right now, without stupid intro jokes or some secondary source claims.

 

[John Wick]

If you got solid proof Dogpatch was in prison or is covering pedos, fucking post it right now, without stupid intro jokes or some secondary source claims.

Personally, I wouldn't doubt it considering one of his pastimes is getting jerked off by random men in public.

 

[Uncle Warren]

Oh God please don't tell me altfurry idiots are making dummy accounts to push their conspiracy onto farms.

Little faggots better not.

 

[Meowthkip]

@FurryBuster is banned from replying. If he has anything to add that's worthwhile, it will be lifted.

Carry on.

 

[BillyGoat2]

Oh God please don't tell me altfurry idiots are making dummy accounts to push their conspiracy onto farms.

they have been doing it on and off since before you made an account here.

 

[Sockpuppet Of Doom]

The infamous music video featuring Patch Packrat.

 

[Chromatic Collector]

The infamous music video featuring Patch Packrat.

This sounds like it's supposed to be a parody song. good or bad --- YOU DECIDE

 

[Meowthkip]

The infamous music video featuring Patch Packrat.

Gotta say, that's a great album title.

 

[Super Collie]

The infamous music video featuring Patch Packrat.

I am so taken aback at how awful of a video this is that I am incapable of forming an opinion on it beyond "I clicked the thumbs down button to let YouTube know that I did not intentionally watch this video because I was 'interested' in it and I pray that they never ever show me something like this in my suggested videos in my lifetime".

 

[Stock Photo James]

The infamous music video featuring Patch Packrat.

You know, amateur quality aside this is the most uncreative premise for a music video you can think of.

 

[logintoilet]

Orson Welles it isn't. Looks like switching hoes and bitches with gay nerds and furries. This video is a bit higher concept.

I can't dish out too much on the scene but supposedly Patch's favorite color is yellow and he studies "method acting" at the dungeon he runs.

He did dancing in another video with a toilet seat around his neck like royal regalia. I'm not sure which one, or maybe that's for live shows with Crumbsnatcher but if you can get an invite it's wild.

 

[Connectingdotsanddogs]

https://twitter.com/DogpatchPress/status/1064637459735035906

Of course Dogpatch thinks an admitted nonce should get out on a technicality.

 

[Golden Compass]

https://twitter.com/DogpatchPress/status/1064637459735035906

Of course Dogpatch thinks an admitted nonce should get out on a technicality.

First of all; archive your shit. Second of all; what? Am I missing something? It looks like it was just a lame furry joke, I see no mention of his opinion on whether the guy should be in or out of jail.

 

[Connectingdotsanddogs]

First of all; archive your shit. Second of all; what? Am I missing something? It looks like it was just a lame furry joke, I see no mention of his opinion on whether the guy should be in or out of jail.

As with others Archive shits bed whenever use it.

https://twitter.com/DogpatchPress/status/1062788361658617856

Context for another case. Lamenting 18 year old got caught for being a "dumb kid".

Or just an 18 year old being a nonce. Very quick to justify his actions as just a "dumb" moment.

 

[Golden Compass]

As with others Archive shits bed whenever use it.

https://archive.org/web/web.php

You can also take screenshots of the content that isn't particularly important to archive immediately. If you have trouble archiving but see something important, PM someone for help or use a device that isn't a complete piece of shit.

 

[Meowthkip]

https://twitter.com/DogpatchPress/status/1064637459735035906

Of course Dogpatch thinks an admitted nonce should get out on a technicality.

Are you saying that the court is in the right for trying to screw a dude out of the legal representation he is constitutionally entitled to because they tried to say there wasn't a comma between the words "lawyer" and "dog?"

Because I think that says a lot more about you than it does about Dogpatch.

 

[Connectingdotsanddogs]

Are you saying that the court is in the right for trying to screw a dude out of the legal representation he is constitutionally entitled to because they tried to say there wasn't a comma between the words "lawyer" and "dog?"

Because I think that says a lot more about you than it does about Dogpatch.

The guy admits to the charges. Lamenting he should get out despite such for them deciding to rescind a comma or not says a lot too.

 

[Meowthkip]

The guy admits to the charges. Lamenting he should get out despite such for them deciding to rescind a comma or not says a lot too.

He's still entitled to legal representation, you absolute ninny. That's the basis of our democracy. That's the rule of fucking law. Everyone is entitled to a fair trial. They could be the most guilty motherfucker in the world, but it's the responsibility of the legal system to make sure they get a fair trial, because otherwise you're setting up a legal precedent which will easily screw over people who aren't guilty. I cannot believe I have to explain this to somebody who is supposed to be an adult, since we don't allow underage users on this site.

What are you, some kind of fucking Stalinist?

 

[TheWatchfulFurfag]

He's still entitled to legal representation, you absolute ninny. That's the basis of our democracy. That's the rule of fucking law. Everyone is entitled to a fair trial. They could be the most guilty motherfucker in the world, but it's the responsibility of the legal system to make sure they get a fair trial, because otherwise you're setting up a legal precedent which will easily screw over people who aren't guilty. I cannot believe I have to explain this to somebody who is supposed to be an adult, since we don't allow underage users on this site.

What are you, some kind of fucking Stalinist?

A strong defence of even the guilty is something which benefits everyone. It's pretty unambiguous. Should they not, then the legal system runs the risks of becoming kangaroo courts. The legal system has many issues, but the strong defence of the accused is a pretty big Pro to contrast with the cons.

 

[Connectingdotsanddogs]

He's still entitled to legal representation, you absolute ninny. That's the basis of our democracy. That's the rule of fucking law. Everyone is entitled to a fair trial. They could be the most guilty motherfucker in the world, but it's the responsibility of the legal system to make sure they get a fair trial, because otherwise you're setting up a legal precedent which will easily screw over people who aren't guilty. I cannot believe I have to explain this to somebody who is supposed to be an adult, since we don't allow underage users on this site.

What are you, some kind of fucking Stalinist?

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